Hello viewers! Chapter two is here... I know you've been awaiting it.
Now, read, and enjoy!
I don't own Naruto, so don't assume I do.
Our story begins just minutes after the last chapter ended. Jiraiya is seeking Sakura to heal Tsunade.
Sakura: Ino, why do my feet hurt?
Ino: Because, you're barefoot, and walking on a gravel road.
Sakura: I knew that.
Jiraiya jumps from behind a bush
Jiraiya: Sakura, there you are! Tsunade's been hurt!
Sakura: Dammit, I can't deal with this right now!
Jiraiya: Why not?
Sakura: Because, healing Naruto took too much chakra, and I'm not supposed to heal anyone else.
Jiraiya: If you don't, she'll die.
Sakura: Like I said, I'll heal Tsunade, where is she?
Jiraiya: Follow me.
Meanwhile, Guy is training Celeres' Taijutsu.
Guy: You will begin by wearing this weight around your wrists and ankles.
Celeres: How much do they weigh?
Guy: 600 pounds each.
Celeres: Better make it 6000, I can lift 600 with my EARLOBES quite easily.
Guy: ... uhh... ok.
Celeres: So, am I going to be super crazy fast like Lee?
Guy: Fast, strong, and good lookin'.
Celeres: Really?
Guy: Yes, but you'll need to wear this.
Throws Celeres a green jumpsuit simliar to his and Lee's.
Celeres: No offense Guy-sensei, but this thing is ugly as hell.
Guy: WHAT? But, this thing almost got me in bed with Tsunade...
Celeres: No, it didn't. I accidentally used a special jutsu that makes women horny for even the ugliest men. It was supposed to get me a night on the town with Sakura, but it went horribly wrong, and affected everyone BUT her. I was able to shut it off just before anyone did anything.
Guy: crying and here I thought I was able to get any woman I wanted... damn you Kakashi.
Celeres: What'd Kakashi do?
Guy: He managed to get in bed with Tsunade without any special jutsu.
Celeres: HAHA, Kakashi lied. Tsunade is a virgin dude. Kakashi just likes having a one up on you.
Guy: ... You're kidding. Tsunade is... Really?
Celeres: Dead serious. But, let's stop talking, and do some training.
Guy: Right.
Back with Tsunade. Sakura has just arrived with Jiraiya, only to discover Tsunade is closer to death.
Tsunade: Took you long enough.
Sakura: Tsunade! What happened?
Tsunade: Well, I've got a giant sword covered in fire stuck through me. And, there's nothing you can do, I'm a goner.
Jiraiya" But, you can't be gone! Not yet, I'm not ready to be Hokage yet.
Tsunade: And Is that the only reason?
Jiraiya: No, If you die, I'll miss your boobies too.
Tsunade: ... stay away from my funeral.
Tsunade dies
Jiraiya: crying her last words were "I love you Jiraiya" I'm so touched.
Sakura: You're stupid, ya know that?
Jiraiya: I am not.
Sakura: Whatever, we need to pick a new Hokage, don't we?
Jiraiya: We do... and I can't be it... How about Kakashi?
Sakura: No way, his books distract him too much. I think Guy would be a better Hokage.
Jiraiya: No, that suit is ugly, and Kakashi is stronger than him anyway.
Sakura: Right... I'VE GOT IT! We'll hold a tournament of all ninja in the town to determine who should be Hokage.
Jiraiya: Cute and smart. Will you marry me Sakura?
Sakura: ... If you ask me that again, I'm going to kill you.
Jiraiya: sigh Whatever.
Sakura: Ok, let's get started on that tournament.
Second chapter done. I left out stuff like this in my last chapter. Yeah, my fault. 'Twill be fixed now. So... review!