Hello again viewers. I got a review saying my fight wasn't descriptive enough. Sorry about that, It was just meant to be a short fight, and I didn't think much description was needed. This fight will be much better. Anyway, on with the fight.
Iruka: Well Shikamaru, it seems you're gonna have to fight your old teacher. How does it feel?
Shikamaru: What a drag. Are we just gonna talk, or are we going to fight?
Iruka: Alright then. We'll fight, after I ask you one question. You show signs of loving Ino. How do you really feel about her?
Shikamaru: Shut up! I do not love her.
Iruka: Oh really? If you didn't, how come you're defending yourself in such a violent manner?
Shikamaru: Because, the best way to get a point across is to be mildly abrasive.
Iruka: You know me better than that. Being abrasive is bad in my book. Why do you think I hate Kakashi so much? He calls me gay when I refuse to read his books. I could just be not perverted, or hate reading, but no, he has to call me gay. But, that's beside the point, you are madly in love with Ino, and that's a fact.
Shikamaru: Screw off. I know what you're doing, you're trying to get me distracted so I won't fight as well. It's not going to work. Now, let's go.
Iruka: Alright then.
Jiraiya: And... Begin!!!
Shikamaru makes the had sign for Shadow Possession Jutsu.
Iruka: Not gonna work! makes hand sign for Shadow Clone Jutsu. Shadow Clone Jutsu! makes only one clone.
Shikamaru: What the hell? Only one clone? Surely you could make more.
Iruka: Yes, I could, but I won't.
Shikamaru: thoughts. What is he planning?
Iruka: Prepare yourself for defeat. Iruka puts himself and his clone on opposite sides of Shikamaru.
Shikamaru: thoughts Now I get it! He put one of each of him on my sides, so that way I possess one, and the other can attack. Simple, yet effective... or so he thought. out loud Too bad for you Iruka, I've got a new Jutsu just for this kind of thing.
Iruka: Really? Let's see it.
Shikamaru: With pleasure. Shadow Split Possession Jutsu! Shadow goes out both ways from Shikamaru, and possesses both Iruka and his clone.
Iruka: What the... dammit.
Shikamaru: You like it? I developed it for just this kinda thing... ever since the chunin exams all those years ago... against that one sexy sound village chick... Kin I think was her name. Multiple targets frustrate me, and I never faced them till then. Anyhoo, here's where you defeat becomes certain. Much like I did back then, I'll make us all throw shuriken, but we'll dodge just long enough for your two shuriken to fly over me, then we'll get back up so you intercept the shuriken. How's that sound?
Iruka: Erk... quietly he beat me. out loud I concede defeat.
Jiraiya: The winner is Shikamaru.
A/N to stave off boredom, there will be two fights this chapter.
Jiraiya: Next will be Choji vs. Sakura.
Sakura: This fatty? Oh please.
Choji: Well, fatty's hate fighting whores, so the feeling is mutual.
Sakura: That's it fat ass, you're dead!
Choji: Oh, I'm scared.
A/N short fight, much as Choji's fight with Dosu.
Jiraiya: And, begin!
Sakura builds chakra in her fist, giving her exponentially larger amounts of strength and punches the ground, sending a boulder larger than Choji A/N Larger than Choji? Unheard of! flying at him so fast he can't dodge. The boulder hits him with such force he passes out.
Jiraiya: Sakura wins... damn! Smart, cute, and an excellent fighter. Are you sure you don't wanna marry me?
Sakura: Screw off.
Jiraiya: Ok then... Next will be Guy vs. Kakashi.
And that's the end of chapter 4. My chapters are a little bit short, and for this I apologize, but once stuff happens, I'll try and make them longer. It guess it's more of a "keep you in suspense" sort of thing. Bear with me. It's my first ever story fic, I've only written one chapter comedies before. Reviews please!!!