Suzu: Hello! Back for chapter 8!
Jet: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz………….
Suzu: (Screams in his ear) UPDATION!
Jet: I STOLE NO COOKIES! (tips out of hammock) Ah! SUZU!
Suzu: Yes, Nii-chan.
Jet: DON'T wake me up when I'm sleeping!
Suzu: Yes, Nii-chan.
Jet: Good girl.
Suzu: HEY!
Jet: Er-
Suzu: I SHALL-(notices readers) Oh, hello.
Jet: (Angry) They were there the whole time!
Suzu: Just noticed.
Jet: What? You even said HI to them!
Suzu: I actually said-
Jet: DON'T NICPICK!
Suzu: Jet, you're sounding like Raine…
Raine: Hello! Someone mention me?
Suzu: N-no, professor…
Raine: Okay…(walks away)
Suzu: Erm, on to the disclaimer! Um, someone new…Ze-
Zelos: I'm not new.
Suzu: Oh right, um…Kra-
Kratos: (Glares) Don't even think about it.
Suzu: Uh…YUAN!
Yuan: What.
Suzu: Disclaimer!
Yuan: No way!
Suzu: Dammit! Um…(everyone runs) Argh! Noishe!
Noishe: Whine.
Suzu: No, you can't have Kibbles and Bits! Disclaimer!
Noishe: Whine whine whine whine whine whine whine whine whine whine. (Suzu, Jet, nor Ziggy own ToS, Namco, or anything else mentioned here with the little TM logo next to it though Suzu can't make her computer make that sign, so you'll have to guess which objects have them. And they don't even own Kibbles and Bits. How could they control Namco?)
Suzu: -- THANKS Noishe.
Noishe: Whine whine whine whine whine whine whine whine! (You're welcome!)
Suzu: Review Responses! Updation!
Jet: Enough with that word!
Streek-has-returned471--Updation has now activated. Thank you for reviewing. (salutes)
Luciado--Huh? Pointy hair? Nah, I didn't-OMG MY HAND IS BLEEDING! AHHHH, IT WON'T STOP IT WON'T STOP! (runs in a circle holding bleeding hand)
Rebeliion764-- ...I'm scared already...
Peaches–Hm...the four angels are always first in line for torture, but I can squeeze in Mithos! X3 He's already near his limit with Colette. WAH HAH, great idea! They do have limited beds!
Peaches again–Whoa, hell no! I hate those kinds of relationships! Kratos was only blushing because he was very embarrassed that Lloyd announced to Genis and everyone that he and Kratos kissed. And he's hot when embarrassed.
Emilin–OKAY! w
dawn at dusk–Drinks all round!
Zelos: ON WITH THE FIC FOR THE EIGHTH TIME! WOOT!
Jet: --
Genis: (In the cage) Help me…
The four angels had finally slowed down to a walk after getting at a far enough radius from the evil Raine. Panting slightly the four…um…"friends"…went out in search of their two comrades. In truth, only Lloyd seemed determined once again to retrieve Sheena and Presea. Zelos only went without a second thought since the two girls were now his "damsels in distress". Kratos and Yuan only went because Raine told them too. In fact, they'd rather be sitting in the Nurse's room searching for nonexistent gadgets than out in the deathly open. To the two, it was like running out in a shark infested ocean, coated in fish guts, screaming and splashing so violently it would be a miracle if the sharks didn't notice you. And these two guys didn't care for miracles. They cared about chainsaws, and them being completely unarmed.
"I wonder where they could be," Lloyd speculated aloud, as if edging on an iffy conversation in the awkward silence. The other three glared at him so fiercely he just mumbled something and looked at his feet. After stepping in a little puddle, every so often he would glance back to see his wet footsteps on the floor. The others clamped their mouths shut in order not to comment. It was odd and annoying…but it kept Lloyd occupied!
For the rest of the time they walked in silence. They aren't being funny at the moment; so let's flash to Raine's little party.
The Professor is like a drill sergeant right now, it seems. She is busy standing up on a chair barking orders to the scurrying servants beneath her. Regal and Colette were told to find tools, winding up unsuccessful except for Tylenol, a can of salt, those sticks they push down your throat, and a stethoscope. Instantly Raine snatched up the scope and hung it around her neck, refusing to take it off. It just hung there randomly with no use. This made her feel even MORE important.
Meanwhile, Mithos and Genis are looking for parts, winding up even more unsuccessful than Regal and Colette. Unless you count toothpicks, pens, paper, a light bulb, and rubber bands as "parts"…they found absolutely nothing. So because both groups found nada, Raine was livid.
"Look HARDER!" She screeched, towering over them and glaring like a hawk. "We MUST build it! Work together! Go! GO!"
The group followed orders without question. In truth, they didn't know what they were looking for anymore. They didn't even know what they were building. Something about a lock. Anyway, they began to lose hope of keeping their noses and teeth in the right position when suddenly Colette jumped up.
"I think I found something." :D
"Really? Lemme see!" Raine jumped down from the chair and was at Colette's side in two steps. Clutched in her hands was a hammer. Why a hammer is in the Nurse's office, I really don't wanna know. Maybe to bang the poor kid over the head, screaming "GET BETTER!" Would get me motivated. Anyhoo…YAY! A TOOL! You still suck, Colette.
"MARVELOUS!" Raine hugged the hammer with glee. Everyone stared at her; except Colette with her stupid grin plastered on her face, looking aimlessly at the wall. "There ARE stuff in here! Everyone look NOW!" With the final bark everybody jumped up, with a little more hope now.
Let's head to Sheena and/or Presea. Where the heck are they? Um…THERE!
"Have any twos?"
"Gold…fish…"
"It's Go Fish, Presea."
"Oh, I see."
"So? Any twos?"
"No, but I have an 8, 5, a king, and an ace."
Sheena sighed and stood up. "Forget it. Maybe we should search for the others. They would probably need our help. Besides, I haven't hit Zelos for a long time now." Does obsession ring here? Yes it does! And we're proud of it!
Opening the door to the closet they were hiding in, Sheena hesitated, and poked her head out the window, looking side to side. Cautiously she exited the closet like Solid Snake or something (whom I don't own), with Presea walking behind her with no caution whatsoever, like a little kid crossing the street.
"Coast is clear," Sheena said, straightening up and grinning. "Let's go."
After taking one step, she instantly froze. Standing in front of her was…Tom! Sheesh…
"AHHH!" Sheena screamed, having a mini heart attack.
"AHHH!" Tom screamed too, also having a mini heart attack.
Presea looked at both screaming people. "Wahoo," she said in her monotone voice, putting on her Klonoa hat.
As the screaming session was going on, it obviously reached the four angels' ears. I mean, who can miss that? Say Colette. Very good. Cookies for you.
"Lalalalalalala," sung Lloyd in a strange tune never heard of before. Suddenly the screams reached his ears. "On no! Someone is in distress! I must save them! AND KILL STUFF!"
"Lloyd…" Zelos said seriously, looking at the boy with a raised eyebrow. "We heard that screaming about 5 minutes ago. We've been heading in that direction ever since."
"…Really? Are you sure?"
Zelos frowned in an irritated look. "Why should I lie?"
"To mess with his head," Yuan said, sneering.
"Exactly!" Lloyd yelled, pointing at Yuan in victory.
Zelos sighed. "Where's the trust…"
"Are any of you coordinated or WHAT!" Kratos yelled in a snarl, glaring, as he looked back at the other three. They just realized that as they were talking they had come to a dead stop, in a circle bickering at each other. Kratos was at least five feet ahead of them. The other three turned and trotted up to Kratos, who had started walking again, to catch up.
Meanwhile…over to Sheena and Presea! Who are now just staring at each other and stopped their screaming. If they continued, they would all have sore throats. Sore throats suck.
"Um…" Sheena said, staring. Tom stared back. Presea stared at both of them. Stalemate! "This isn't really going anywhere…so Tom…how are you?"
Tom hadn't blinked for several minutes, just staring at Sheena. "My throat hurts," he croaked.
"Yeah…mine too…"
By their conversation you would think they were having a moment. Scary. So let's ruin it.
"WATCHA!" Yelled Lloyd as he rammed Tom from nowhere. Tom stumbled, his legs coming out from under him, and both tumbled and collapsed to the floor. Alarmed Tom repeatedly tried to escape from under the boy, yet Lloyd held on with no intention of letting go, punching the murderer with every chance he got like a rabid squirrel. From where ever Lloyd came from, the other three ran up.
"Hey guys," Sheena said casually.
"Hello Sheena, Presea," answered Kratos halfheartedly. "You okay?"
"Well…my throat kinda hurts…"
"GET THIS CRAZY RUNT OFF OF ME!"
"We found a base place, we could lead you to it…"
"RAWR!"
"AH NO BITING!"
"Okay, yeah, lead us there."
"Alright. LLOYD!"
Lloyd's head popped up from behind the now brutally mauled Tom. Around his mouth and all over his face was blood. Icky. "Yes, Daddy?"
"Come on, we're leaving. And whip your damn mouth!"
"Yes, Daddy."
Yuan and Zelos were staring with a shocked expression at Lloyd and Tom, mouths open, and sweat dropped. o.O; –—like that. Sheena was staring at the boy blankly, and Presea didn't even seem to be paying attention. That crack in the wall was much more interesting.
"Right. Let's go," Kratos ordered and spun around as Lloyd wiped his mouth from behind the angel, following. The others shuffled after them, leaving the poor axe murderer bleeding. Then randomly, once the six had left and far from earshot, Tom jumped up fully healed and sneered, running down the hall with his back to the camera. AHHH! Zombie! And we have cameras! I got over my budget. Or budgets. Yeah.
Back to Raine's group! WHOOSH! XD
"There," said Raine, hands on her hips and looking downward. She was smiling, yet her eyebrows were frowned, if that makes ANY sense. Her mouth was shaped like Pikachu. Meaning she looked devilish. X3
"Uh, Raine…" Genis started, but his sister cut him off.
"BE QUIET!"
"Wow, I can't believe we made it!" :D
Raine bent down and picked up a strange contraption, numbers on it like a telephone. Though poorly built, this was the code machine Raine was trying to build. If she wasn't so happy with the apparatus, she may of slapped Colette right there.
"Okay great," Mithos said. "But what's the code."
"First I need to punch it in!" Raine worked on the machine. "Okay, now the password is…"
"There's the door!" Shouted Zelos after several minutes, pointing.
"Thanks for pointing out that we're BLIND, Chosen," Yuan snarled.
As they reached the door, they found it was locked. Lloyd tried to pick the lock but it didn't work. However, they completely missed the big black machine with numbers on the middle of the door. It finally caught Kratos' eye and he pointed it out to the rest of the party.
"Well, punch in the numbers," Sheena said. Her confidence died when she saw the four angels' faces fall in panic and worry. "You're telling me…"
"Hey, Raine, open up!" Zelos yelled, kicking the door. Whom ever were inside completely ignored them. "Dammit! Regal! Genis! Mithos! Colette!"
"Yes, Zelos-san?" :D Came Colette's voice from inside. They couldn't see her face but instantly could imagine her plastered smile.
"Um…let us in?"
"Okay! Is that okay, Professor-sama?" :D
"What is wrong, Colette?"
"Zelos-san said he wants to come in!" :D
"NO! Don't! It could be Tom!"
"Oh no, Tom is our friend?" :O "Zelos-san, how could you!"
"Uh…no, Colette!" Zelos defended. "It's us! Kratos, Yuan, Lloyd, Sheena, Presea, and me are all here! Open the door!"
"Go away!" Raine screeched. "How do we know you aren't Tom trying to trick us?"
"Raine. There are six of us here."
"STOP TRYING TO DECEIVE US!"
"Raine!" Sheena yelled. "It's us!"
"Password?"
"Noishe!" Zelos answered in a snarl.
"I STILL DON'T BELIEVE YOU!"
"Than what's the point in having a PASSWORD!"
"Put in the numbers in the Coder!"
"The what?"
"THE CODER! THE BIG MACHINE IN FRONT OF YOU!"
"You never GAVE us the numbers!"
"SEE! YOU ARE TOM!"
"NO I'M NOT!"
"Raine," Kratos interrupted the little argument. "Why not ask us all questions?"
"…Alright! Zelos!"
The Chosen jumped. "Hai?"
"Why do you hate being the Chosen?"
"Hmmm…maybe because my whole life was shattered? Plus, I don't wanna DIE!"
"Hey, good, you did a lot of research Tom…"
"That's because I'm ZELOS!"
"Kratos! Question two!"
"I'm ready."
"What am I awful at doing?"
"Cooking," Kratos answered immediately.
"…Alright, correct!" Raine snarled, annoyed with Kratos' quick response. "Last question, Yuan!"
"What? Aw, why me…"
"Did you tell the rest of us yet that you're gay?" Raine grinned evilly.
"Ye-…n-…that's not a fair question."
"Answer wrong you're stuck out there TOM!" The professor cackled.
"That's not fair!"
"Someone is coming," Presea said. There were undoubtedly footsteps coming closer.
"Crap."
"Hurry up, Raine!" Zelos yelled. "The stalker is coming!"
"Not until Yuan answers the question."
"Dammit!" Yuan snarled. "Give me a different question!"
"Fine, fine. Alright, Blue, what food does Lloyd hate most?"
"Uhhhh…tomatoes?"
"…You got lucky."
"Open the door!"
A couple minutes past and the door clicked, indicating it was unlocked. Kratos roughly grasped the handle and twisted it, throwing the door open. The six rushed inside and Sheena slammed the door behind her, and leaned against it, sliding to the floor with a sigh.
"…You know," Kratos said, completely serious while the other 5 were panting. "Running from death isn't so enjoyable anymore."
"It adds...character..." Zelos panted.
"...Right..."
No one spoke. Then an hour past. Whee.
"...Um, wasn't Tom following us?" Genis asked.
"Affirmative," responded Presea.
"What she said," yawned Sheena.
"Maybe he found a butterfly!" :D
"..."
"That's it, C'MERE!" Kratos bounded towards Colette and a dust cloud surrounded them. Colette screamed. Oddly no blood squirted from the cloud. Oddly.
"..."
"Sooooo..." Zelos said, turning away from the non-bloody dust cloud.
"Thanks for not letting us in, Raine," snarled Yuan.
"Well, you should have put in the numbers."
"YOU NEVER GAVE US THE NUMBERS!"
"I did now."
"...that was now."
"Actually it was then."
"What?"
"Well, beings I told you in the past before this time, it-"
"Why are there only 6 beds?" Sheena suddenly asked.
"Oh yeah, I forgot about that..." Yuan muttered.
"Forgot!" Mithos snorted. "You were the one that pointed it out!"
"Oh Raine," Genis said. "Why were you beating up Regal?"
"Meep!" Regal cried and got into a fetal position.
Raine fumed. "Cause this IDIOT broke my irreplacable vase from the new world!"
"...Raine it's unreplaceable."
"DoN't CoNtRaDiCt Me!"
"What was it?" Lloyd whispered to Regal.
"...a child's clay vase-"
"IT WAS IRREPLACABLE!"
"What are we going to do about the beds?" Asked Kratos. Wait, wasn't he beating up Colette?
"Weren't you beating up Colette?" Mithos said. (Slaps face)
"No."
"...I could have sworn-"
"No."
"But-"
"No."
"I-"
"No."
"You-"
"No."
"Shut UP!" Sheena snarled.
"Back to the beds..." Zelos muttered.
"We should have two people stay up and keep watch," ordered Raine. "And that will be..."
A silence followed as they waited for her to finish. She just sat there, looking completely blank.
"...Raine?" Genis asked, unsurely.
"What?"
"You were...about to say something."
"Oh right. I pick...Zelos and Yuan! Yay!"
Both angels sweat dropped.
"Why us!" Both demanded.
"Well..." Raine sighed and began her long list of reasons. "You two are angels and can stay up all night without problem and you hate each other." Wow, that's a long list.
The two grumbled but didn't respond. Raine smiled with victory. Damn she's evil.
"What about me and Dad?" Lloyd asked.
"You two seem worn out," answered the professor. "You should rest."
"But-"
"DON'T ARGUE WITH YOUR PROFESSOR!"
"Hai, Professor-sama."
"Hey," Zelos said. "This has been a long ass night. Is it ever gonna end?"
"Frankly I don't give a crap anymore," Yuan said.
"GOODNIGHT!" Screamed Raine, and everyone scampered to a bed. This was the set up.
There are six beds, right? And 9 of them, after two out of eleven are staying up. Let's do math class, guys! That means, three of them are going to have to share beds. Yay! Cookies for everyone! And...a washing machine!
"Here is how it's gonna work," Sheena said, taking charge as Raine "talked" to the two angels. "Three of us are going to have to share. Not it."
"Not it!" Yelled everyone, but Raine who was yel-er-talking to the two angels, the two angels themselves who were cowering under Raine's downpour (heh, pun again!), Colette who was following a flea flying around, Kratos who seemed to be in an absent trance, and Lloyd who didn't have any idea what was going on.
"That settles it," Sheena said. "Raine, you get that bed, I get that bed, Presea gets that bed, and Colette gets that one. Kratos, you get that one, and lastly Mithos you get that one."
"What about me, Regal, and Genis?"
"You three have to share with one of them."
"WHAT!" Genis yelled, and nearly died of a heart attack. Then he was fine, but still mad.
"It's either that or the floor."
"Dammit," Lloyd muttered. "Okay, I'll be with-"
"No girls for you, Lloyd."
"Fine! Then-"
"I guess I'll sleep with Raine, seeing she's my sister," Genis said, scowling.
"I'll make an exception," Sheena said with a nod of "okay".
"Then I'll-"
"I'd prefer to be by myself," Mithos said, cutting off Lloyd. "Because...of reasons." His eyes shifted back and forth, yet no one paid attention to his suspicious acts. He sighed.
"Well, how bout-"
"Would it be okay if I sleep with Presea, seeing her bed is rather large," Regal interrupted. This statement made Genis have a look of murder, Sheena stare, Raine sweat drop, Zelos give an odd hoot, Presea look absolutely normal, and everyone of a 50 foot radius scream.
"I have no objections," Presea said.
"It's an icky thought so I'm going to ignore what you do," Sheena said, turning to Lloyd. "Well?"
"...I don't have anyone!"
"Too bad, floor for you."
"No! Not fair! The floor is cold and creepy and I can see under the beds that have monsters and they stare at me with red eyes and sharp teeth and-"
"Fine fine fine! You can sleep with Kratos."
Both stared.
"...NO WAY!"
Sheena blinked comically from the outbursts of both guys. "Um...yes way."
"But he's my dad! That's so wrong!"
"I never agreed to this. The others had a choice."
"Yeah! And he's still my dad!"
"Shut up!" Raine yelled, making both do just as she said. "It's either your dad or monsters, Lloyd! Choose!"
"...whimper."
"WELL?"
"Dad! I choose Dad! Don't let the monsters eat me!"
Zelos looked at Yuan. "Monsters?"
"Ignore him, he's an idiot."
So everyone got into their respected beds. Sheena couldn't get Lloyd to get in the bed until Genis finally bribed him with brownies. Lloyd ate the magically appeared brownies in bed as Kratos rolled on his side, glaring at the wall.
"Why couldn't Colette just sleep on the floor?" Genis asked.
"She may hurt herself," came his sister's response.
"Sis...this bed is so small..." Genis whined, fidgeting.
"Well then, I guess we should test a new potion of mine," Raine said, grinning evilly.
"No!" Genis shouted, causing the rest of the party to jump yet ignore him as he continued. "Last time you made me drink a potion of yours all bad things happened!"
"They weren't THAT bad..."
"I could only eat fruit bats and drink Pepsi for a week." (I don't own Pepsi. Or fruit bats.)
"It was one bad shot. Here just drink it!"
She jugged the potion down his throat. He coughed, sitting up, and continued his coughing fit. Now, everyone stared. Not trying to help him or anything. They just stared as Genis choked on the strange liquid that Raine pulled from nowhere.
And then, the strangest thing happened! Genis began...to shrink! Gaspify!
"OMG I SHRANK GENIS!" Raine screeched in horror. Genis blinked. He was the size of a parakeet, standing on the pillow, bewildered.
"He's the size of a cockatiel." :D
Sheena, whom was closest, smacked her. "The authoress said parakeet, dumbass!"
"Oh okay." :D (I don't even have to type who said this thanks to the smiley! Awesome!)
"Oh great, now what are we going to do with him," Kratos said cynically out of pure annoyance.
Zelos grinned devilishly, making Genis shiver. "Don't let Zelos eat me!"
"Ew, dude, why would I wanna eat YOU!"
"...Then what were you thinking of?"
"Of all the possibilities of making your life miserable at your current height."
"Zelly-san said big words!" :D
"...If I could reach you I would punch you."
"Should I get closer?" :O
"Do you mind?"
"Okay!" :D "Anything for you, Zelly-san!"
"Okay okay, enough!" Kratos snapped. "No moments between you two!"
"Something wrong?" Zelos said, sneering.
"Wrong? I'm in bed with my son. Does that count as wrong!"
The two angels death glared at each other.
"Guys," Genis said, drawing attention to himself. "Need I remind you what happened?"
"What?" Zelos said, confused. "You don't look any different."
"That was mean!"
"I dunno something does look different," Lloyd concurred, though not getting Zelos's sarcasm. "Did you get a haircut?"
"...You're an idiot, Lloyd."
"EVERYONE GO TO BED!" Raine yelled. "We'll deal with this in the morning."
"But-" Genis started.
"NO BUTS! BED NOW!"
And at that, everyone scrambled into their beds but Zelos and Yuan, whom sat on the ground and began to play poker. Lights out.
Day One starts tomorrow. Man, they are screwed.
Suzu: (panting) Man...so long...
Jet: Least you finally updated.
Presea: Improper word usage detected. Correction necessary.
Jet: Huh?
Presea: Proper word use is "updation".
Jet: ...Suzuuuuuu...
Suzu: (staring innocently at the ceiling)
Jet: (sighs) Who ELSE do you have saying non-English words?
Mithos: Dammit, this door is nonunlockable!
Zelos: Don't be stupid, it's very openedable.
Jet: ...
Suzu: ...(starts whistling)
Jet: STOP BEING SUSPICIOUS!
Lloyd: She's suspicalicious!
Jet: ...RAWR! (Attacks Lloyd)
Lloyd: Ah! No way! Ow! Ah! No way! Argh! Pretty good!
All: ...
Suzu: There you have it, people! New chapter eight! I hoped you enjoyed it...I made them share a bed and shrank Genis just as the reviewers asked! Kweh! (Chocobo sound)
Kratos: Shrank him after, like, 5 chapters.
Suzu: It took awhile, shut up!
Kratos: My point.
Zelos: Chocobos go "kweh"? I thought they warked?
Suzu: Kweh is cuter! X3
Colette: Birds are cute. :D
Suzu: ...
Zelos: Please review! Reviewness good! It's...reviewniful...
Jet: STOP MAKING UP WORDS!