Chaper 3, and only one review. Oh well! MORE FOR THE GUY THAT REVIEWED!I'll just press this big "Give cookies by themass for a few seconds... minutes...hours?. By the way, a great story you should read is "Why Me?" by Zysos also on FFX fanfics. I am gonna be borrowing jokes from him now and then, hope he won't kill me.
Discalmer:I don't own FFX(well, a PS2 game copy, but the game no). I do own Jack, Mike and Lin… kinda. I also don't own about half the jokes in this, and ¼ I owe to Zhyos.
Chapter 3:18-wheeler of Reality
This is all a dream... I should just be waking up in school now from Spanish... This isn't a dream is it... darn…
"ugh… ow". Sure, not even close to the most graceful comeback, but still. I stirred up and got up slowly. I shook my head and tried to remember what happened. Oh yeah, I was on a unstable bridge losing consciousness after a life and death battle while being sucked in by a great demon thing of death n' destruction with my friends, Auron and Tidus. Yeah that just about sums it up.
It took me a whole minute to realize the problem.
"WHERE ARE MY FRIENDS!"I shouted out. My eyes finally opened and I saw that I was at the place where Tidus gets to later after the big… whats it called fish thing. (A/N:I do know it's name) Wait, I should remember that thing's name. Wait… I got close to Sin. Lets see. Go over the plot… well the ending will be fine I should remember that… ultimate weapon places good… and spells. Good enough for me. Now I just gotta wait for my friends, and probably get Tidus's supplies.
I got up and went off. It wasn't too hard to get the fire starters, remembering that part at least. I put them on where the fire should be started and stayed to just look at the entrance. I waited and waited. My watch was shock, damage and water proofed, so it worked. I waited for an hour, then I finally got run over by the 18-wheeler of reality.
My friends probably didn't make it. Mike stood the lowest chance, and Lin may have been a diver girl, able to hold her breath longer than my 6 minutes, but still, I got lucky, they might not have. I got up and walked up the stairs, seeing if I could blast a hole with firaga. When I got to the top room though…
"I WILL SUCK YOUR BLOOD!"
"Zhya? Oh, hi Mike"
"Dang it! I thought you were Lin"
"I'm just glad to see you alive crazy!" as I hit him in the head lightly.
"I'm glad to see me alive too! Oh, and sorry for leaving you lying down back downstairs, just was too lazy to drag you."
"Like how your too lazy to do anything?" At this remark, he hit me in the head lightly.
"So, where's Lin?"
"So she isn't here?"
"Um… not unless she came in the time period of 3 minutes."
"DANG IT!" I yelled so loud that it echoded on, "Dang It, Dang it, dang it, da.. it, .a.. .t". "I tried to cast Fire, but I didn't have enough energy left in me, and my ethers fell out of my pocket while I was drifting. "Well, no sense just staying here I guess. Lets go back down to the main hall to greet Tidus."
"Wait, what about Lin?" Mike asked, oblivious to me knowing Tidus's name.
"From what I can tell, she stands a 1/100 chance of survival. I mean, she is good at throwing and probably can stay underwater long as a bricking (A/N: "Bricking" is an old joke, what me and my friends used to use instead of a swear before, came from me being hit by a brick), but she isn't that that strong and is certainly not as strong as Wakka." I responded sadly.
"Wakka?" Mike asked.
"You'll see, but come on, a positive thing would be that if she met up with Tidus, she could have made it."
We walked downstairs and waited at the way in from the water. Another hour of waiting. Joy. At least I found Mike and we were talking the whole time waiting. Finally, Tidus surfaced. No Lin? A moment later, Lin emerged got out from under Tidus, also unconscious. I would have helped her, but Mike convinced me somehow to let him prank her.
…
"I WILL SUCK YO-OW!"
As you can tell from the ow, this didn't come out as planned for him. Lin was actually awake a few minutes ago, its just that I was still trying to get him not to do it, so she just tuned in to listen, then faked just waking up, got up fast, chucked her BB at Mike and kicked his shin. She does something like that to him at least once a month
After that, Tidus got up, and we just were silent going into the main room save a "Hi", "Hello", and a "C'mon, let's go". We just walked over there and Tidus set a fire.
"Fire… Pretty pretty, preci-OW!" I heard Mike say. I bet Lin chucked her BB at Mike. Again.
"Heh, some pair those two make huh?" I heard Tidus say to me.
"Oh, um, yeah. Those two are crazy like that."
"Here, I found one of these drifting around, probably yours?" Tidus said as he handed me an ether.
"Oh, um, er, thanks!" I said as I drank it. I was thirst and hungry.
"Hey, why are you so nervous all of a sudden?"
"Oh, it's just, um, your Tidus, and, well…"
"Your just nervous you will screw up in front of me and make a fool out of yourself as a first impression?"
"Yeah. That."Not really, but… if you met someone in, a video game, if you guys have anything like that, how would you feel.
"Hey, don't worry about it, your smart and good for what I know, or at least better than your"
"Clueless friend?"
"Yeah, him."
I smiled at the thought, then silence. Let me guess what Tidus says next…
"I NEED FOOD!"
Yep, video games just gave me what they will think ungodly powers.
"Hey! Wait! Don't go out on me! J-Just wait there! I'll get more firewood!"
Ack! Was it that time already? I quickly jumped up and got ready. Tidus, wondering what I was doing, was about to ask me as the fiend landed. I quickly tried something else, Fire was getting boring. "BLIZZAGA!" I casted, but I missed him. Patheticly I might add. "Ah shoot, that was a 1 shot." I quickly took the machina gun out of the holster (that was on my belt if you were wonderin'). "But this one sure isn't!" as I rapidly pressed the trigger and the gun bursted to life as I scored a few headshots on the thing. Mike and Lin just got ready to kill it as soon as I finished it.
BOOM!
Oh yeah, Rikku and the Al Bhed comes in now, I almost forgot! Stupid toxins making me forget, now what did they do again… oh yeah! They go and should take us all capti-
I didn't get to finish my thought.
(Bold is Al Bhed)(A/N:I borrowed the text from Zysos, hope he won't mind, I edited ( )'s it so it works for me.)
AlBhed1(holding Tidus up by his neck): What is this?
Al Bhed 2(Holding Lin by her throat): Fiends! In human disguise!
Al Bhed 3(pointing gun at Me): Yes! It is so!
Al Bhed 4(holds knife up to Mike's throat): We kill it?
Rikku: Wait! What if they are human?
Al Bhed 4(using knife to point at Rikku): They are the same in death!
Me: Hey! We ARE humans!
Mike: What is going on?
Rikku (ignoring Mike):I forbid it! We bring them with us!
Mike: Still confused here!
Rikku walked up to Tidus. I know what happens now. "Cunno." THUMP!
Then the punched Lin unconscious. They tried to do that to me but I quickly defended myself with a protect spell. They punched me again to knock me out, now that I was out of energy. They knocked Mike out too, probably because it was dark and his eyes would not have been so obvious.
Well, looks like were headed off to the ship, and I will end up stuck on the ship, but don't worry, you can see what happens down there. How? Just watch, It'll come right after the next person… provided I had time to check if I had a review! PLEASE REVIEW! WILL UPDATE FOR REVIEW!
Oh, and Zhyos, again, please don't kill me. Or send Zhya after me, because that would be twice as bad, she probably would phoenix down me just to waste me again.