How Lord Voldie Died 7

by RuneWitchSakura

Three more pathetic deaths for Voldie. Featuring requests from WhiteTwitch and MysticWolfBlack. Beware of crazy fan girls and cheer for Neo. BTW I can't find my Matrix movies, so Neo might be OOC

2. Cedric Returns For REVENGE!

'Dammit,' Voldemort thought, as he stepped out of the cauldron, 'I died again. And I didn't even kill Cedric. Pettigrew did. Well, I guess I did order Pettigrew to kill him.'

"Yeah, and I didn't like being dead," Cedric replied from behind him. Voldemort jumped.

"What the hell!" he yelled, "What are you doing here!"

"The same thing my fan girl did," Cedric said, pulling out the bat he borrowed from the girl.

"Is everyone coming back to life?"

"Yep," replied Frank Bryce, as he pulled out a similar bat that he found in the shed.

Lord Voldie died again.