Disclaimer:

I only own Quintana Co. and the Imperial Order of the Quintana Empire, but I do not own any material related to Pokemon or the Crap Adventures of Lizardman.

Special Thanks & Tributes:

Special thanks to hanan for inspiring me to write this fanfic; you da man!

The Imperial Adventures of Emperor Quintana-

Episode III: The Emperor vs Uber Hitler

Announcer: One day, at the White House in Washington, DC...

(Inside the White House, US President George W. Bush was working on some highly classified "FBI clearance inspections", while suddenly, a loud explosion is heard. an evil superhuman Nazi warrior named Uber Hitler barged right in the Oval Office, where the President works, and grasps the President by the collar!)

Uber Hitler: Ha ha ha ha ha! Beware, Mr. President, I am stealing you! Heil Hitler! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

(Trust me; it was a REALLY long maniacal laugh. So, anyway, Uber Hitler, taking the President hostage, flew off to his secret hideout: The Uber Nazi Domain.)

Announcer: Meanwhile, at the Imperial Lair...

(The Emperor has been playing Tetris six hours before the kidnapping, when suddenly, his Imperial Senses started tingling.)

The Emperor: Uh oh! The President is being kidnapped by a supervillainous Nazi mastermind; I must save him!

(And so, the Emperor began to search for the Uber Nazi Domain. Minutes later, he finally found it.)

The Emperor: Aha! The Uber Nazi Domain! But I've got to find another way in; the entrances are heavily guarded!

Announcer: And so, he got in somehow...

(Back at the UND...)

Uber Hitler: Aha ha ha ha ha! At last, Mr. President, no one can save you now!

President Bush: What are you going to do to me?

Uber Hitler: I sentence you to death... by Neo-Nazi Holocaust Regiment!!

Neo-Nazis: Rah! Heil Hitler!!

(They were about to terminate the President, while suddenly, the Emperor came crashing down an unguarded window, and landed on the ground with a thud.)

The Emperor: Don't worry, Mr. President, I'll save you!

President Bush: Yay! It's the Emperor!

Uber Hitler: No! The Emperor is here to foil my plans, but he won't succeed this time! Go, Rommell!

(Uber Hitler sends forth a Houndoom.)

Houndoom: Grrrr... (barking.)

The Emperor: That's where you're badly mistaken, Uber Hitler! Boss Shell, attack!

(The Emperor summons a Blastoise.)

(Houndooom starts off with Fire Wheel, but Boss Shell's Surf Attack was too powerful. Then Uber Hitler recalled Rommell. That Surf Attack also wiped out the entire neo-Nazi movement.)

Uber Hitler: NOOOOOO!!!!! I have been defeated; I have shamed my racist ancestors! This isn't over, spic; you shall pay for this!!

(After having said that, Uber Hitler fled off in a rage, then accidentally crashed in a tall building, causing his ship to explode and killing him instantly.)

The Emperor: (sighs, shaking his head,) How pathetic...

President Bush: Emperor Quintana, I hereby commend you for saving our majestic country. We are in your debt of gratitude.

The Emperor: It is agreed. Now where's my pay? My services don't come cheap, you know.

President Bush: Hmmm. Well, since you took down the notorious Team Rocket, saved my life, and eliminated the notorious neo-Nazi Movement, I will pay you a generous sum of $56.2 million.

The Emperor: Very well, then; it's settled. You got yourself a deal.

To Be Continued...