WHOOO!!! Chapter 3!!! I'm sad to inform you guys that this'll be the last chapter...booy hooy...

Ok...as always I do not own Naruto. I did not magically obtain it from the last time I updated ( which was like 5 hours ago).

SOOOO

The finale!!!!

"You've ruined me Gai!!! Ruined me!!!"

"You think I like what you've done to me?? That outfit is not flattering to my bulge."

"I don't care what's flattering to your bulge. I want my bulge back...my bulge that no one has seen until now."

"Wait...are you telling me...your a virgin?"

"...no...you know what...let me rephrase that...no one has seen my bulge when I have clothing on...AND I WANT IT BACK TO BEING THAT WAY!!!"

Ok ok...don't get your undies in a bunch. I'm sure we can turn back...somehow."

"Maybe Tsunade can help us."

"Let's go see her."

At Tsunade's office...

"Hey Kakashi...hey Gai what do you want?" Tsunade said, slightly ticked off at the fact that they interrupted her from her Hokage type business.

"Ummmm...we have a slight problem and we thought you could help." Gai said.

"Ok...what's the matter?"

"Ummm...well...I kinda wished I was Kakashi last night and now I am."

"Wait...so you're telling me that because you wished that you were Kakashi, you magically swithced bodies during the night and now you need my help to turn you back to normal?? Well...first of all...that's impossible. People can't just switch bodies."

"Really? When's the last time you saw me in spandex with my head looking like a coconut?" said Kakashi from Gai's body.

"Yeah," said Gai "Why do you think we are both in clothes that the other would wear?"

"Cuz you guys are gay lovers and you each grabbed the wrong set of clothes after you guys finished..."

"Ok..." said Kakashi "Hold on there partner. We are not gay lovers and we did not grab the wrong set of clothes after...Ewwwwww...ok...after I wipe the image of Gai naked out of my mind forever can you help us get back to normal?"

"I have never seen anything like this before so...no..."

"Ok...thanks for you help anyway." said Gai.

"Bitch." Kakashi mumbled as he was walking out of the room.

"Hey I heard that!"

After trying almost anything they could think of, Gai and Kakashi gave up. They would just have to go on living in each other's bodies. The finally decided just to give up. They had spent all day as each other. It was now 10:00. Gai walked Kakashi home. He was taking one last look at everything, but most of all his spandex. Oh was he going to miss that spandex. They both agreed that is they were going to live as each other for the rest of their lives that they were going to have to dress, live and do just about everything as the other one would. he would never train Lee again. He would never again know what it felt like to run around in a spandex suit or not poke someone in the eye with his hair. He was sure going to miss his old life.

"Gai...this sucks."

"Yeah...it does."

"I want to be back in my own body again."

"Me too...I want to be back underneath my mask. I don't want to wear spandex for the rest of my life!!"

"I want my hair back. This hair is too gray and too pointy."

"I want my dirty books back."

"I want my spandex!!!!!!!."

"I want my life back."

"Me too. I guess I didn't want to be you as much as I thought I did."

"...why would you want to be me?"

"...cuz you're good at everything. You win all the challenges and...YOU LOOK EVEN BETTER IN SPANDEX THAN I DO!!!"

"...thanks Gai. I never knew that. Oh well...see you tomorrow Gai."

"Bye Kakashi."

Gai took one last look at Kakashi, at his house, at his whole life, and then he walked away.

Gai walked home slowly that night, enjoying the moonlight and thinking of how he would spend his first day as Kakashi.

"Well, first I'll wake up. Then I'll take a shower and eat breakfast. Then I'll go out to train. Goddamnit. I want to be me again. I don't want to be Kakashi. I want to be Gai Maito again. Uggggghhhhh!!!"

Gai finally got to his new house and slipped into bed, all the time wishing he was himself again.

Most stories along this line would end with Gai waking up and it was a crazy dream or that he was back in his body again. This one doesn't end like that. No happy endings here.

Nah.

I'm joking.

Gai woke up the next morning to find that he was back in his bed, spandex clad, and happier than ever. He never wanted to be Kakashi again after that. He learned that being yourself is the best thing to be.

The End!!! Hope you liked it...you probably didn't though...oh well...

That was the corniest shit ever...I have to admit that. Or...in the words of Hee Jae

"True dat."

Yes! The mushy corn train rides again. All aboard CHOO CHOO all aboard CHOO CHOO!!!!