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(Okashi was sitting in the corner of her cell crying her eyes out. She was so heartbroken and didn't know what to do. Her face was stained with the visibility of many tears and her nose was running because of her sorrow as well. The woman in the cell with her was annoyed with Okashi's crying.)
Woman: Oh would you just be quiet already? Boo-hooing isn't going to get you anywhere.
Okashi: I know, but… but…
Woman: Do us all a favor and shut up.
(Okashi sniffed and wiped her nose on her sleeve, not caring about being sanitary. It wasn't her shirt anyway, so she didn't care. "This is all Mikita's fault. She ruined my life. I didn't do any of this. I don't deserve this.")
Sakura: Pansy!
(Okashi looked up and saw Sakura standing there in front of her.)
Sakura: (Giggles) That's so funny. I couldn't help but to take after my sister.
(Okashi's cellmate opened her eyes and looked at Sakura with disappointment.)
Woman: Oh great. Another one to annoy me.
Okashi: Sakura, how did you get in here?
Sakura: I slipped through those bars. Being tiny has its advantages.
(Keera was outside Okashi's bar window.)
Keera: Quit wasting time Sakura! Get her out of there!
Okashi: Keera? You're here too?
Keera: Yeah. We're busting you out of here.
Sakura: I just need something to pick this thing with…
(Sakura was referring to the lock as she observed it. She then looked at the officer standing near the cell. He was eating a donut and watching a football game on his portable DVD player/TV device. Sakura saw the keys that were hanging from his belt loop.)
Sakura: Can I borrow your keys Mr. Authority Figure person?
Okashi: (Low voice) Sakura, you can't just ask an officer for his keys and expect him to—
Officer: Sure. Here you go.
(Without looking at Sakura, he handed her the keys. She stuck her arm out through the bars and grabbed them.)
Sakura: Thank you. (Smiles)
Officer: TOUCHDOWN!
Okashi: (Sweat drop) Okay…
Keera: Hurry guys!
Sakura: I'm getting there…
(She opened the bar doors and walked out with no problem. She looked back at Okashi, who was still standing there with unsurety. Sakura grabbed her arm and pulled her along.)
Sakura: Come on. Don't just stand there.
(She looked at the distracted officer and handed his keys back to him.)
Sakura: Thanks mister.
Officer: Ssshh! It's the third quarter!
(The officer took a bite of his doughnut and was still oblivious to their escape plans. Sakura led Okashi toward the exit quickly.)
Okashi: How did you just pull that off?
Sakura: Luck runs in our family…
(The officer finished his doughnut and became excited.)
Officer: Yeah! Another touchdown! Woo!
(He then realized what had just happened as the woman that was in the cell with Okashi walked by.)
Woman: Where's the damn bathroom?
Officer: …Wait a minute!
(Sakura and Okashi heard this shout as they began to run.)
Sakura: I just wish I were as lucky as my sister!
Okashi: We can still make it! Hurry!
(Keera was outside the building sneaking around as she looked around.)
Keera: Must… resist… stupidity impulse… What does this button do?
(All seemed to be going swiftly until Keera pressed the button. Suddenly an alarm sounded and alerted the entire base. Okashi and Sakura finally found Keera, who was covering her ears due to the sound.)
Keera: Sorry!
Sakura: You pushed the button didn't you?
Keera: (Sweat drop) Maybe…
Okashi: Hurry up and get us out of here!
Sakura: Okay. Okay. (Looks at watch) Thank goodness Karasu lent me her time travel watch.
(Thanks to what limited luck Sakura had, they poofed away safely. Meanwhile, Miroku and Sango were in the Feudal Era with Lutious and Leona, discussing important matters.)
Leona: I have all kings! Beat that!
(Okay, well maybe not important matters. They were actually playing cards.)
Miroku: Aww man…
Sango: Uhh… I'm lost. Did I lose?
Miroku: Yes you did.
Lutious: Nuh-uh Leona darling… Read 'em and weep. All Aces.
(Lutious smiled craftily and Leona acquired a sweat drop.)
Leona: Damn… I hate playing strip poker with you.
Lutious: Take 'em off women.
Sango: Both of us?
(Miroku smiled and shifted his eyebrows.)
Miroku: Oh yeah.
(Lutious whistled and Leona gave him a death glare, taking hold of her bra. Her shirt was already off and lying on the ground. She appeared defeated. Kaede walked over and saw what was going on.)
Kaede: This seems exciting. Mind if I join ye?
(They all acquired sweat drops and Kaede looked at them strangely.)
Leona: Uhh… actually, Lutious and I were just on our way back home.
Kaede: Ah, well maybe next time then.
Leona: Yeah… maybe. Come on Lutious.
(She grabbed him by the arm and two cards fell from his sleeve. Leona looked at the two aces and glared at him.)
Leona: Uh-huh. Just as I suspected. We're having a talk about this one.
Lutious: Are you still gonna strip for me later? (Gets slapped) Ow…
(Lutious and Leona poofed away, leaving Kaede there with Miroku and Sango.)
Kaede: So how far along are ye?
Sango: Almost a couple months along now. I'm hungry.
(Suddenly Okashi, Keera, and Sakura poofed in.)
Sakura: (Cough) How y'all doin'? (Cough)
Miroku: Sakura? What's going on?
Sakura: We just broke Okashi out of jail and now she has to hide out here in this era.
Okashi: I don't know what to do!
(Okashi fell to the ground in tears and Keera sat next to her.)
Keera: It's gonna be okay sis. Just stay here for a while until we can figure this out.
Okashi: But I can't go home now. They are going to be looking for me. My life is ruined!
Miroku: Your life is not the only one ruined. I'm sure that Mikita will get Kagome into a world of trouble as well since she has her body now.
(Okashi began to cry louder.)
Okashi: Mikita was the one that ruined my life!
(She buried her face within her hands and rocked forward and backward.)
Keera: Just… don't say anything to her. Leave her alone for a while.
Kaede: How about some soup child? Ye can stay at my place for as long as ye please.
Okashi: (Sniff) Okay… Thank you…
Sakura: I have to get Keera home and return Karasu's watch to her.
Okashi: Keera… Don't tell mom what happened. You know nothing. Okay?
Keera: …Okay.
(Keera was saddened because she didn't know what to do for her sister. She poofed away with Sakura and Okashi went with Kaede, Miroku, and Sango. Meanwhile at the Jaganshi residence, Hiei was sleeping and a tongue brushed across his cheek many times. He smiled and waved his hand gently.)
Hiei: Karasu… Not right now.
(He was still being licked and he smelled a bad odor.)
Hiei: Eww, Karasu… you need to brush your teeth.
(He then heard a very deep bark and his eyes flew open. Right there in bed next to him was a large rottweiler. He let out a short, startled shout and sat up.)
Hiei: Karasu!
(Karasu came into the room.)
Karasu: What?
Hiei: It's self-explanatory!
Karasu: Sam! What are you doing in here? Don't bother Hiei while he's sleeping. Sam!
(She hit her hand against the wall and gathered the big dog's attention. Sam jumped down from the bed and ran over to her as she loved all over the dog.)
Karasu: Come here big boy. That's my Sam.
(She looked over at Hiei and saw his confused, yet disappointed expression.)
Karasu: Uhh… Did I forget to mention that I got a dog while you were asleep?
Hiei: The last thing we need is a mutt in this house!
Inuyasha: Shut up midget!
(Inuyasha popped up out of nowhere and showed up in their bedroom doorway.)
Hiei: What the…? How'd you get in my house you faggot?
(Sam unexpectedly jumped on Inuyasha and started humping his leg.)
Karasu: Sam! No! Bad boy! Don't go gay on me!
Inuyasha: What the hell is this thing? Eww! Get it off of me!
(Hiei was laughing rather insanely at Inuyasha's expense as he pointed and laughed.)
Hiei: Tell me this isn't a dream! This is too funny!
Inuyasha: Shut up midget!
(Karasu stomped on the floor to get Sam's attention and the dog got off of Inuyasha, obeying Karasu's command.)
Karasu: What are you doing here Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: Trying not to get attacked by that beast.
Karasu: No, before that. Why did you come here in the first place?
Inuyasha: Oh yeah. I was wondering if you knew where Mikita was.
Hiei: No we don't, now get your ass out of my house.
Inuyasha: Shut up midget!
Hiei: Is that the only insult in your vocabulary?
Inuyasha: Shut up…! I mean, go to hell runt!
Karasu: Don't insult Hiei! Sam!
(She pointed to Inuyasha and the dog jumped on Inuyasha again, pummeling him to his knees. Mikita walked by the room with many valuables in her arms.)
Hiei: Mikita? What are you doing here?
Mikita: I'm robbing you! Do ya mind? … Karasu? Hiei? INUYASHA?
(She dropped the items and busted out laughing.)
Inuyasha: Mikita, is that you? Hey, stop it you stupid beast! Get off me! Ow! It's biting my head!
(Later, they all met up in the living room. Inuyasha stood against the wall glaring at the dog.)
Karasu: Hey Mikita, why were you stealing my things?
Mikita: I didn't know this was your house. It's very nice. I think I'll chill here for a while.
(She leaned back on the sofa and relaxed in leisure.)
Mikita: Hey doofus, why were you looking for me anyway? Haven't you disappointed Kagome enough?
Inuyasha: I came to find you because we have to go after Tsuyoku. He has Kagome's soul and you have her body. We all have to get there as soon as possible.
Mikita: Don't think you're just gonna waltz in here and give me orders fag. I'll go on my own accord. Besides, do you think I care about that mortal anyway?
(Inuyasha glared at Mikita, but was soon distracted by a sniffing sound behind him. Sam was sniffing his butt.)
Inuyasha: Would you get lost?
(Inuyasha kicks the dog and gets attacked.)
Karasu: (High-pitched) Don't hit my dog!
Mikita: Shut up Karasu! You're hurting my ears!
Hiei: You're hurting my patience.
Inuyasha: It's biting my ass!
(Mikita and Hiei laughed with one another and Karasu accompanied Sam in beating Inuyasha.)
Karasu: I am going to back you into a corner and stomp on your stuff!
Inuyasha: YIPE! YIPE! YIPE!