Suzu: ZzZzZzZzZzZz...
Jet: OI! SUZU! THE NEXT CHAPTER IS STARTING!
Suzu: Gah! (Falls out of hammock) You jerk! What did you have to scream in my ear for!
Jet: Cause this new chapter is starting. And you are the host, NOT ME!
Suzu: Stop screaming! I get it! (Hem hem) Welcome back! I bet you are all ecstatic to be here. Thank you all my lovely reviewers, you make me feel happy in writing my humorous...random fic. So...let's respond! Cause responding is fun!
Streek-has-returned471–I'm getting to it, of course. He'll probably get killed like that so it may not be for long...I need at least one annoying person...other than Colette.
Ryu Warrior–Nope say no more. Well, keep reviewing. You live in Japan? Nifty! Wait till you see when they are stuck in school...the longest three days of their lives...ferret!
MoonBloodLunatic–You mean the "I've got it, healer" joke? Make Regal use Healer and listen to what he says, I think he says "I've got it" or "I have it" or something. Though I rarely use Regal...X3 Thanks for reviewing, and enjoy this new chapter.
Nameless–Tis good tis good? Domo arigato! (Bows back) Enjoy this new chapter!
Suzu: More announcements, I'm gonna have to change Yuan back soon. I know you guys love it, and so do I but...I need him! X3 He's important and needed to bring hell on everyone. So one of these chapters he'll be back.
Lloyd: Ahem.
Suzu: Oh, yeah, and Lloyd back too...eventually.
Mr DD: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
Party: (Clap clap)
Suzu: Do the stupid disclaimer like the last four chapters!
Mr DD: These three don't own ToS, nor the world, nor the evil school of DOOM! Poor them. We're thinking of going to an auction though...
Jet: Shhh, secrecy!
Ziggy: Wish I was owned by Namco.
Zelos: ON WITH THE FIC!
Kratos: Inferior being.
Zelos: Hey, I'm proud of my voice.
Kratos: If I was talking about your voice I would have said "inferior voice of the idiotic chosen".
Zelos: Oh...true...hey wait-
Kratos: Touch me I kill you.
Zelos: (Lowers sword) Dammit!
Special Review! Well..nobody bothered to try. Oh well. Yeah, dumb game anyway. Oh and thank you Ryu Warrior for a great annoying saying: No Way! I already annoyed my buddies big time with that quote, I've received numerous whacks from them yelling to shut up. Heheheh, it's perfect! X3
The car was...still driving. Did you laugh yet? No? Impossible I'm losing my touch...
"Great," Genis muttered. "Another three hours of sitting in the car..."
"Actually Genis," Presea said. "We were in the car last time for a total of two hours, thirty minutes, and 35.37564 seconds." (I really did count the 35 seconds on my stop watch as I read what they said before...but punched in random numbers after that!)
"Um...right...that's what I meant..."
"Hahah!" Zelos sneered. "She's smarter than you!"
"Why you little..."
"I wouldn't talk!"
"Good, don't talk!"
"That's not what I meant, idiot."
Yuan was busy playing with the window (which I do a lot...-.-) by pressing the button and moving the window up and down before Kratos finally hauled him away.
"Ferret ferret!" Ferreted Lloyd, sitting on Zelos' head...for some odd reason, as Zelos tried repeatedly to catch him and throw him off, yet Lloyd always avoided him by scurrying around his back.
"Ferret Lloyd is right," Raine said. "We should plan on how we are going to stay alive being in this school place, no food or water."
"I concur. (Give you three guesses who said this) We shouldn't approach this recklessly."
"I know!" Zelos said with an awful sneer to Genis. "Let's have Genis for dinner!"
"That's so nice of you-HEY!" The half-elven boy shouted, getting what Zelos really meant at the last second.
"It's not like we are on a deserted island or something," Sheena said. "I'm sure they'll leave us food...right?"
The party looked at each other and sighed. "Doubt it," all of them chorused.
"Look!" Yuan said, pointing out the window. Immediately the party looked in that direction. Gullible suckers. "HAHAH! MADE YOU LOOK!" Yuan laughed for a while before suddenly falling asleep on Kratos' lap. Awww, kawaii! Doesn't it make you wanna hug him?
"That was quick," Sheena said, frowning.
"Little brat, outta teach him a lesson..." Genis grumbled.
Zelos felt the need to torture the half-elf. "I sense irony here..."
"Look!" Kratos said. "There's the school."
The party were all hesitant to turn around as Kratos pointed. They stayed in this position for a while till Kratos screamed "TURN AROUND AND LOOK BEFORE I SMITE YOU ALL!" Quickly they turned...and saw...the school. A crappy one at that, but big. Very big. And dark.
"Excellent description," Sheena said.
I know, right?
The car pulled to a sharp stop, and the party were all flung off the seat into the window in front of them that separated the front seat from the back, thanks to inertia again! Fear the inertia! Anyway, they groaned and couldn't open the door, so the cop had to get out muttering something about laziness and opened the door. The party scrambled out and stretched.
"FREEDOM!" Zelos yelled triumphantly...like he's made an accomplishment or something.
"What are you talking about?" Countered Raine sharply. "We're about to be trapped in a school for three days without escape or refreshments."
"But still...FREEDOM!" Zelos yelled again before getting smacked by Sheena...again. "Ooow!"
"Can't you shut up for one minute?" She snarled.
"...no...oww!" Zelos whined, still holding his poor head as he received his second smack.
"I guess we should go inside," Regal said.
Colette nodded shortly. "I guess we should."
There was a short silence.
"MOVE IT!" The cop screamed, and the party jumped and ran for the door, swung it open, and slipped inside. They slammed the door shut and heard it click, a few minutes passed, and heard another click of the door locking. Then a few minutes later the engine rumbled and the car drove away. Kratos broke the silence.
"Remind me again why we ran."
The party all looked at each other, unable to come up with a good answer, so just shrugged. They took the time to observe their surroundings, and it wasn't pretty. It was pretty damp, old, and dark, peelings walls and cracked floors. The school was two floors. All the windows were locked and boarded, the doors that led outside were the same. It seemed almost...haunted.
They found a light switch that turned on most of the lights of the halls. It seemed a little less spooky. A little. Not a lot. A little.
"Nice place," Zelos grumbled, still annoyed with the bump he received from Sheena on his head. "Grab a blanket and we'll have a picnic."
"You want to have a picnic here?" Colette said to Zelos, with a hint of disgust in her voice. Zelos didn't feel like answering her, but he did anyway.
"No, you dutz, I was being cynical."
"Ferret ferret? Ferret ferret ferret? Ferret?" (Translation–Cynical? What's that mean? Is it a fruit?)
Raine sighed. "No, Lloyd. Cynical means sarcastic."
Genis suppressed an outburst of laughter. "Even as a ferret Lloyd's still an idiot."
Ferret Lloyd jumped forward in furry to scratch the living hell out of Genis, but he missed cause his aim just sucks. Instead he focused on scratching Regal, who began running throughout the halls screaming "HOLY NAME OF MARTEL ARE LIVES ARE STAR CROSSED!"
The rest of the party, however, completely ignored them and focused on their situation.
"So stuck here with limited food and the fountains for water is the situation," Sheena said.
"You forgot the three days part, that's important," Zelos said, receiving yet another smack. "OW! Stop doing that!"
"Can't, it's fun."
"We should set up rules to survive," Kratos said, after laying the sleeping Yuan down against the wall close to them, acting like they can really die from this. Oh wait...they can. Never mind.
"Good idea," Raine concurred, grabbing some paper off of a desk and a pencil from the teacher's desk. "Give me ideas and I'll write them down."
Colette grinned. "Hate the sin, not the sinner!"
"N-no, Colette, that's not what I mean."
Genis sneered. "Red haired Chosens are forced to be our slaves."
Zelos laughed like the moron he is. "Hahahah, that's...wait...that would include me...c'mere you!" The Chosen pounced on Genis and the two started to fight, forming a giant dust cloud. Meanwhile, Regal is still running around screaming as Lloyd mauled his face in the background, yelling stuff I don't even know.
"Anyway," Sheena said over other half of the party yelling and fighting and screaming and other things in those categories. "We should make these rules and tack them on the wall."
After about an hour and a half...
Genis and Zelos had stopped fighting, as they used up all their strength and couldn't continue anymore. Lloyd was peeled off of Regal by Kratos, who was the only one brave enough to go near them. Yuan was still out like a light. Based on the light from the window between the planks, it was getting dark. Did that last sentence make sense? Read it again till it doesn't. Now that sentence didn't make sense either...anyway...
"First day was over fast," said Sheena, leaning up against the wall. The party was waiting outside of the classroom for Raine to finish writing their "ideas" for rules.
"Well, it wasn't our first day, really," said Kratos, sitting on the floor reading some book that he stole from the room. "This'll be our first night. Then our real days of punishment start."
"What do you mean?" Genis said from laying on the floor, all bloody and bruised as Raine didn't get to heal any of them yet.
He pointed at a calender. "We are here for three days. Today was only the night of the first day. So they probably won't count it. After that we stay here till midnight of the last day. Comprende?"
They all just stared at him for a while, then in unison they said "oooooooh!"
"What's taking her so long!" Zelos whined. "I'm hurting here!"
"My pretty face," Regal whimpered, face all scratchy and...mauled-like.
"Heal yourself," Kratos mumbled.
"Hey wait, can't you heal us?" Zelos said, the thought just hitting him.
Kratos looked at the chosen. "No," he said simply.
"Well thanks a lot!"
"No problem," Kratos said smoothly, going back to his book that he sto-ahh-borrowed.
A half an hour passes again...what's with me and half an hours? Weird.
"I'm finished," Raine announced, coming out with a long list and a pencil behind her ear. The party jump to their feet, even the wounded ones as Kratos finally healed them when they continued to whine.
The party read the rules now tacked on the bulletin board, and they all frowned.
"These are bull crap, Raine," Zelos said, receiving two slaps from Sheena and Raine. "Ow! Ow!"
On the paper it read...oh I bet you're dying to read them huh? Be patient...
Rules for the three days we are stuck together in some school of doom.
1–Try not to kill each other. We might need everyone's certain powers.
2–No using magic to burn the building to a crisp. This means you, Genis, Yuan, Kratos, and Zelos.
3–Sacrifices are not allowed except under certain circumstances.
4–Only cook a limited amount of food. Fountains are used for water.
5–Avoid any chainsaw killing murderers, they are bad bad people.
6–Don't talk to strangers.
7–Don't do drugs. Drinks are limited...if you can find beer.
8–Leave any dead bodies you find where they are. Spray them with good smelly spray stuff.
9–Anyone turned into chibis, ferrets, or shrunk past their normal size should be used with care.
10–No ordering pizza. We don't have money.
11–Only Raine and Sheena can smack Genis, Lloyd, and Zelos unless it's really necessary.
12–Return whatever random object you find back to its original position.
13–Leave all mice alone. This goes for other animals too.
14–Everyone regards me, Raine, as the leader, and Kratos shall be my co-leader. Yuan will too if he turns back.
"Raine you are aware nobody is going to follow these rules," Genis said.
"All this stuff..." Kratos looked at it closely. "None of this is foreshadowing right?"
Riane looked hesitant. "No..."
"The hell? Get hit only by you two girls! No way!" Zelos shouted, as Genis was busy scribbling under number 14 a number 15 with a pen, reading "Don't let any girls cook" and a number 16 saying "Only follow these rules when under Raine's supervision".
"You'll live with it." Sheena grinned as Zelos whimpered.
Yuan randomly woke up. "I like pants!" He ran inside the science room and loud sounds are heard, like this.
SMASH! CLUNK! POOF! Groan...AHHHHH!
"Um..." Kratos said. "Maybe we should go help him..."
That was necessary as Yuan bursted out of the room, as an adult. Ahh! He's back!
"What the crap! That damn table was in my way!"
The party blinked. "Yuan?"
"What!" Yuan was fuming, glaring at the party. Yup he's back to his old self.
"Good he's back," Genis sighed.
"Good? How's that good?" Zelos looked at the half-elf as if Genis was insane.
"Chosen," Yuan grumbled. "Go clean up that mess."
"No way! You do it! You made it!"
"So? I'm older than you."
"...That's not fair! You're older than all of us!"
Suddenly Mithos appears out of nowhere. Yay, Mithos!
"Hey, Mithos," the party chorused.
"Sup, guys?" Mithos said, with a short salute.
"Oh you're back," Kratos said, not bothering keeping the sarcasm out of his voice.
"Hell yeah! So...what are you all doing here?"
"I could ask the same question," Yuan said.
"Well I asked it first!"
So the party told him everything. Actually, Colette told him every little detail while the rest of the party did something completely different.
As Colette droned on, the party member slowly drifted away and found some sort of entertainment. The four angels, being stupid as always, or smart just no common sense, found the lab room. Seeing chemicals...yeah imagine the four faces light up with joy, even Ferret Lloyd's. Anyway, not taking notice of the four angels, Raine and Sheena found some cards and began to play Asshole. Ah, hell, that's a fun game. Regal was just taking a walk (boring guy) while Genis and Presea were talking a rather amusing and pathetic conversation. It went like this.
"Colette is taking a rather long time," said Presea.
"Yeah!" Genis agreed quickly. "Yeah, she is!"
Presea blinked. "Did we do a lot here? We were not here for long."
Genis fumbled for a correct answer, or an answer he though sounded correct...and handsome-like...and manly...who knew what was going through Genis' head? Hell the thought "I like icecream" could be going through his head. But, knowing Genis, he was looking for Presea to like him.
"I...I don't think we did!" Genis said, in a loud voice of nervousness, which made him embarrassed.
It didn't seem that Presea noticed, or cared. "I see," she said in her monotone voice. "It doesn't seem this world is right for us, do you agree?"
"Yes! Absolutely! Not right for us!"
"Genis?" Presea blinked, perplexed in just taking notice of Genis' nervously but not knowing what it means. "Are you okay?"
"YES!" Genis lied, now drenched in sweat and shaking with nervousness.
Presea blinked again. "Okay...Hey Genis..."
"Y-yes Presea?"
She giggled. "May I snuggle against you?"
Dead silence. It's a mystery how Genis didn't scream with joy.
"O-okay!" He stuttered out, allowing Presea to snuggle close to him. He was now brick red with blushing, but felt a lot calmer. Awww, Gesea moment! So sweet...
However, there wasn't much else love going around. Let's see what our favorite four angels are doing, huh? Ho ho, this should be rather interesting...
"Dammit, Zelos! Don't pour the friggin acid on me!"
"Heh, sorry Yuan, you just look really funny-"
"I do not! Argh it BURNS DAMMIT!"
Zelos can't control himself as he starts laughing uncontrollably...and quickly regains control as Yuan shoots a lightning bolt at him, missing the Chosen by inches.
"I wonder what they do with all these chemicals," Kratos said, observing the filled bottles with interest.
"Study them maybe?" Yuan said sarcastically. "We are in a school..."
"Acid? What's so fascinating about acid? And what the hell is this?" Kratos reads the label. "H...two...O...H2O? What the hell is H2O?"
Yuan shrugged. "I dunno." He grabbed the bottle. "Hey, chosen c'mere."
"Yeah?" Like the dimwit he is, Zelos walked over. Unscrewing the bottle Yuan grabbed Zelos' hair, forcing his head back, and jammed the bottle almost down his throat.Zelos coughed and choked, crumbling to the floor holding his neck with both hands.
"We killed the chosen," Kratos said. However, he lied without knowing it. Wouldn't that be cool? Anyway, Zelos stopped squirming and stood up, looking pissed.
"Yuan! You friggin burned my throat and nose! That almost came out of my nose, dammit!"
"So what is it?" The half-elf asked curiously.
"Tis water, you idiot," Zelos answered, sniffing and snorting bitterly as his throat and nose were burning. Ever had water poured down your throat against your will? It's not a pleasant experience. If you did...you know what I'm talking about.
"So we drowned you," Kratos said, Lloyd sitting on his head.
"Cool!" Yuan said, spinning around. "I wonder what the rest of this stuff is? Can't be to dangerous."
His hand skimmed the shelves as he brought down a bottle. Written on it was a strange mixture. Unfortunately I am awful at Chemistry, so I don't know what it is. Something liquidly. Yay. What I do know is...it's not something you would want to drink.
"This looks appetizing," the Renegade leader said.
Zelos snorted, still very mad and his throat and nose still burned. "Charmed," he said sarcastically.
"Here drink it."
"No way!" (LOL there's the saying)
"Drink it, dammit! I'm curious to see if it'll kill ya."
Zelos backed up as Yuan advanced. "Likewise."
"C'mon, drink up, I'm a scientist and you have-"
His sentence was cut off, as Zelos turned to run...right into a wall. Actually, it was more like the closet door, but a wall's a wall. It was pretty damn solid. He twitched and broke away from the door dizzily, falling back into Kratos' arms. Yuan didn't have time to chug the life killing stuff down the chosen's throat, as the closet door clicked.
The three head's shot up, looking alertly at the door. The handle twitched and turned down, the door pushing forward. It was like...some type of horror movie or something. The four, however, never saw a scary movie before, not like it mattered much. Lloyd, ah, Lloyd was just sitting lazily on Kratos' head, not noticing the creepy, noisy, in-need-of-oil door opening.
The door swung fully open, and the three gasped in surprise, not really scared anymore.
What are they looking at? Wait till the next chapter. Muwahahahah! (Cackles evilly Mithos-style)
Jet: When's the axe murderer coming, I wanna see some violence.
Suzu: Bug off, I'm trying to draw this out.
Jet: Riiight.
Suzu: Yeah! Anyway...any good, faithful reviewers? I know, it's been awhile, and I'm sorry for taking so long...stupid parents, you get a C in History and your computer is thrown out the window...
Jet: Don't forget math.
Suzu: Shut up.
Jet: Any announcements?
Suzu: Of course! Hem hem, yeah I didn't get to shrinking Zelly. Damn. Sorry bout that, but he's kinda necessary right now, and may be shrunken later in the story.
Zelos: Happy me.
Suzu: Aren't you? Also...eheheheh ain't I evil, I left you all a cliffy! Muwahahah! (Dodges a bunch of random things thrown at her)
Lloyd: Grr, Yuan was turned back and I'm still a ferret! What the hell!
Yuan: I was a kid longer than you were a ferret. So quit whining.
Mithos: (In singsong voice) I'm in the story! I'm in the story!
Kratos: We're ecstatic.
Suzu: Little bit of Gesea fluff there, eh? I'm sooo talented at writing romance fics...
Party: (Look at each other and start laughing uncontrollably)
Suzu: Shut up! Indignation! (Whoa, I spelled that right on my first try!)
Party: Oooh...shit! (All are KOed)
Suzu: Heheheheh. So please R&R. Oh wait, you already read. Please &R.
Jet: Dude, that's lame.
Suzu: Tis not! And...what's going to happen to our heros? Did they run into someone or something they really didn't want to find, or something else? Well, what sucks is I can't answer so you'll just have to wait! Thanks for reading, good night!
Jet: It's 5:00 in the afternoon.
Suzu: ...don't contradict me! (Slaps him)
Jet: Ooowww...