Karasu killed the preps!

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(Second, Hiei at football practice. He looked all buff in his uniform, but much shorter than the other guys. The guys were talking to each other secretly.)

Guy 1: Look at that shrimpy guy.

Guy 2: Ooh! Fresh meat.

Guy 3: What's with his hair?

(The coach walked up to Hiei and handed him a helmet.)

Coach: You have to wear a helmet. What's with your hair anyway?

Hiei: It's my style.

Coach: Whatever. Put this on.

(Hiei put the helmet on his head. More like the top of his hair. It just didn't look quite right, and the coach took it off of his head.)

Coach: Never mind. Forget the helmet. It just doesn't work.

Hiei: I'll be fine without it. I'm not a weakling.

Coach: Whatever. It's your call. All right everyone! Get in positions!

Hiei: Hn. Let's just get this over with.

(When the ball was thrown to Hiei, he stood and looked oddly at it while he was tackled and dog piled onto. He was so far underneath everyone that he couldn't be seen. He wasn't being taken down that easily, for just Hiei himself tossed the entire pile up into the air, and he wasn't even injured. They all shouted while being hurdled through the air and landing with a thump.)

Coach: Amazing. The little guy has quite some strength. Now let's test his speed.

(The ball was thrown and Hiei caught it, running to the goal in less than two seconds. The coach thought he was seeing things as he shook his timer.)

Coach: This is unbelievable!

Guy 1: Whoa… Rock on little dude!

Guy 2: That was awesome!
Coach: Yes indeed. Hiei Jaganshi, you're automatically promoted to quarterback!

Hiei: (Disappointed) Aww, man. I made the team.

(Later when he met up with Karasu…)

Karasu: (Excited) You made the team! I knew you would!

(She hugged Hiei tightly and he noticed her bloody sword.)

Hiei: What have you been doing?

Karasu: Oh, just ridding the school of the annoyances.

Hiei: What? You killed the cheerleading squad!

Karasu: Yep. Now I'm the only chipper one in the entire school. Ha!

Hiei: You're going to get…! Never mind. You never get into trouble for anything.

Karasu: Nope.

(A gothic girl overheard what Karasu and Hiei were talking about and went over to them.)

Girl: You killed the cheerleaders?

Karasu: Yeah. They were bugging the hell out of me.

Girl: You're my hero! Hey guys! This girl killed the cheerleaders!

(A big crowd of anti-preps came up to Karasu and praised her.)

Hiei: Only Karasu could pull this off.

(Now for the third extracurricular activity: Sakura in karate practice. She could already drop kick anyone she faced, and she had only been practicing for an hour!)

Coach: This is amazing! You have grand skill Saku.

Sakura: Thank you master. This is fun.

Coach: If you can defeat me, then you will automatically be promoted to black belt.

Sakura: Yay! I like black.

Coach: Let's see what you've got grasshopper.

(Of course, what do you think happened? It runs in the family.)

Sakura: Kara! Kara! Guess what? I got a black belt and the master doesn't call me grasshopper anymore!

Karasu: Ooh cool! Of course, I'm already wearing a black belt, so yay!

Sakura: Yay!

Hiei: It must run in the family.

Yusuke: Obviously… Chip?

Hiei: Will you stop asking me that?

(The principal ran through the halls in a panic.)

Principal: There's been a mass murder in this school!

(Karasu was even the one holding the bloody sword and Hiei was thinking, "Oh no. She's going to get sent to jail. There's no way the principal could miss that.")

Karasu: Billy did it!

(A random Billy in the hallway turned around.)

Billy: Huh?

Principal: There he is! He did it! Karasu said so! Swarm! Swarm! Swarm!

(The principal led a line of police to Billy, but one of the cops stayed behind and observed Karasu's sword. Karasu merely handed the officer ten gold blocks and he patted her on the head.)

Officer: I won't tell if you won't.

Karasu: (Smiles) Nope.

Officer: This will help the government a lot, but most importantly, it will help me.

(The officer walked off and Hiei couldn't believe his eyes. You'd think he would be used to it by now.)

Hiei: Now you're bribing the government? How do you do it?

Karasu: I'm just lucky I guess.

Hiei: I guess…

(Hiei was really curious with how she was able to even bribe a cop with tons of gold blocks that pop out of nowhere. Where was she getting them? He doesn't know, but we know. Oh the dramatic irony. Lucky futuristic watches. Out of nowhere, Leona and Lutious poof into the school.)

Karasu: Leona?

Leona: This looks like the perfect place to hide out.

Lutious: Especially with that sign that says "Dance Friday." Sounds fun.

Leona: Karasu? What the…?

Karasu: I won ten thousand dollars.

Leona: (Giggles) Oh.

Karasu: That reminds me. I need to find a good costume for the dance.

Hiei: I didn't know it was a costume party.

(Karasu waved a wad of money around.)

Karasu: It is now.

Hiei: Okay…

Karasu: You can be a fluffy little kitty.

Hiei: No.

Karasu: I'm going to be me: A dragon demon. That way I won't have to wear a pansy dress.

Hiei: So you're going to wear your "air conditioned" outfit?

Karasu: Yep, and I'm bringing accessories.

(She waved her sword around to demonstrate her meaning.)

Hiei: In that case, I'm going to be me too. I miss my cloak.

(Kagome walked over and overheard the conversation.)

Kagome: It's going to be a costume dance?

Karasu: Yep. Thanks to me.

Kagome: That means I can bring Inuyasha. They will think he's in costume.

(Sakura thought about someone to take to the dance.)

Sakura: Hey Yusuke… Where's Kurama? Does he go here?

Yusuke: No. He doesn't go to school. He's hundreds of years old.

Sakura: Oh… Cool! At least I know he's not younger than me. If he refuses to go, I'll just get him in a chokehold. Hee hee…

Hiei: You're definitely related to Karasu.

(Where was Inuyasha during all this anyway? Well for the time being, he was relaxing in a tree by himself in thought. "Everyone's split up and Naraku is gone. Sango and Miroku are married, Shippo has a family now, and Kagome is back to her normal life. Kikyo… she's gone too. We were going to be together once she was a normal girl again." Inuyasha shook himself out of that thought. "Hn. It doesn't matter anyway. Her soul now belongs to…")

Kagome: Inuyasha!

Inuyasha: Kagome.

(Inuyasha turned to see Kagome coming toward him, so he jumped down from the tree.)

Kagome: I have great news!

Inuyasha: What is it?

Kagome: You can come to the dance with me! Karasu had to bribe the principal to make it happen, but I'm just glad that you can come! Will you?

(She looked into his eyes with a precious glow.)

Inuyasha: I… guess.

Kagome: Yay!

(She hugged him tight in excitement and ran off toward the well. Inuyasha stood there with one eyebrow raised thinking, "What's a dance?" In the intervening time, Sakura was after her prey: Kurama. She tried to sneak up behind him, but he sensed her presence and spoke up before she reached him.)

Kurama: It's you again.

Sakura: How did you know? Man you're good!

Kurama: Not really. I could smell your scent.

Sakura: I knew I used too much Axe.

Kurama: Axe? Isn't that for men?

Sakura: It is? Oops… Oh well. I like the smell of it, so it doesn't matter.

Kurama: Something tells me you're here for a reason.

Sakura: I am?

(She had forgotten her reason for finding him momentarily, but it soon returned to her as she smiled a grand smile.)

Sakura: Oh yeah! I remember now! I was going to ask you to come to the dance with me on Friday. Will you please? Please!

Kurama: I don't think I will. I'm not into school things and dances.

Sakura: Please?

Kurama: No.

Sakura: Please?
Kurama: No.

Sakura: Please?

Kurama: Is this ever going to end?

Sakura: (Smiles) Nope.

Kurama: (Sigh) What do I have to wear?

(She jumped around and squealed in a high-pitched "EEEEEEEEEEE" and Kurama had to hold his ears. So now for dance pairings we have: Inuyasha and Kagome, Karasu and Hiei, Yusuke and Kumaru, Leona and Lutious, and not to mention Kurama and Sakura. What a strange event this dance will be.)