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I only own Quintana Co. and the Imperial Order of the Quintana Empire, but I do not own any material related to Pokemon, Star Wars, or the Crap Adventures of Lizardman.
Special Thanks & Tributes:
Special thanks to hanan for inspiring me to write this fanfic; you da man!
The Imperial Adventures of Emperor Quintana-
Episode IV: The Rise and Fall of the League of Evil
Announcer: One day, at the Big Evil Convention...
(Four villains President Bush, Donald Trump, Bill Gates, and Hugh Hefner were sitting in the guest seats in a conference table, while a dark, mysterious figure sat at the most important seat of the table)
Bill Gates: We must find a way to defeat the Emperor!
Hugh Hefner: Yeah, I agree.
Donald Trump: Yeah, so do I.
President Bush: Of course, since he's just too powerful!
(Shouts of agreement came from the Members of the Convention as well. They went on for no more than three seconds, until...)
Giovanni: Friends, don't worry. I know that one of these days we shall finally eliminate the Emperor once and for all, and then the world will be ours!
(Now, Giovanni turned his seat around, and faced his newfound associates.)
Giovanni: I, Giovanni, along with my superior intellect, have found a way to defeat the Emperor. Instead of trying to kill him separately, we shall unite our forces to create the League of Evil! President Bush, Donald Trump, Bill Gates, Uber Nazi, and Hugh Hefner; once our forces are united, our powers shall be invincible; not even the mighty Emperor will be able to defeat us, then. So what do you say, comrades?
Uber Nazi: Eh, what the hell; I have nothing else left to do.
(Later, a machine alerted the Convention that radical memberships have dropped to 5 percent.)
Machine: Warning! Radical membership levels have dropped to 5 percent!
Donald Trump: Oh no! Someone was killing our radical movement!
Giovanni: Curse you, Darth Vader!!
(Darth Vader was seen leaving the convention after killing a group of radicals.)
Darth Vader: And so, the deed is done...
(Now, back to the Convention...)
Giovanni: Alright then, League of Evil, here's our two-point plan: first, give me lots of money, and then, kill the Emperor!
Announcer: Meanwhile, in an unknown, distant land...
(The Imperial Lair appeared in said unknown, distant land)
The Emperor: Whew, what a day! I can't wait to freshen up, sit down, and watch some TV.
(The Emperor freshened up and turned on the TV.)
TV: (singsong) Toooniiiight, on craaap tttvvv... (then normal) we have the fourth Emperor Quintana cartoon.
The Emperor: Oh well; there's nothing else on today, so I guess I'm going to have to settle for this.
(And so, the TV showed the Big Evil Convention Meeting. Then after seeing Giovanni face his people...)
The Emperor: Hmmm. I'm starting to like this episode.
(A Shakespearean friend came over to the Emperor and sat alongside him.)
Friend: Induitably; it's concepts are quite structured, showing the natural essence of modern mundane villainy.
The Emperor: Indeed. Had it not been aired, we would have watched something that can be as glitchy as hell.
Friend: I agree. Hey, wait a minute; aren't we in this cartoon?
(A brief pause.)
The Emperor: Oh, yeah, I forgot.
(Suddenly, pixel glitches begin to fill the air.)
The Emperor: Aagh! Well, if that is the case, then it's most possible that Giovanni has formed the League of Evil! I have to go defeat it at once!
(And so, the Emperor warped himself to another dimension in Cyberspace. Then, he landed on Donald Trump, face flat, head-on.)
Giovanni: Ah! Well, looks like the Emperor has stumbled into Cyberspace. Surrender to the League of Evil now, or suffer dire consequences!
The Emperor: No way, Giovanni; I'll never join you!
Giovanni: I've got yellow-painted rocks with smiley faces on them.
The Emperor: You cannot defeat me; I have the League of Good! Charge!
(And so, the Battle Between Good vs. Evil begins...)
Announcer: Unfortunately, everyone dies...
(Dead people and fainted Pokemon lay on the ground, defeated...)
Announcer: ...except the Emperor!
The Emperor: Ha ha! Once again, the Emperor wins! Hail Quintana!!
To Be Continued...