Chain Mail Mockery

by WeevilFanGirl

Ok this was inspired by a yugioh story i read basicly snape insults nevile which results in the entire wizzarding world getting in on the insult game...just read and youll understand latter there might be a bit of language so...yeah

6. Oliver

Oliver Wood

there is no comments because i said so except this---theres no specific time place ment...just randomness that happens at some random time period with all the characters

"My broomstick is short small and slow...oh you mean what i fly on"

Oliver glared at the broomstick sticker. Of course he was the butt of yet another sexual joke.

"ITS BECUASE IM BI ISNT IT DAMNIT!"

It was a joke all arround school that Oliver Wood had a thing for the great harry potter, ok so mabey it was more then a joke. As he looked through his potter-filled room; to list a few things in it there were posters, pictures, even a all to anatomy-correct life sized figure of harry. he sighed to himself annoyed that he let everyone in school somehow find out his intrest in the younger boy.

"I'll bet you anything its his damn pissy over protective godfather too!"

It was with these words the enraged wood sat down to plot against the so thought 'number one criminal next to you-know-who'. No one kupt him from his dreams, not even a convicted murderer.