Hello again viewers!!! Yes, another chapter so soon. I gotta keep getting up chapters though, I'm not allowed on the computer on weekdays. Anyway, on with chapter 5!

Guy: Kakashi, it seems we meet in public combat for the first time.

Kakashi: So we have. How come we always fight in private, anyway?

Guy: So you don't get humiliated when I beat you.

Kakashi: Isn't it the other way around?

Guy: We're about to find out.

Jiraiya: BEGIN!

Guy and Kakashi stand still for 3 minutes.

Jiraiya: I said the battle began 3 minutes ago.

Guy: We know. We know.

Jiraiya: Then how come you guys haven't fought yet?

Kakashi: This won't be a physical battle. We have yet to prove to each other who has better patience. The first one to attack will be the loser of this battle. Every time me and Guy fight, we avoid physical fighting, as we've already proven that one, and instead prove who's better at other aspects. For example: Guy is better at Rock, Paper, Scissors than I am. I'm a better arguer then he is. He can hold the splits longer than I can, and I can break more wooden planks with my forehead than he can in 3 minutes... without a headband on. This one we're testing the ability to resist temptation, and wait out the opponent.

Guy: Exactly. Jiraiya... We need temptation to attack. Go fetch us some.

Jiraiya: If one of you gives up and attacks, you'll get a free copy of Make Out Paradise.

Kakashi: Shit!

Guy: Haha, Kakashi's one weakness!!!

Kakashi: Must... Resist... AHA!!! It is done! I have resisted the need for it.

Guy: Dammit.

Jiraiya: Ok then... First to attack gets all you can eat barbecue!

Choji bursts into the room, in his human boulder jutsu.

Choji: ALL YOU CAN EAT!!!

Jiraiya: Choji, it was meant for Kakashi or Guy.

Choji: You weren't specific enough! I win!

Jiraiya: sigh I suppose you're right.

Choji: WOOOO! exits

Kakashi and Guy stay completely still for another 30 minutes, resisting every temptation placed in front of them.

Jiraiya: FINAL OFFER! If one of you gives up now, I will be your slave for a week!

Without a moment's hesitation, Guy runs at Kakashi and tries to kick him, but Kakashi dodges.

Kakashi: Sorry Guy, you've lost.

Guy: Errrr... Kakashi! You better not lose this tournament!

Jiraiya: Alright then, the final battle will be between Celeres and Neji. You guys ready?

Neji: I'm fighting someone less than genin level? This is a disgrace!

Celeres: A genin who made it through the forest faster than you did.

Neji: Shut up. A jounin like me should not be fighting undergraduates.

Celeres: I'm no ordinary undergraduate.

Kakashi: Hate to break it to you Neji, but this kid is without a doubt stronger than you are.

Neji: We'll just see.

Jiraiya: And... BEGIN!

Neji activates Byakugan. He runs at Celeres, intending to hit him in the gut with enough Chakra to keep him just barely alive, but Celeres makes hand signs Neji had never seen before. When Neji hits Celeres, Neji's Chakra is bounced back at him. Now, Neji is the one barely alive.

Neji: What... the... hell?

Celeres: I have a very special jutsu designed for your style Taijutsu. It's called Mirror Jutsu, and it bounces chakra right back at its user. Nifty, huh?

Neji: How... did I lose... to this... undergraduate?

Neji passes out. The field is cleared, and set up for the second round of fighting.

Jiraiya: The second round will consist of more one on one fights, done as follows. Celeres vs. Lee, Kakashi vs. Shikamaru, and Sakura will not be fighting this round. First will be Celeres vs. Lee.

Lee: You very easily took down Neji, something I was unable to do. I'm expecting this battle should be most interesting.

Celeres: Well, seeing as how easily you beat Naruto... who with his Shadow Clones, could have very easily gotten... let's see... 20 years of training in a week with them... it's been 6 years since he found that out... 52 weeks in a year... 52 times 6 is 312... 312 times 20 is... holy shit... he could have gotten 62,400 years of training in since he found that out!

Kakashi: He only got about 1/100 of that... he's a slacker.

Celeres: Even still, that would still be 624 years. More than we could ever have.

Lee: Very true. Let is fight now.

Celeres: Keep in mind, I've been working on a special jutsu specifically to fight you.

Lee: I very much wish to see it.

Jiraiya: Begin!

Celeres makes hand signs, and his body is covered with knights armor, each piece is a different color.

Celeres: Element Armor Jutsu!

Lee: And what is this supposed to do?

Celeres: Attack me, and find out.

Lee: Fine.

Lee punches the red segment, and his hand catches fire.

Lee: AH, Ow, Ow, ow!!! punches hole in ground, and douses the fire. What happened?

Celeres: Each piece of armor is designed to weaken your attack greatly, and afflict you with some form of elemental restriction based on the color of armor you attacked. There's red, which is fire. Blue, which is water. Green, which is wind. Brown, which is earth. Black, which is Shadow. Yellow, which is lightning. White, which is light. Red is the torso, Blue is the right arm, Green is the left arm, Black is the left leg, Brown is the right leg, White is the helmet, and Yellow are the gauntlets and boots. The only downside to my armor is, it reduces mobility greatly, and doesn't allow me to attack. Which means I basically am hoping it'll reduce your attack enough that it won't affect me.

Lee: Very creative. Unfortunately for you, You have missed one important part of your body that will allow me to take victory in this battle.

Celeres: And this would be?

Lee: unwraps his bandages. YOUR CHIN! Disappears.

Celeres: HA! Places hands under his chin.

Lee sees this as he is kicking in the air, and attempts to pull out of his kick, but only succeeds in weakening his kick. When his feet hit the gauntlets, a static shock is sent throughout his leg, causing Lee extreme pain, and minor paralysis. Lee is now on the ground, can barely move, and his kick did nothing to Celeres.

Lee: AAAAAAAH!!! I surrender!

Jiraiya: The winner is Celeres!

Celeres: Perhaps if you had not pulled out of your kick, it may have succeeded. Sadly, you doubted yourself. Take this as a lesson to not doubt yourself.

Lee: Alright. You are a terrific fighter, Celeres.

Celeres: Thank you. thoughts Ha fools. My jutsu aren't quite what they seem to be... well, most of them anyway.

Jiraiya: And now, we begin Kakashi vs. Shikamaru... I just realized something. Lee and Celeres are the only fighters left with e's in their names, and Kakashi and Shikamaru are the only male fighters left with k's in their name. Perhaps our fights were picked by more than random... hmmm...

And that's chapter 5. I attempted to make it a little longer than usual, in hopes of making a habit of it. I also tried making the fights more in depth, and more epic. Well, lemme know what you think. Constructive criticism only please!