I got no Reviews, which means I think I got no readers, but since I can't check really tommorow(or for the weekdays for that matter) I might as well update. But still, I got no reviews!I guess I'll just run off with this cookietwice my size
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Discalmer: I don't own FFX, even if I wanted to. I do own Jack, Mike and Lin. Well, sort of cause I based 2 off my friends.
Chapter 2:Blitz? Sin? Machiwha?
Wow. That was bright. Hope we still got time to party, or else we won't get to royally get to tick Mike off. I lifted my arm up straight to my head and just barely squinted at the clock.
4:32. Thank god. I closed my eyes and went "Hey guys, wake up." without looking.
They stirred and went ung and ow. I decided I should join in and I opened my eyes. It was dusk. Wait, dusk? It's only 4:32, during the summer!
"Um guys? Please open your eyes and tell me I am not screwed up, cause I just hit myself and I ain't waking up in your house Mike."
This got their attention, with a confused "Wha?" We all got up and saw a city. Then silence, then we got a unison:
"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?"
"Oh My God! This must be a dream! PLEASE tell me it's a dream!" Lin yelled while she panic attacked.
"What the heck! Where are we, and" then flinging his arms up, yelling "Where's My house!" Mike said, his soda in his hand spilling on Lin when he flung his hands up (Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, he is the definition of unattentive! Along with that fact, Lin beats him up every time he does something dumb like that).
"Oh…my…fri… I know where we are…" I mumbled, not even hearing Lin shouting at Mike and beating him on the head with the Blitz Ball that came with us. "Guys! I know where we are!"
This got their attention as they scrambled to me. "Where The Heck Are We!"
"… Were at Zanarken. By the looks of it, right before when Sin attacked."
"Sin?"
"Main evil guy of this game."
"Oh… what's Zanarken then?"
"Main char's home."
"What is that?"
"The Blitz Ball stadium. You through with questions?"
"No. What's that thing walking around"
"A machina, basically it's a robot."
"And who is that guy?"
We noticed we were on a roof, and guess who came up.
"Hey, you guys hit your head or something? If you live here I can't see how you DON'T know me! I'm Tidus! Star of the"
"Zanarken Abes! Sweet!" I finished.
"Yeah, it is! Say, where are your clueless ("HEY!") friends from anyway?"
"Um, long story. Say, when is your next game?"
"Tonight, shoot I better go! See Ya!"
I watched Tidus run off, and by the guess of it, I would give this city 5 or 6 hours till deconstruction by Sin. As Tidus said though, "Who are your clueless friends?". They wouldn't know what happens, and I don't want to give Lin a heart attack. I decided against telling them, and that we would "coincidentally" join Tidus. I found a chest, I walked over to it when I was stopped by Lin.
"Hey! Isn't that stealing! Why the heck would you do something that?"
"Haven't you even played even ONE Final Fantasy? Chests are always up for grabs, people won't mind if you open a chest right in front of them after they say "Don't open that"!"
"He has a point there." Mike pitched in.
I opened it up and got an instant smile. There was 5000 Gil, a small machina gun (like Rikku's in FFX-2), an energy pack for it, a staff, sword, 4 ethers and potions, and 3 sphere grids. I took them all out and as the last grid was removed it vanished.
"So what is this little sphere thing?" Lin asked
"Probably a sphere grid, and before you ask it's something that makes you stronger, better, or gives abilities and stuff." I said "It probably will start up some time later when we start fighting." Now then, what do I have… I looked at the sphere grid, It showed my HP and MP in numbers, and I saw I had basically all the black magic spells possible, even Ultima, but my MP was seriously lacking. Then I noticed something. "Wha? A "normal AP gain" node?" Apparently my sphere grid punished me for having so many spells, so I would be sunk for a while, seeing as how it was so far. Along the way were some mana nodes and a few classic white magic nodes. But no HP nodes, which ment I was practically their artillery and fodder if I had no one to help.
"Great, just great, were stuck in the middle of a game with no way out, we don't know a single thing about this, and we don't know when, even if, we are going home!" Lin said. Lin had quite a point there, we were stuck in this place. I don't know why, but I didn't feel all too worried as I should have, save the fact that I had no video games, which would soon be replaced by beating up monsters.
We were just thinking on a way to get home for an hour, but got no where fast. We just fooled around with our weapons for the next 2 hours, getting(only slightly) better at them. I barely had to practice, because from video games, I learned my two specialties. Shooting and spell casting. Lin and Mike just tried to beat each other up, but Mike messed up every time so really it was only Lin practicing on a spaz of a target.
We had fun the next 2 hours, getting new clothes and getting food We went to eat first. That was our highlight, eating foreign food. Poor Lin, she was allergic to Ochu and bloated all over (Mike seriously wished he had a camera for this moment). We found out that she was just plain allergic to the poison status (Poor poor Lin. Mike really got her ticked every time she got poisoned, which made Mike start to like ochus a bit. Eventually we sometimes called her Team Killer because she focused on whoever insulted her more than the monster sometimes.). The good news was that she "deflated" as Mike called it after the poison wore off, which was about another hour.(A/N:DID Zanarken have ochu for that matter?)
We all got new cloths. Mike kept his black shirt with a anime style happy face smiley on it, and changed his cargo pants for shorts similar to Tidus's, only without the symbol on Tidus's necklace and having iron padding on both legs, and that it went to his knees. Lin got a few teal tank tops, a blue dress, to replace her now stretched out shirt and her now ripped up blue jeans. She also made her long hair(to her waist) into a pony tail. I got a blue cloak, a fun Black Mage novelty hat(A/N: A: Were there any of those hats back then? B: I like those hats, I have one in real life.), brown pants that I wore over my sweats, a sturdy belt, fingerless blue gloves a green T-shirt. We looked around after we got new clothes (Lin was chucking her BB at Mike every now and again to keep him focused, eventually she tied some sting to it so she could pull it back).
I saw Tidus getting mobbed by fans at the front of the stadium. Shoot, is it really that time? My fears were confirmed, "Sir oh mighty" Auron (Please don't kill me for that joke Auron fangirls) was walking over to the stadium now (it was somewhat far away). I called to my friends (I can't quite say that THEY were friends to each other, but to me they were) to come follow him. Mid way he asked why we were following.
"Well, we just have this… feeling" I said.
"HE has this feeling, we just follow him" Mike said.
"Hmph. You have a good sense for bad events then, come. You can see for yourself." Auron replied, and walked away.
As he was walking away, I muttered "I kind of already have seen them…" as we ran after him.
When we got there, It played out mostly just like the cut scene. The other few bits was basically just Tidus asking why were with him. We had no answer honestly, we said, that we (well, I said) were just running away from sin("Well, honestly, we were going toward here to get Tidus", Mike almost commented, but Lin jabbed him in the stomach, which is how we always got him to shut up.. Thank god, oryevon, or whateverAuron didn't say anything.). We ran across the bridge, Tidus seemed to be losing it to my friends, but I knew what he was doing. I told my friends he was talking to Bambanut, a summon that we will see much later.
We continued, but got cut off by a few sin spawns. Auron handed Tidus his sword, which he had a little trouble with (less than Mike did though, a LOT less). I quickly just burned all of the sin spawns in our path with a good fira mass spell. We got to the next 3. Tidus whacked one, Mike helped and they took down one. Then Lin tossed her blitz ball at one, knocking the sin spawn into the other one, impaling it and the other one with each other's spines.
This pattern continued for a bit longer, until we got to the Sin Scale. I am SO glad I had enough to cast gravity on myself to counter the scale's. Lin described it to me later. She said "It feels like your turned inside out, and back to normal, then crushed on whatever is left of you." All I know is: it isn't pleasant to feel it.
At the end of that, I drank an ether as we ran over. We were COMPLETELY surrounded by enemies. However, unlike normal, the generator wasn't as close as we needed it to be. We tried to fight our way to it, but there were so many. I burned out an ether casting firaga on all of them, just to have them replaced by even more! While I was drinking the ether, one of those sin spawns managed to charge up and shoot me with their spikes, which hurt horrifically. To explain, imagine a giant cold needle pierce through you, then break into splinters on the edges, but the main part remained there. Ticked, I casted gravity to make the generator fall and that endedthe fight. The bridge collapsed as we all just barely made it on the ledge. We found Tidus hanging on the edge, but we pulled him up. I found out then that I still had that spike stuck in me, and it slowly was taking away my consciousness. I pulled it out, but I probably would go unconscious soon, I knew from the blurry sight. I quickly cured it then started to lose it as my friends tried to ask what was wrong. The last thing I could see was sin, and the last thing I could hear was Auron saying something about Tidus's story, and Tidus and my friends screaming…
How do you like it? I know I crammed a lot of text just into this(and these, oh look here's one now!), but please bear with me that this is my first Fan-Fic. PLEASE REVIEW! I HAVE TWO GIANT COOKIES FOR THE FIRST REVIEWER!
Oh, and the next chapter has plenty of jokes, even if at least half I stole from somewhere else. And Zhyos is gonna kill me for it I think!