How Lord Voldie Died 7

by RuneWitchSakura

Three more pathetic deaths for Voldie. Featuring requests from WhiteTwitch and MysticWolfBlack. Beware of crazy fan girls and cheer for Neo. BTW I can't find my Matrix movies, so Neo might be OOC

3. The Matrix 4: Death of Voldemort

Lord Voldemort stepped out of the Resurrection cauldron and looked up. There was a man with a black trench coat and sunglasses. Voldemort was instantly suspicious.

"Who the hell are you!" Voldemort yelled.

His answer:

A kick to the head.

Neo gave a small wave to Mystic-Wolf-Black as she requested him to come deal with Voldemort personally.

Neo continued to beat the shit out of Voldemort as the authoress and Harry Potter watched, while eating popcorn. Both picked up the bowl and offered popcorn to Mystic-Wolf-Black.

"Enjoy."

And with one final last kick to the head:

Lord Voldie died again.