Wow, it's been over a month since my last update! I blame summer school! It's sucking all the time out of my weeknights, but I am hoping that I will get some breaks and get more time to type my story. I also am hoping I can just get through this, a problem I realized not too long ago is that I have been too busy planning on how I am going to do the 2nd half of this story (which is going quite well) but I completely negated the beginning. Just hope I can pull this on track. Another error is, excluding Lin's violence I have been missing out on jokes. I hope this can fix that problem.

Also, a special shout out to Silver Horror who has reviewed this so much! Thanks for staying with the story!

Underlines are things that were comments on the flashback, POV's and Flashback markings(aka the beginnings and endings for the flashbacks) are these. Bold is Mike's, italicized is Lin's for the flashback comments.

Disclamer: Do I really have to say it? Whatever, I don't own FFX, or any chars in it. I did wish I did own it, along with square-enix, which never fails to bring a great game. I also do not own a few jokes in this. The jokes I took are sto-ERM borrowed from my fave authors, go read their stories if you want. One special one I want to note is from Zhyos, who I stole his Blitz ball joke on with Dona.

Chapter 8: Kilika Island

Jack's POV

"Ungh…" was all I could say, and a great description of how I felt. I really didn't feel good. I also felt the ground slowly waving under me. I could hear someone, or a few people, next to me. They heard me groan and looked.

"I think he's waking up" Mike? "Hey, Jack you ok?" I finally opened my eyes to see Mike next to me, Lin also here too.

"If your definition of "OK" is feeling like you got run over by a 18 wheeler, then I still am not, it feels like I got run over twice" I responded, which was how I felt.

"Owch"

"Completely. What the heck happened?"

"You probably should sleep first. We'll get you onto a bed."

"No, first tell me what happened."

"Fine, on our way getting you onto something better than the deck of the ship at least." So that's where I was, we left Kilika. They picked me up, then Lin decided to tell what happened with the group first, which I was more interested with than my own self.

Lin's POV

Flashback at Kilika port

I thought I was dead, that thing just swallowed me and I couldn't move. But then you went all berserk crazy and charged that thing, then shot that purple thing and it was gone already. That thing bursted into those bright shiny thingies, freeing Lin

"Lin!" Mike yelled and rushed over to help her out of the ground "You ok?"

"Yeah, but what the heck saved me?"

"Jack actually, he shot this thing at it and it died in an instant."

"Jack? How did h- wait, where is he?"

"Um, down in the crater that I got you out of, he sorta fell in while I was goi-OW!" Lin sharply gave him a punch in his head

"YOU IDIOT!" I yelled as Mike quickly ran back and got Jack in fear.

Yeah, that hurt like hell Lin. Do you WANT to get hit in the head again! Um, shutting up now!

"Are you ok?" Yuna came up and asked me. "Yeah, but I think Jack is unconscious. Where should we take him?" I said back. "Yuna, we don't have time to wait for someone to get up. He might be like that for a while." Lulu said. "He would only be a burden to bring along. Especially with the fiends on our way, he might get attacked on our way back."

"I'll bring him over now then." I looked back and Mike had Jack over his shoulder.

"Mike, isn't that um, a bit suicidal?" I asked

"Well, the jungle seems to have cleared out a bit after Jack took down that plant thing." That was true; we didn't see a sign of a single enemy when we were coming to the temple after Jack set that ochu on fire. "Well, yes but I thi-" Yuna said, which instantly made Mike run off before we could talk a little more sense into him, figures. We continued up the stairs.

"Whoa, this place is huge!" I looked at the temple , and it was massive. The pillars held fire in them, a cool effect to the place. What I did not like was the three people coming out.

Wakka noticed them "You here to pray for victory, too?" Wakka had asked politely, even if it was some other team, and that the Aurochs would play them eventually.

"Us? Pray? Who needs to pray? The Luca Goers always win!" The captain of the Luca Goers, bragged.

Wakka asked "Oh, yeah? Then why are you here?"

"We've been praying for better competition this year!" the red haired guy had spoken again, sounding as if it was obvious.

Another one of the Luca Goers had decided to help him by taunting Wakka and his team also "So what's your goal this time? You gonna do your best again? Ha! It's too bad your best isn't good enough! Why even bother showing up?" the other Luca team mate, who had stayed silent, had decided to laugh at the Aurochs at this point.

Tidus had then lost his nerve with these three, "This time, we play to win!" which didn't seem to make them flinch at all, "Oooh! Play away! Just remember even kids can play, boys." This totally got on my nerves. They really ticked me off after they noticed me. "Oh, it looks like you got a little cheerleader this year too!" they said looking at me. I was looking ticked off, and that well, if I wasn't so surprised, I would be more surprised if he actually was able to even play blitz ball again after I was done with him. A minute later I regained sanity. "TIDUS! YOU ARE TEACHING ME HOW TO PLAY BLITZ BALL!" Um, kind of.

Sure, I made a scene making me look crazy, but I needed to know how to play. I was going to help the Aurochs kill them in their next game. When my insane phase ended, we continued in without a word. We met Dona, another summoner, who I would bet would win a contest on least amount of clothing that is legal in public. Alongside her was a muscle head, who's name was Barthellow.

She walked up to Yuna. "A summoner, are you?" "Yes, my name is Yuna, I come from Besaid Island." She said as she did that Yevon Prayer. "Dona. My, my, my, all these are your guardians? What a rabble! I believe in quality over quantity, my dear! What were you thinking? I have only the need of one guardian. Right, Barthellow?" As her muscle man guardian agreed.

This only made Yuna (and me, more myself then Yuna) angrier. Yuna responded "I only have as many guardians as there are people can trust. To have so many guardians is an honor, even more so than being my father's daughter! Of course, I would never think of questioning your ways, so I ask of you; please leave us in peace."

"Hmph" she said, "Barthellow, were leaving!" She said, and coldly walked out of the temple. "Ice queen." I mocked her. I noticed that the Goers forgot a blitz ball. I walked over to it silently. "This always works in the fan fictions…" I got up, aimed it at her head, threw, and quickly put a temple priest where I was as I quickly darted behind a statue. I didn't see it, but I did my best to conceal my laughter of revenge as I heard the blitz ball make contact with her head. After I stopped laughing from revenge I noticed that Tidus was getting rejected from going down. And I was being left behind!

"Hey! Wait for me!" "Whoa, hey, slow down ya! This part is for guardians n' summoners only, and your not a guardian yet." They were now outta sight. Shammit (A/N: Sorry for stealing Khazia!) Tidus decided now was a good time to teach me what and how to play blitz ball. Our lesson was cut short by Barthellow and Dona. "Where's Yuna?"

"Down there, why? Is there a pro-HEY!" Barthellow picked us up and threw us onto the platform. "Hey what the heck? What is this?" I said to her. "Just a little game" as she touched some sphere thing, and we started going down. We tried to scramble back up, but the lift already went too deep. I did the only thing I could do then. Or at least, what I wanted to do. I took out my blitz ball and… "BARTHELLOW! Watch it!" Me and Tidus laughed the whole way down.

Mike's POV

(A/N: This is from when he leaves the staircase. Incase you forgot that he ditched the party to get Jack to safety. This is gonna be MUCH shorter than Lin's.)

Getting Jack to town, that shouldn't be too hard. There aren't any monsters here. Or so he thought. "Jeeze, no wonder no monsters are here, the place smells horrible! Must be that monster Jack cremated. I continued on anyway, with Jack on my arm. Halfway there, I got attacked. A lizard thing and a wolf thing, the wolf tackled me, and the Lizard started to beat Jack up.

I quickly knocked the wolf off, and ran to attack the lizard. It got up and ran away, I looked back at the wolf and it started to attack Jack, so I ran over to attack that, but when I looked back after I chased it away, the lizard came back to beat Jack up.

My god, that's what happened! You're an idiot Mike. Hey, it was very confusing!

Eventually, I got them both, and got you to town. Good thing your still alive or else Lin would have killed me. Anyway, we got to town, and hey I got a funny story on what happened when we got there. You see, there was this chest just lying around on one of those destroyed huts, and well, you said chests are fine to open in public n stuff, so I did and it was empty! I was pretty angry, so I kicked the hut ruins, and it started to shake, so I got off of it and it fell! Then I realized you were still there, so I had to go in and get you out! Pretty funny huh?

End Flashback

Jack's POV

"WHAT! YOU SAID YOU JUST DROPPED HIM IN!" Lin yelled. "Erm, yeah I, erm, uh, well, uh Jack help me out here!" "After you let me fall into the sea, and get beaten up by some monsters? Why should I when I can watch Lin smack some sense into you?" "Oh shami-"

W H A M !

XD Hope you guys liked the ending of this chapter, yeah this solidifies the fact that Mike really needs to work on having a better intention span and some common sense. Please Review! But then again I am guessing this is forgotten.Oh well, have fun y'all! And I'll try to update faster than 1 month!