Suzu: Welcome back! Finally!
Jet: Whoa, people are still reading this. Amazing.
Suzu: Don't nit pick. Time for review responses!
Heidi021–Really? You think it's funny? Wow! Compliments! Thank you!
AnimeQueen–Don't worry I will. Thanks.
Twisted-Galaxy–Me like too! Thank you!
Icedragongirl–I like tomatoes too! But Lloyd doesn't. He hates them. In one of the Genis skits if you pick the wrong answer when he asks what to cook, he threatens to make tomatoes, and Lloyd freaks out. Don't worry, tomatoes and chickens may get their revenge! (Evil smile)
Lloyd: Oo' Eep...
Chickens: (Nasty glare, holding tomatoes in wings)
Lloyd: (Croaks) Suzu...
Suzu: (Absolutely ignoring him) Last time, on Trapped in School...
Lloyd did a very scary crime in some town, and the group split up to look for him. Kratos, Zelos, Yuan, and Regal found him being attacked by cops. All five of them were arrested, and sent to jail. Meanwhile, I'm laughing. Double meanwhile, the rest of the party found the tire tracks and decided to follow them. In jail the light-drunken Zelos and strange Lloyd did a scary singing duo of songs, which enraged the prisoners. Now, the five must deal with mates enraged by the two idiots...oh snap!
Suzu: Hahah! I'm so useful! And yes, oh snap. Awesome phrase. Start using it. Sheena, disclaimer.
Sheena: Envoy from the dark abyss! Shadow!
Shadow: They...own...nothing...
Zelos: You force the summon spirits to do the disclaimer?
Sheena: Yes, is that wrong?
Zelos: Well ye-(notices the dangerous spark in her eyes) No! Not at all!
Sheena: Good boy.
Suzu: Oo' Um, let's go?
"Oh snap," Zelos said, taking a step back.
Yuan threw him a glance. "Oh snap?"
"Yes, oh snap! What's wrong with that?"
"Ah, oh snap is a saying for oh shi-"
"We get the point, Yuan," Kratos cut in. "Mind you, there is a large group waiting to kill us."
"Cause of these two!" Yuan pointed at Zelos and Lloyd, who both shielded themselves with their arms in fear. Kratos shook his head.
"The why doesn't matter. It's the how are we going to survive this that matters."
"Perfect," Yuan muttered. "Just perfect. How did I get dragged into this..."
"Feel pain, twerps!" One of the convicts yelled. The rest cheered.
"We are going to die..." Zelos said. His hand went for his sword, but it wasn't there. "Dammit! They confiscated it!" Everyone else checked too, noticing that their weapons were gone, why they didn't notice before we may never know. Oblivious, I tell you.
The convicts got closer, and the five backed up slowly.
"Someone do something..." Lloyd hissed. "Dad..."
"Um..." Kratos got an idea. "I have it."
"No, I have it," Regal said. "Healer." He winked. (Get it? No? Dammit.)
"...Um, right."
Yuan's patience was already gone. "So? What's the plan!"
"...We run."
Kratos turned and bolted out of the room, the other four following at full speed.
Meanwhile...
Sheena and the others were following the tracks on foot, Sheena and Raine leading, Colette skipping behind them, Presea was walking with no emotion and Genis was shuffling behind them, hands behind his head in boredom.
"I'm tired of this!" He whined. "We've been following these stupid tracks for hours!"
"Be quiet, Genis," his sister scolded.
"But...can't we get a car or something..."
I'm not putting a weapon you can't use in your hands.
"She does have a point," Presea said.
Whoa, I do? Cool!
Silence.
"Um..." Sheena was looking down at the tracks. "I can barely see the tracks now, maybe we should get a dog or something..."
"Yay!" Colette squealed, forcing Genis to flinched. "Doggy, doggy!"
"There's a pet store over there," Raine said, pointing to the left. "Let's go." They turned and walking towards the pet store.
Meanwhile meanwhile...
"Dammit, this sucks!" Zelos whined.
"Quit complaining!" Yuan barked back.
"Where are the others now?" Kratos asked, looking up as he ran.
Buying a dog to follow the tire tracks more easily.
"We are being chased by a bunch of inferior humans with death objects, and they went shopping!" Yuan yelled.
Yeah. Why?
Yuan rolled his eyes. "Ugh, never mind."
"I dunno about you guys," Zelos said. "But I'm getting kinda tired..."
"Keep running!" Kratos and Yuan hissed at the same time.
"Dude, I haven't been alive for 4000 years!" Zelos snapped back.
Yuan grinned as he looked back at the chosen. "Want to?"
"What?"
"Use the Cruxis crystal to-ow!" Kratos had punched Yuan in the head as they continued to run.
"Just keep running...wait where's Lloyd?"
Zelos looked to his right where Lloyd had been running to find him gone. "Uh oh..."
Meanwhile meanwhile meanwhile...
"Look!" Colette squealed, overly excited about the dogs. "A black one! And a white one! A black one with little white dots!"
"Holy crap," Genis said, staring at a tag on a cage. "40,000 gald? No way! And this is a poodle!" The little dog whined and fell asleep in the cage. "You're kidding me."
"How about this?" Sheena asked, indicating to a small cage on the floor. Everyone crowed around it, showing...a ferret.
"Sheena," Genis said, frowning. "That's not a dog."
"But it looks like one!" Colette said happily. "It's so cute!"
"It's a ferret."
"A fascinating creature..." Raine stared at the ferret.
"We are not wasting our money on a ferret."
"Whine whine whine whine..."
The group stared at the ferret, who stared back.
"Whine whine whine whine..."
Genis looked at his sister. "Raine, the ferret is whining."
"Whine whine whine whine..."
"I don't think that's the ferret," said Sheena, looking away from the ferret. "It sounds familiar...what the hell?"
Genis glanced up. "What's wrong?"
Sheena pointed towards a huge cage. Inside was...
"Noishe!" Genis exclaimed, stumbling over to the protozoan. Noishe whined again from inside the cage, clearly unhappy and terrified. "What are you doing...holy crap! 2 million gald!"
"We must free him," said Presea.
"Yes," agreed Raine. "But how? We don't have that kind of money."
"Those four angels would be pretty helpful right now..." Genis sighed.
"Who the hell needs them!" Sheena mocked, stepping forward. "Watch my skills as a ninja!"
"What are you going to do?"
"Pick the lock!" Sheena sat down and grabbed the lock, taking out one of her cards and stuffing it inside the hole. Genis sighed.
"This should be good."
Meanwhile meanwhile meanwhile meanwhile...
"This place is pretty big."
"Beggar's can't be choosers, chosen," Kratos grumbled.
"I'm saying it's a little to big."
Yuan frowned as he ran in the middle Kratos and Zelos, glancing at the red head. Regal? I dunno, somewhere behind them, out of sight, out of mind. "You're quite a complainer, you know that?"
"I do not complain!" Zelos grumbled, offended.
"You're pretty good at it."
"I am not! Kratos make him stop it!"
"Ah hah!" Yuan said, pointing at Zelos. "Whining!"
"Both of you shut up!" Kratos snarled. "We have to find Lloyd without having those humans catch up with us."
"Why call them humans if you are a human too?" Yuan pointed out.
Kratos resisted hitting him. "Do must humans have fancy glowing wings on their backs?"
"Oh! Oh! Does that mean I'm not a human either?" Zelos said, a bit over excited.
"...I hate you."
"Corner!" Yuan yelled, the only one looking ahead of them. He turned sharply to the right, cutting off Zelos and forcing the chosen to turn too. However, Kratos was to busy scowling with rage at the chosen, and didn't see the big wall coming before him. Guess what happens.
WACK!
Yuan and Zelos turn around at once to see Kratos ram at full speed into the wall. Regal skidded to a stop and watched emotionlessly (whoa, that's a word?). Groaning the angel was flattened up against it, not moving for several minutes. Finally he peeled himself away from the wall. "Ooowww..." Like a puppet with its strings cut, the angel crumbled to the ground.
"Um..." Yuan walked over and poked Kratos. "Hello? You still alive?"
Kratos jumped to his feet. "WHO THE HELL PUT THAT DAMN WALL THERE!"
Yuan looked up to see the convicts still looking for them. "Dammit. C'mon, you waste of life. We need to find Lloyd and get outta here."
"Look!" Zelos pointed towards where the convicts were. "There's Lloyd!"
Lloyd was right in front of the convicts, now dressed in a nice suit and tie. "May peace find its way into the world, and forever may the people keep it!"
The convicts cheered loudly. "Yay! Three cheers for Lloyd Irving! Yay yay yay!"
"There is something really wrong with that," Yuan said.
"Let's just grab him and get out of here," said Kratos, somehow now completely unharmed from the wall ramming.
Meanwhile meanwhile...okay, I lost count.
"..." Raine was pacing back and forth.
"What's taking so long!" Genis yelled at Sheena, who was still trying to pick the lock.
"It's harder than it looks!" Sheena barked back. "You try it!"
Suddenly the back of the cage swings open and Noishe walks out. The group is silent for a long time, staring as Noishe meets them.
"What the hell was that!" Sheena snarled.
Hey, I got annoyed with you trying to pick the nonunlockable lock.
Genis frowned. "Nonunlockable?"
Yes! I make up words! What of it?
"Whatever. Anyway, we've got Noishe now."
"Yes," said Raine. "Only we are stealing him."
"...So?"
Raine sighed, yet didn't pursue the subject.
Mean-you get my drift, right?
Kratos walked up towards the stage Lloyd was standing on with the other two close behind, and Regal in the back (I almost forgot about him). For some odd reason, no one recognized them except Lloyd.
"Daddy! Yay, Daddy's here!"
"C'mon, Lloyd, come with, erm, Daddy."
"No way!" The convicts yelled. "He's a peace preacher!"
"Peace-hell no!" Kratos pointed behind them. "Let there be mustard of DOOM!"
"Wha?" The convicts turned around.
"Nyah!" Kratos grabbed the others and disappeared with his angel powers.
Meanwhile. Yes, one meanwhile. Just one, dammit!
"Noishe," Genis grumbled. "You are useless."
"Whine."
Presea is sitting on the huge dog as they all continue following the tracks. Suddenly...something happens. Want to know what? Do you? Huh? Huh? Alright, I'll tell you.
Kratos and gang appear! Yay! They found each other! Party time!
"Kratos!" Raine yells, surprised.
"Run to live!" He shouted and ran with the others following in hot pursuit. Raine and her party frown when they hear running from behind them. Over the hills the convicts and cops are running towards them. The rest turned and ran behind the four angels and Regal out of town.
And so, now out of town...
Lloyd is riding Noishe while hugging him gleefully. Everyone else is walking along feeling miserable, except Colette and Presea and Lloyd.
"Great," Zelos mumbled. "We are wanted. Again."
"I'm not surprised, seeing we travel you two," Yuan snapped back.
"Now now, children," Kratos said. "Get along."
"No!" Both of them yelled.
"Get along, now!" Kratos' voice sounded so dangerous both of them fell silent at once.
"Yes, ma'am," they muttered.
"What?"
"Sir! Yes sir!"
"Good boys. Here are some cookies." He gave both of them a cookie, then realized his mistake with Yuan. "Oh, snap."
Suzu: Heheheh.
Kratos: You made me do that because?
Jet: I'm am so the champion!
Suzu: What makes you say that?
Jet: I found my old millennium flashlight!
Suzu: What!
Jet: Yeah! Watch, it still works! (Shines light on Yuan)
Yuan: NOOO! MY HAIR IS GONE!
Suzu: Who would have guessed.
Raine: What is that object?
Jet: This baby here can take away whatever you adore most when the light shines on you.
Zelos: We are gonna die.
Suzu: No we aren't, cause I have...THIS! (Takes out the millennium remote)
Zelos: ...It's a clicker.
Suzu: It's a remote, dammit!
Zelos: Same difference.
Raine: (Interested) What does that do?
Suzu: Like a movie this thing can fastforward real time, rewind, pause, play, etc.
Raine: ...MUST EXPERIMENT!
As Raine jumps for it, Suzu presses pause and Raine freezes midair.
All: Oooooo...
She presses play and Raine falls to the ground.
All: Ahhhhh...
Suzu: (presses rewind so Yuan gets back his awesome hair)
Yuan: YAY! I LOVE YOU! (Glomp)
Suzu: Meep...(pushes Yuan off of her) Anyway, review! Hope you enjoyed it. Sorry it took a bit. Heheh...heh...hm...
Jet: (Shines flashlight on Zelos)
Zelos: NOO! MY HUNNIES BACK AT HOME...that I somehow know about from here...
Jet: MUWAHAHAH!
Suzu: That thing definitely brings out your bad side...