hey, chapter three is here... so... uhhhh... enjoy, or something.

It begins as Jiraiya and Sakura have called all ninja in the village to the entrance to the forest of death.

Jiraiya: Listen up!!! Tsunade is dead, and we need a new Hokage before Michael Jackson... er Orochimaru shows up and takes advantage of us while we're down. Here's how it will work. First, you guys will have an hour to get to the tower in the middle of the forest. Any ninja who gets there in an hour will be able to participate on the final round. Any ninja who fails will be denied access, and sucks ass. Clear?

All ninja: YES SIR!

Jiraiya: And... BEGIN!

all the ninja jump into the forest.

Kakashi: This is too easy of a test... why isn't it more difficult?

Guy: I don't know, but let's get there quickly. Being as easy as this can only mean it's not as easy as we once thought.

Kakashi: True.

in a completely different part of the forest.

Neji: My Byakugan shows there are traps all over this place. Traps so intricate that even typical chunin won't be able to stop. Interesting.

Lee: Neji, can you find us a path that voids these traps?

Neji: Yes, follow me.

meanwhile, off in another part of the forest

Naruto: Ouch! Stupid snake, trying to eat me like that. I oughta... ooo, snakes have always pissed me off since the chunin exams about 8 years ago. Oh well, onto victory! trips into a pit about 100 feet deep AAAAAAAAAAH. hits the bottom ow... god dammit. I can't get out!

in a completely different part of the forest... again.

Celeres: This test is a complete waste of time. Their traps are pathetic, and not very hard to beat. All one needs to do is move slightly faster than normal... which I can easily do with this.. makes Chidori hand signs CHIDORI LIGHTNING BLADE! thoughts Chidori lightning blade increases my movement speed, and I can use it to easily clear anything in my way... I'll be there in about 3 minutes.

one hour later, all the ninja that will arrive have arrived.

Jiraiya: Hmmmm... we don't have as many candidates as I would like to have had... Kakashi, Guy, Neji, Lee, Naruto, Iruka, Hinata, Choji, Shikamaru, and Celeres. Damn, an odd number of candidates, this will be slightly more difficult than I thought.

Kakashi: So, what do we do now?

Jiraiya: wait... I forgot Sakura... Ok, so we're gonna do one on one fights... as follows. Guy vs. Kakashi, Neji vs. Celeres, Lee vs. Naruto, Shikamaru vs. Iruka, and Choji vs. Sakura. We start now with Lee vs. Naruto.

Lee and Naruto go to the middle and prepare for battle. Lee, like always, puts his left hand behind his back and stick his right hand out in front of him. Naruto just stands there like an idiot.

Lee: Before we begin, how did you get out my pit? I heard you yell "I can't get out!"

Naruto: I used Shadow Clones, and stacked them up, and climbed out.

Lee: Clever.

Jiraiya: Let the fight begin!!!

Lee runs at Naruto, and karate chops him in the throat.

Lee: WOOOO! I win!

Naruto: Not quite bushy brow.

Lee: Hmmm... I know. takes the weights off his ankles Now, prepare to be defeated. Moves so fast Naruto can't see him, and he kicks Naruto in the face.

Naruto: Ow. Errrr... Shadow Clone Jutsu! produces 200 clones. Ha, fight me now!

Lee: With pleasure... moves really fast and defeats all the clones. And now, the finishing move... begins unwrapping the bandages on his hands.

Naruto: Oh no, it can't be...

Lee: Ah, but it is. disappears, and appears under Naruto, kicking him under the chin straight into the air. He jumps after him, and catches him in mid air. He wraps Naruto up tightly with his bandages. He grabs Naruto, and begin spinning really fast towards the ground. Upon impact, we discover Naruto passed out, and Lee beside the crater, breathing heavily.

Lee: I did it Guy se... right, not my sensei anymore. I did it Guy!

Jiraiya: The winner is Rock Lee! The next match will be Shikamaru vs. Iruka.

and thus ends chapter three. Read and review please. Pretty please? Seriously, I need you to, my feet smell, and I earn money to pay for odor-eaters with reviews. Please?