ChApTeR nInE

OHHH MY GOOOD. i'm back. heh...i'm sorry it took me so long and i should NOT make excuses ...but this summer i got really depressed so i think i may pass it on to the characters Naw...maybe i'll be successful this time around cause i think i'm getting more determination. oh and may i say johnny depp is indeed hot. ok, i'm good. ALso, i'm listening to the band Acceptance right now, they're so good.

dizclaimer: ...do i still need to do these...sigh...i do not own sailor moon...are you happy now? ...back to my ice cream...and men. who are in my dreams.

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Usagi straightened her back and followed their waitress to the table. She held her head up and silently repeated the words ' i will not let him get to me, i will not let him get to me...' Makoto, watching from the kitchen, shook her head and crossed her fingers that no blood or food would be spilled.

"Ah, Usako...was that a growl i just heard? I mean, I know that I am irresistable and all, but i thought you'd at least want to eat first-"

"Don't even Chiba. I'm on to you so not one more odd word out of you. Your behavior today is aboslutely embarassing, do you know that?"

"Oh so now you're finally silent? What a relief, i thought you'd be going on for ever and ever..."

Usagi stopped and heard the sound of someone coughing. She looked to her side and saw the waitress pointing to her seat. To her other side, Mamoru was already sitting and had his napkin ready on his lap. However, she couldn't see his face.

"I'm so sorry, i wasn't paying attention," Usagi rambled as she sat down. With closer inspection Usagi saw that Mamoru's entire body was shaking. "Mamoru, are you all right?"

Mamoru lifted his face and a wide grin was plastered on his face. His body was scrunched up to refrain from making any noise.

"I CAN"T BELIEVE YOU!" Usagi screeched. Her face was cherry red and small tendrils of hair were located strategically around her face to give her the look of a maniac or better yet Medusa.

With the sight of a fuming Usagi, Mamoru calmed down and pushed his back more into the chair, scooting it back several inches. "I'm sorry Usako, it was just so funny." Mamoru said, but with one look from Usagi he could tell she was still not pleased. "Usako...i'm truly sorry, let's get back to our meal and forget this happened." Mamoru put on his best face and focused on extending all of his charm towards Usagi. Apparently, it had worked. Usagi's breathing became natural and her face turned back to a peach color. The fragments of her hair that were eerily hovering around her gently went back to their original places. Normal Usagi was back. Thank god, Mamoru thought. Any normal man would have shit in their pants by now. Seriously.

"Um, well, wh-what would you l-like to-to ord-order?" The waitress stuttered. She was a first hand witness to Usagi's terror. Neither of the couple had noticed that she was still there. Unlike Mamoru, it looked like she actually have gotten close to crapping in her pants. Her face was colored as well, but it was a strange almost green color.

"I think we'll both take house special with garlic bread. Two waters for our drinks." Mamoru instructed. Since he felt sorry for the poor girl and wanted to anger Usagi, he began to talk to her again, his plan already formulated. "Has anyone ever told you that you have very stunning eyes? They are a beautiful mixture of turquoise and bronze. They perfectly compliment or face." To top it all of, Mamoru released a hundred-watt smile. If the room was dark at that moment, his teeth would have shown as a beacon of light.

"No one's ever told me that ac-actually," the waitress stumbled, heat raising in her cheeks. "You are a very handsome man, i mean, if you weren't here with someone else i would have already..." Oblivious to Usagi because of Mamoru's flattery, she took in account that Usagi was sitting right across of Mamoru. Her eyes searing a whole through her. The waitress supressed a small shiver and coughed again, "Your orders will be ready soon." And with that, the waitress walked away as fast as possible, almost running into an elderly man.

"I can't believe the nerve of that woman, flirting with you right in front of me!" Usagi huffed.

"Don't worry Usako, I would never think of anyone but you, even if have certain phyiscal attributes that you so badly lack..." Mamoru reassured, his head lost deep in thought.

SUPER SAILOR KICK!

Mamoru, now down on the floor, was lying down with a quite large bump forming on his forehead. His eyes were half open, flutterning between consciousness and insanity. "Ouuuch, that man sure packed a punch in his little kick...too bad mickey mouse isn't here..." Then his eyes shut with a final close.

"Heh..eh, I guess I didn't really control that hit too much.." Usagi mumbled. She tried to lift him up, but his body automatically reacted against it.

"No Mickey, don't do it again. Go after Goofy or Donald..."

"Let me get for you, Usagi-chan," Makoto said, reappearing when she saw the event unfold. "Should we take him back to our place?"

"Yeah, I guess so. I can already see the look on Rei when we come home with him..."

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Yeah, i know it's really really really really short, but i can't help it. I need to get back into the flow of writing. Otherwise, i'm afraid old Mamoru is going to have to take the brunt of it. Now i'm starting to wonder whether or not i should make sure he's in one piece before the end, ahh i'm such a sadist.

Onto other matters, hope that people read this and not think it's too weird or anyting. AND REMEMBER: Reviews are always appreciated! Criticism is cool too, but don't beat me down too badly like Mamoru.