We are back, muahaha :3

Godell: and I'm helping na no da! -waves hand-

Yush! This chapter was written by Godell-chan here:3333

Zoro: Eh.

Sanji: -hearts-

Nami: OO;;; I'm outta here.

Godell: :D oh no ya don't.

Chapter 22:

-Godell's POV-

After the little "sharpie" incident, Rose, Tanisha, and myself were located in the cargo room. Why? Because we were bored out of our skulls, of course, meh-ha! I was curled up on top of a box labeled "swords" and was trying to pry it open. "No da…I wonder what these swords are worth in berries…" I muttered to myself, images of 1,000 gold pieces entering my mind. "OH yeah!" I moaned in glee. Without warning, a certain green head popped out of nowhere. "WHAT are you DOING!" he snarled. I blinked. "Uhhh…prying this box open…?" I inquired. Zoro arched and eyebrow and glanced at my lower half. "What the--!" I growled, then whipped around to look at what he was observing. A large sweat drop (and blushed) appeared on my face. Rose was seated in a corner, listening to Avril Lavigne…VERY close to my legs. Tanisha was on the opposite side of the crate, preparing to pounce. I subconsciously started humming the "Psycho" theme. "What are you doing now?" Zoro asked, his eyebrows arching. I kept humming. With the "DUUUN" part of the song, Tanisha leaped out, and bowled our favorite swordsman onto the ground, her bunny ears erect with excitement. "Man, you take 'Mad as a March Hare' to a whole new level." I chuckled. Rose, who had been watching the whole thing, began to laugh hysterically. I went back to opening the crate. I suddenly felt some cold on my back. "Chii?" I asked, and turned around to face Zoro's blushing face. "H-here. Use this." he muttered, and handed me his third sword. (the one he keeps in his mouth) Nodding my thanks, I calmly slit the crate open, revealing…

I gasped. Zoro's eyes grew as big as Luffy's appetite. Or something close to it. "I don't believe it.." I squeaked out, reaching into the ox and pulling out a bunch of photos. My eyes began to water. "Rose…look." I muttered, and handed a picture to my friend. Her eyes widened, and gasped out "It's all of us at the boat trip!" I nodded, and dug through the box some more. I closed my eyes, and gingerly pulled out the next object. It was a guitar with several dents in it. "I think…this is Wil's guitar…" I murmured, then looked up at Zoro. "Where did you get this?" I asked. The swordsman stared at the box. "I've never seen it before." he replied, after a pause. My eyes widened again. "Something must be going on…and I doubt it's anything good." I said, loud enough for Rose to hear over her blasting music. "Nya?" she asked, and switched off her Ipod.

"Yosh. I wonder what else is in here?" I wondered, and reached into the crate once more. I touched something soft. "Na no da?" I cocked my head to one side. Slowly, I pulled out..a Foamy the Squirrel plushie, complete with "Tweenkeez" written in black sharpie n the back. But then, I felt something grab hold of the plushie along with me. "What the cheese?" I asked, and looked down…

And came face to face with a girl with short curly hair, pale skin, brown eyes, and goth clothes. Rose jumped up "OMG! Ange!" she gasped. Hanging off the Foamy plushie was Angie. "Nuuu! Dun touch my Foamy!" she squeaked clutching the plush. She looked around. "Err, where am I?" "ANGE!" Tanisha and Rose shouted glomping Angie. "WHEEEEE Tani! Wose!" Angie glomped us back. I blinked in shock. "N-no way…" I yelled in surprise. "This is the mysterious Angie?" I asked Rose, who nodded. She was still glomping the newcomer. I shrugged and grinned. "I've always wondered what you were like in person, no da." I said with a wink. Holding out my hand, I introduced myself. "I am Godell. You're Angie, righto?" "HIIIII I'm insane" Angie replied in a cute tone. I smirked. "Well, welcome to One Piece, Insane!" I played along. There was a pause, then… "ONEPIECEHOLYFRIGGINCRAPOLUFFY'SHEREWHEE!" Angie yelled in one big breath. A large, evil smile came to my face, like it normally does when I get an evil, preverted idea. "Oh, yes. He's up on the poop deck. I'm sure he's very much very much alone…ehehehe…" I giggled evilly. Rose, catching my drift, smirked and crawled back to her corner to laugh insanely. Tanisha did likewise. Me? I started humming "Past the Point of No Return" from "The Phantom of the Opera". I have an obsession with that musical, as you've probably guessed. Anyway, Angie ran off screaming, and Zoro looked at me in shock. "Yoi are so…disturbing." he concluded, and sank back into the shadows. But not before I saw a genuine smile cross his feautures.

I kept digging through the crate, hoping to find some more valuables from our pasts. What I found was: picture's of Rose's old school, my brother's old lacrosse uniform (which I still haven't given back XD), and a bunch of other…personal items. After finshing my search, I grabbed my own CD player and plugged it in to a random amplifier. "One Week" began blating from the stereo: (GOD I love this song)

Its been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side and said Im angry.
Five days since you laughed at me
Saying get that together come back and see me.

I turned horror-movie style to where Zoro was sitting cross-legged. Without warning, I crawled over to him and sat on his lap. "Hee-ello!" I chirped, and began singing again, while the Algea-head looked at me like I was insane. He only just NOW figured it out? God, some people have no brains…well, okay, I'm not THAT insane…but when it comes to being really perverted, I'm WAY out there.


Three days since the living room
I realized its all my fault, but couldnt tell you
Yesterday youd forgiven me
But it'll still be two days till I say Im sorry

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
Youll think youre looking at aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the chalet swiss

I dragged Zoro and the CD player to the kitchen, where I began grabbing random fish and sticking them in frying pans. Sanji blinkd in confusion, a sweat drop coming to his face. I shrugged, and pointed to the Player. "Nyeh, it's a 'Godell' thing. You wouldn't get it."


I like the sushi cause its never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like leann rimes

At this point, I had absolutely ZIPPO idea what to do for this part in the song, so…I jus jumped insanely around the kitchen, seeing if I could touch every object without knocking anything over. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Rose put in another song to her iPod, Angie shove Luffy into a closet (oh, poor boy), and Tanisha…was nowhere to be seen. "Oh, boy…" I muttered, and turned back to Sanji and Zoro. "What the HELL are you doing, Godell!" they screamed. I shrugged. "Now that…is a secret!" I chirped, and shoved the two bishonen face-first against each other. "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"


Because Im all about value
Bert kaempferts got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hold me but I bust through

Rose leaped at Sanji, and began cheering him on like aone-girl cheering squad. "Give it to him, Sanji! WOO-HOO!" she yelled. Tanisha jumped out of random cuboard (dragging a fish along with her, for some reason) and screamed "SHONEN-AI! WHEEEEEEEE!" I laughed insanely, and did a little jig. "Too-night…there's gonna be a naughty pair…da-nan-na-na…" I sang. "SHUT UP!" the chef and swordsman roared at me.


Gonna make a break and take a fake
Id like a stinkin achin shake

Right on cue, Rose whispered into Sanji's ear "Ooh, I know there's gonna be a naughty chef tonight." Tanisha fell over laughing, and said "Only if a certain swordsman'll come with me!" Smirking, I leaped onto the table and began doing a random dance.


I like vanilla, its the finest of the flavours
Gotta see the show, cause then youll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
Cause its so dangerous, youll have to sign a waiver

"Hey, what happened to Luffy and Angie?" Ussop asked from out of nohere. Actually, he'd been right next to me this whole time, but I didn't know that, obviously. Anyway, I blushed and kept right on dancing. "Go to closet. Knock first." I told him, turning back to Tanisha and Rose.

How can I help it if I think youre funny when youre mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
Im the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Cant understand what I mean?

"DON'T YOU KNOW WHEN TO KNOCK, DAMMIT!" ANgie's voice floated above the music. "Uh…well…I'm sorry--LUFFY! GET YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!" Nami's embarrassed screech was like music to my ears. Well, maybe not, but it was definitely amusing to watch her back sloooowly from the closet, where our newest crew member (her hair tussled and eyes blazing)'s head was protruding from the closet door.


Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt

Luffy, having heard this, raced out of the closet and ran around randomly screaming. "SHUT UP! Ican't hear my song!" I growled at him. Everyone gaped at me. I blinked. "What?"

Its been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air and said youre crazy
Five days since you tackled me
Ive still got the rug burns on both my knees

I looked down to see my belt was slipping. "TURN AROUND ALL OF YOU." I boomed, raising myself to my full, almost 11-year-old height. I know, I knw, I'm the shortest 18-year-old in existence. Don't rub it in, dangit. Everyone complied, and I hurriedly raced into a nearby room, slamming the door behind me. However…I was not having a very good day. I learned this when Robin and Chopper (who had heard a "eerie noise" come from nearby) decided on checking all the nearby doors for anything suspicious. Furthermore, the room I was in was the first one on that certain hallway. Furtherfurthermore, I was still getting re-dressed…and my buttons broke off. "How can this get any worse!" I grumbled to myself.


Its been three days since the afternoon
You realized its not my fault not a moment too soon
Yesterday youd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait till you say youre sorry

Suddenly, the door to the room I was in opened, and thus Robin and Chopper got a glimpse of my tails fiddling with the light switch…pantless. Whipping around, I suddenly realized they were there, pulled out my magic sword, and said creepily "ARe you two looking for something?" In a flash, they were gone, and I went back to getting dress.

Chickity china the chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin
Watchin x-files with no lights on, were dans la maison
I hope the smoking mans in this one

Walking back outside, I realized that my CD player was still running. "Hey, did I miss anything?" I asked. Luffy grinned and said "Nothing much." Rose was being given a piggy-back ride by (who else?) Sanji, while Zoro was learning how to do air guitar with his swords, along with Tanisha. "Pretty big nothing." I said with a grin, watching Angie tickle the young Captain under his armpits. "Hee!" he giggled. "….Okay. Have fun." I said nervously, and grabbed my Cd player. Joging out of the kicten, I hopped back on deck and watched the waves for a little while.


Like harrison ford Im getting frantic
Like sting Im tantric
Like snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like kurasawa I make mad films
Okay I dont make films
But if I did they'd have a samurai

For a few minutes, all I could see nothing but ocean…but then, I saw a ominous hip in the distance…


Gonna get a set of better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs just so my
Irons arent always flying off the back-swing
Gotta get in tune with sailor moon
Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing

"Ohhh no." I groaned, and lowered the volume on my Player. "Hey, guys! We've got guests!" I yelled. All a once, the whole crew appeared on deck. "What's wrong?" they all asked simultaneously. I pointed at the advancing boat. "If it's Marissa and her army, I'm gonna--" Rose growled. I shook my head. "I don't think it's them." I said. "YAAAAAAAAAAY!" Rose, Agie, and Tanisha cheered. "…I think it's something a whole lot worse!" I said cheerfully. Everyone sweat dropped, and fell over anime style. "I'm serious! I have this weird feeling something huge is coming!" I replied earnestly. "Well, then. Let's prepare for battle." Zoro said calmly.


How can I help it if I think youre funny when youre mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
Im the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Cant understand what I mean? you soon will

"Can't you change that song?" Nami asked me, annoyed. I grinned. "It isn't over 'till the fat lady sings." I chuckled. "Really?" everyone asked. "It was just a pun." I said with a sweat drop. "Ohhhh." Zoro, Luffy, Nami, Ussop and Chopper said in awe. Robin sighed, annoyed. "What is a pun?" she asked. "Uhhh….I can't answer that."


I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt

Its been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides and said Im sorry
Five days since I laughed at you
And said you just did just what I thought you were gonna do
Three days since the living room

As the ship came into clearer focus, I was literally taken aback. "Oh, Gid….TURN AROUND! EVERYBODY TURN THIS BLASTED SHIP AROUND!" I yelled, waving my arms frantically. "Why? Who is it?" Rose asked me, curious. I exhaled sharply. "It's Kuro's ship." I said dismally. "WHAT!" everyone yelled. "I….I think he's still mad about Rose sicking me on him a few days ago." I groaned. Rose, upon eaizing this, ran around in circles screaming "I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE, DAMMIT!" and Angie's eyes were bugged out of her head. "That….Kuro…." she muttered. "Eh?" Luffy blinked. "THAT KUROOOOOOOOOOO! I'M GONNA (erk)ing MURDER THAT KITTY-GUY!" she screamed. Ussop joined Rose in her terrified running-around-ship…thing.


We realized were both to blame, but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cause itll still be two days till we say were sorry
Itll still be two days till we say were sorry
Itll still be two days till we say were sorry
Birchmount stadium, home of the robbie

Huriedly shutting off my CD player, I chucked it back into the women's cabin, and stood beside Luffy. "Well, God knows we're all gonna die, so…"

"HAPPY HOUR! YAAAAAAAAY!"

Rose: OO WTF. Happy hour?

Godell: Yes Happy Hour, Why? Cause I felt like it.

Rose: -.-

Godell: Besides, I wanna see everyone punch-drunk.

Rose: -perks up- Punch-drunk you say? Including Sanji-kun?

Godell: Yes :3

Rose: STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER! Or whatever.

Godell: Hope I wasn't too Mary-Sueish…I try my best. -coughs- I think me 'n Kuro'll have a showdown…

Godell: And, in the OOC part, we'll make fun of my many spelling errors on Zoro's name: Oro, Zororo, and Zrooro.

Zoro: ………………

Rose: DON'T FORGET ZOOROO!

Zoro: STFU

Godell: And "Uffty"!

Zoro: What? That doesn't even sound like-

Godell: --Luffy.

Godell: And Kutro-Kuro.

Kuro: …Blast.

Rose: Naughty Chef :3

Sanji: -nosebleed river-

Soooo R&R ALREADY! w