Sigh...I can't believe I have to tell you people this again...I do not own Naruto.
Oh...this chapter is guarantee to either:
Make you laugh.
Make you think about laughing
Gouge your eyes out
Commit suicide because you lost all faith in humanity and you never want to read another fanfic again.
Ok...you've been warned.
After several minutes of sitting on the bed in shock, Gai decided that he better get dressed or Kakashi's neighbors might seem him sitting on the bed with his hands in his lap and suspect that he was doing something else...
Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
He walked around the room, trying to find Kakashi's closet. After an hour of trying to find it, even though it was the only door in the room, excluding the door to get into the room. He looked in it horrified to find out that there was not a single scrap of spandex in his entire wardrobe.
Gai went into spandex withdrawal and immediately passed out.
At Gai's house...
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! EVERYTHING'S...SPANDEX!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO gasps for airOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Back at Kakashi's...
After Gai woke up, he once again took a look at Kakashi's wardrobe...and once again passed out from lack of spandex.
TWO HOURS LATER...
When Gai woke up again, he finally comprehended that Kakashi did not own any spandex.
"I must do something about this. Surely he must not have any spandex for a reason. Maybe he just forgot. I mean...all he has are these ugly masks and this can of...silver paint...no wonder his hair looks so...shiny. I wonder how his hair looks without this."
Gai quickly ran back into the shower and scrubbed his new hair furiously. When he began to see the silver paint come off, he decided to stop. He got out of the shower, rubbed his hair with his towel, and was surprised to see that Kakashi's hair was actually...gray.
"Wow..." said Gai "That paint was quite a stretch from his actual color...it's almost pointless."
Back with Kakashi...
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo...HOLY HEE JAE!!! My hair senses are tingling!!! Someone is washing the silver paint off of my hair!!! I must do something!!! But I can't go out in this...fashion disaster...I mean...it's...spandex. What will I do????"
Back with Gai...
"Hmmmmm...now that I got that out of the way...it's time to go get Kakashi some real clothes.
He threw on his pajamas, grabbed some money and set off on a shopping spree!!!
A half hour later...in front of a row of manly clothes stores...
After filling up on ramen, Gai was standing outside trying to decided what store to go to.
"Hmmm...let's see...I could go to the Mask store, the Sexxi Clothes that Will Surely Turn On Any Women Store, or...SPLEEE!!! The Spandex Emporium is open!!! Yay!!!"
Gai went skipping into the store like the little girl he really is inside.
Baaaaaaack with Kakashi...
Kakashi finally stopped screaming. Once he finally came to peace with Gai ruining his hair...his senses started tingling again.
"AHHH!! My Gai is going to put spandex on my beautifuil, sexxi, muscular body senses are tingling. Goddamnit Gai I swear if you put spandex on my body I will cut your...my balls off!!!"
Back with Gai...
"Hmmmmm...I just can't seem to find the right color for me."
After trying on multiple spandex suits, Gai was not satisfied enough with any of them to actually but the damn thing. Then...he saw it. A hot pink spandex suit with hearts and kittens and rainbows all over it.
"Like OMG!!! It's like...perfect! And...NO FLIPPIN' WAY!!! It's on sale AND it's my size. How lucky can one guy get???"
Gai tried it on and it fit like a glove. He bought it, put it on, and began to pace around town in it.
"Hmmmm...there's something wrong with me still... I think's it's his hair. It's just not...youthful enough...TO THE SALON!!!
Back to Kakashi...
"Ugggghhhh...I can't just sit here while Gai ruins my body. I must get some real clothes on before I explode!!"
Kakashi then put on his pajamas (spandex I might add), and ran to go stop Gai before he did something that Kakashi could never reverse.
"Hmmm..." said Kakashi while running into town. "Now I know why he wears this stuff...it's really breathes!!...Oh Hee Jae did I actually say that??? I must be delirious...I gotta go stop Gai. My body can't be seen in this stuff."
After running for 10 minutes, Kakashi realized that he would get there much faster if he ran from tree to tree like all the ninjas do.
Once he got into town, he ran right into the Mask and Other Clothes Kakashi Wears store.
Weird how they have a store for just clothes that Kakashi wears...
Anyway... Kakashi ran in, bought the outfit that he usually wears, and quickly changed into it.
"Oh thank God...I feel like a man again." said a very relieved Kakashi. "Now...I have to do something about this hair...I mean it's just so...Gai...oh well...to the salon I guess.
Two hours later...
It just so happened that there was only one salon in town and Gai and Kakashi both happened to finish at the same time.
"Gai!!! What did you do to my body???"
"What did you do to mine???"
"How could you Gai??? I mean...I'm hideous! I'm wearing spandex that is girly, as if the actual fact that it's spandex isn't horrible enough, and...GASP!!! Look what you did to my hair!!! It's...it's...it's...A BOWL CUT!!!"
"Look what you did to my hair!! It's so...spiky! That hair is a danger top society...it could poke someone's eye out, and...and...and...with those clothes you can't even see my manly bulge..."
"Thank God..."
I hope not too many of you either gouged your eyes out or killed yourself before finishing this...if you did then... I am truly sorry
AHHHHHHH!!! Bad images of Gai doing "Naughy things" with Kakashi's body and his...shudder "manly bulge".
Ew.
Oh and a note to AnimexmangaxLuvr: Yay!!! A little over 4 pages!!! Yay me!!! Aren't you excited!!!