Suzu: Chapter nine chapter nine chapter nine chapter nine chap-
Jet: SHUT UP!
Suzu: Meep...UPDATION GUYS! I'm back again to spread the joy in the suffering of our favorite characters in the depth of despair and DOOOOOOOOM. MUWAHAHAHAH!
Jet: ...You're deranged.
Suzu: Undoubtably! And I spelled that right on my first try! Swanky!
Jet: ...Swanky means "rich-looking" or "inclined to show off". You used it in the totally wrong complex. Plus you make up words.
Suzu: And yet I have better English than almost everyone one in my grade.
Jet: The irony...
Suzu: Well, it's up, readers! Chapter nine! Hopefully the chapter that gets onto the first day!
Zelos: You mean we aren't even on the first day?
Suzu: Exactly!
Zelos: ...son of a-
Review Responses! ...rawr.
Streek-has-returned471– Zelos would have been instantly killed. So I decided to pick on Genis. I am cruel! Muwahah!
SnowCrystal– :D That would be scary if Tom smiled like that. I would go insane. Hahah, nah Tom doesn't have a bag over his head...he looks like a regular guy...go play Resident Evil 4! Right now! Run! Your life depends on it! I swear it will scare the CRAP out of you...
Luciado– Soft like a pillow! (Lays on Kratos's hair..somehow...) AH IT'S IN MY EYE! O Oh Martel...
Scorch the hedgehog– You haven't seen anything yet. X3
Lalalalala2– That's what happens when you do what they did! So...don't do what they did. XD
Genis: Why me!
Suzu: You're short. I had to pick on someone short.
Genis: That's mean!
Jet: Wahahah, feel the pain!
Suzu: ...Erm...anyway, yes, SnowCrystal go play Resident Evil 4!
Jet: You said that already.
Suzu: I repeat a lot. You know you love that game.
Jet: Yeah, even after it scared the crap out of me millions of times-
Suzu: See!
Jet: AND how I got REEEEAL close to shooting Ashley in the head form screaming "Leon!" even when I have no idea where she is...it's like she can see me through doors and walls...
Suzu: Erm right...
Jet: AND the chainsaw guys are impossible to kill, I had to snipe them billions of times until they began running after me and I blasted him with a very powered up shot gun before he died...
Suzu: Jet...
Jet: Oh, and there's one part in some stupid maze, that creepy guy said "little pets!" all creepy like, and as I walked along a huge infected dog jumped from no where, then there was three of them, it scared the crap out of me!
Suzu: Jet!
Jet: That painting part was freaky, you shot the painting in the right spots and the glass of wine explodes! Is that even possible? Oh and-
Suzu: JET!
Jet: What?
Suzu: ...and you call ME obsessed.
Jet: I have no obsession! Besides, you're also obsessed with Keel-
Suzu: NO A WORD!
Lloyd: Who's Keel?
Jet: A clumsy pathetic magic using scientist from Eternia-
Suzu: MY KEEL!
Keel: (Appears) What the-
Suzu: Keel-san! (Glomps)
Keel: O.O
Suzu: (Lets go) DISCLAIMER!
Mr DD: Yes Suzu-chan! They do not own Tales of Symphonia nor Tales of Eternia. They do own the school and Tom. Why? Because they are made up from their twisted imagination.
Suzu: Don't call me that!
Jet: We aren't twisted!
Tom: I'm not owned by anyone!
School: Ditto!
Mr DD: Erm...right...
Keel: Start the fic!
Zelos: Amateur. It's ON WITH THE FIC!
Keel: ...
Night loomed over the land and school. Everything was quiet. And creepy.
"Hahah, look at that, Royal Flush!"
"You stupid Chosen, we're playing Blackjack!"
"But you said poker before..."
"I CHANGED MID-GAME! Weren't you paying ANY attention!"
"...no."
"Well, then, this is what happens! Now we have to start ALL over!"
"It's your turn to shuffle anyway."
"W-what? I can't shuffle!"
"Too bad!" The red head chosen literally threw the deck at him. "Shuffle!"
"Argh...screw this I challenge you to a duel!"
"DEAL!"
So they started playing Duel Monsters, aka Monsters and Wizards. Which we don't own. But we do own decks. Whee.
Because almost everyone was asleep, let's skip to morning. Whoosh ahead five or something hours!
"Ugh..." Kratos slowly opened his brown eyes, his vision blurry. He blinked twice. Something big and brown was right in front of him. He snorted slightly as the brown stuff tickled his nose. Hair? Brown hair? Who has brown hair? He thought for a minute, his mind working slowly.
It hit him. He grunted slightly as he focused on his son snuggled uncomfortably close to him, breathing content and very relaxed against Kratos's chest. Kratos's face was completely drained as he stared with horror at Lloyd. Minutes pasted with absolute silence in the nurse's room.
"...Lloyd..." He hissed in a whisper.
"Mrph?" The boy mumbled in his sleep, not opening his eyes yet he was still awake.
"Lloyd!"
"Yeah?"
"Could you please get away from me?"
Lloyd blinked, realizing the situation a little too late. "...AHHHHHHH!" He rolled and fell of the bed, landing with a loud clunk that woke everyone else up. Yeah, they didn't wake from his screaming. Sleep like logs. "AHHHHHHHHH! I'M A PERVERT LIKE ZELOS!"
"Don't call me pervert!" Zelos's snarl sounded from...somewhere.
"Lloyd calm-" Kratos started, getting rather embarrassed from the rest of the party staring at them. He blushes...again! Heart!
"AHHHHH I'M A SINNER A SINNER DAMN ME I SAY!"
"LLOYD!"
"Yes Daddy?" :D
"One, shut up. Two, get that Colette smile off your face. Three, SHUT UP!"
"What's going on?" Sheena grumbled, still half asleep and apparently missed the entire thing.
"You don't wanna know," Raine answered grimly.
"Please forgive me, Daddy!" Lloyd said, jumping back on the bed and hugging Kratos around the waist. Kratos blushed even brighter, his eyebrow twitched violently as did the corner of his mouth, looking deranged. Lloyd had those anime-ish streams of fake tears running down his face, his eyes scrunched shut. "PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!"
"...Fine whatever."
"YAY DADDY LOVES ME AGAIN!" :D
"Get that smile off your face!"
"I'm never gonna have kids," Regal muttered.
"Likewise," said Zelos as he walked towards them from one of the hidden rooms that Nurses have...what don't yours have hidden rooms? . What the hell...
"So now it's the first day?" Genis asked, jumping up and down on the pillow though hardly making a dent in it. Okay, who gave him sugar?
"I lost track," Lloyd answered as Kratos pushed him away.
"Lost track?" Raine repeated angrily. "We slept once, so this is the first day idiot!"
"I wonder if Tom found some place good to sleep?" :D
"Yeah, on a bed of nails or something," Zelos grumbled.
"Let's make breakfast!" Raine snarled. "I guess I'll-"
"NO!" Everyone screamed but Colette.
"Chicken!" :D Colette yelled late after everyone. The rest turned slowly to look oddly at her.
"I'll cook," Mithos volunteered.
"Wouldn't it be best if, like, Regal cooked?" Kratos said, frowning.
"I could actually be used for importance other than brutal torture?" Regal said, his eyes brightening.
"No," Mithos said.
Regal looked down sadly.
"What can I cook?" He opened the fridge door and stared at it. "Hm, fruit and ice packs. Nice."
"I wanna ice pack!" Lloyd shouted, waving his arm high in the air.
"Sure," Mithos replied absently, flinging an ice pack at Lloyd's head, hitting him dead on followed by a grunt of pain and a thud.
"I guess we don't have a choice but to eat some fruit," Sheena said, frowning.
"Well, the angels don't have to eat, including Mithos and Colette," Raine said. "Of course the rest of us do, but not a lot since we have limited supplies." She quickly recounted. "Me, Sheena, Genis, Presea, and Regal. Five."
"It's like we can't keep track of ourselves," Kratos grumbled.
"Where IS Yuan, by the way?" Mithos said, glaring up and Zelos whom shrugged.
"Beats me."
"...weren't you WITH him?"
"Yeah."
"...SO!"
Zelos suddenly sounds just like Max. "Yeah?"
"Argh, no wonder I wanted to kill you!"
"FOOD!" Everyone yelled.
"Yeah!" Zelos added.
Taking the hint Mithos grabbed some fruit, cut it into pieces with knives, and for some reason started to make a fire. Add "somehow" into that sentence too.
"Mithos, are you sure this is a-" Kratos started.
"Shut up, I'm a perfectionist."
"...That's not the right word."
"It is now!"
So he made tomato soup. Heh, not so bad. Don't ask how he made broth. He just did. My dad's a high level food scientist. :D
"TOMATOES!" Lloyd screamed and hid behind Sheena, shivering with fear.
"Lloyd that's my post!" Zelos said, laughing.
Sheena wasn't as pleased. "Stop touching me, or I'll stuff your head in that pot!"
"..." Lloyd let go and stood there silently.
If anyone cares, we are already at six pages. Good Seyfert.
"Who cares!" Kratos snarled.
That's why I said "if anyone cares", spike head!
"Hahah, spike head I like that...I'm calling you that from now on..."
Kratos death glared Zelos.
"Or not..."
"Where is our hot tempered blue boy?" Presea said, looking around for blue b-...Yuan.
"Oh I remember!" Zelos said, grinning and temporality dropping his one word vocabulary of "yeah". "We were playing Duel Monsters, and I beat him four times in a row, and he got all mad and stormed off somewhere."
"...and that helps us figure out his current location...how?" Genis snarled at him.
"Yeah!"
"Rawr!" Genis jumped towards Zelos in rage to attack him like Ferret Lloyd would do. However, being tiny...tinier...Genis missed the Chosen by a long shot and fell to the floor with a splat sound. "Ugh..."
"Ya missed," Zelos stated.
Raine picked up her little brother and put him in her pocket. Heheh, "little" brother. I made a funny! Anyway, it was her shirt pocket. YES she has a shirt pocket. On her...outfit.
"Did Yuan leave the room?" Raine asked Zelos as Genis fumbled in the pocket to pop his head out of the opening...for air...
"Yeah."
"INSOLENCE!"
"Yeah!"
"That isn't good, that murderer is out there," Regal said. Everyone glared daggers at him. "You know...in case anyone...forgot...meep..."
"Who wants tomato soup!" Mithos announced cheerfully.
"ME!" Everyone answered.
"Tomatoes!" Lloyd screamed again adapting the fetal position.
"Chicken!" :D
Everyone looked oddly at her again.
"Chicken is a bird AND a food." :D
"Has anyone noticed that a tomato isn't a fruit?" Lloyd asked. OMG that was totally out of character! REWIND!
"Has anyone noticed that a tomato isn't a fruit?" Sheena asked as she looked at the her filled bowl.
"I just said that!" Lloyd said. Oops, I guess saying rewind doesn't actually make it rewind...
"Is it? I thought all fruits have seeds, and tomatoes have seeds," Zelos said, looking at a whole tomato before eating it like an apple. (Note; IS a tomato a fruit? Everyone tells me different. Oo)
"I said no eating from the angels!" Raine snarled.
"Meep, sorry sorry..."
"Ew, you already bit it, just finish it don't give it to me!"
"Yeah!"
Eight pages!
"SHUT UP!" Kratos yelled towards the ceiling.
Shut up it's great! Both me and my brother cackle.
"...losers."
NOW! Let's see what Yuan is doing.
"What the...is this what they call a gym?"
It says GYM on the door.
Yuan's eyes sparkled at the sight of the basketballs on the floor in a box. "YAY!"
Uh...back to the party...
"Now we have to go save him!"
"But Professor!"
"NO BUTS LLOYD. GET OUT!"
"Um...who is going?"
"...ANGELS! He's a part of your little cult so GO GET HIM!"
Kratos frowned. "Why us? It's not like we care."
"Well...I certainly don't want to, Colette would get lost, Sheena is the only one that knows how to play cards without cheating, Presea is just there, Regal is my slave, and Genis is the size of a parakeet. SO GO!"
"Yes ma'am!" The remaining angels ran out the door and slammed it behind them. Colette ran after the a bit too late, slamming into the door with a sickening crunch. "Ow!" :D
"..."
A sooooooooo...
"This sucks."
"Sure does."
"Like, really sucks."
"Yeah I know."
"It really really sucks."
"I get your point."
"Like really totally absolutely-"
"CHOSEN!"
"I'll be good, Mithos..."
Kratos paused, glancing around, forcing the rest of them behind him to stop as well. "Uh, does anyone have a map?"
"What, are you lost Dad?"
"No...I just want to confirm our current position."
"What?"
"We're lost," Zelos said in simpler context for Lloyd.
"Ooooooh...good job, Dad you got us lost!"
"We are NOT lost!"
"Yeah!"
"Shut up Zelos!"
"Yeah!"
"I hear bouncing," Mithos suddenly said, cupping his ears. "From over there."
The four glanced at each other before floating over there, since they were all too lazy to walk. They came to a large gym, inside was a blue haired half elf bouncing orange balls on the yellow floor and every so often flinging it with awful stance yet still getting it in the basket every time. Cheater.
"Hey Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuan!" Lloyd called. Yuan looked up.
"What do you want?"
The group walked towards him. "Scary Lady asked us to bring you back," Kratos explained.
"I'm assuming Raine?"
"No, Colette. Who do you think?"
"Don't be sarcastic with me, you...you...rock sniffer!"
The party stared at him. Even Kratos was confused, raising an eyebrow.
"What?" Zelos asked, blankly.
"Kratos sniffs rocks!" Yuan announced, randomly going along with his quick thought of nickname.
Kratos snorted. "I do not."
"You do too! And that's your new nickname. HAH!"
"What's with all my stupid nicknames?"
Don't ask me spike head.
"Hahahah, spike head..."
"Shut up, Chosen!"
"Yuan what are you doing here?" Mithos asked, frowning and trying to ignore the weirdness happening.
"Um...stuff. Kratos sniffs rocks!"
"Shut UP! Where the hell did you get that!"
Yuan smirked. "You don't remember the nickname I gave you long time ago that I just recently remembered in this chap-...day?"
"...No..."
FLASHBACK!
A "younger" Yuan was busy poking a "younger" Kratos in the head. Kratos was peeved, sitting cross-legged and tipping slightly from the pokes. Yuan was grinning like an idiot the whole time.
"Kratos sniffs rocks! Kratos sniffs rocks!" Yuan said in a sing-song voice. Then Kratos turned around and punched him in the nose.
END FLASHBACK.
"Now you remember?"
"Well after you showed me a got the picture but...no."
"You're pathetic! And because you punched me I got you back by increasing your bill for your workouts at the gym."
"...is that why it was 54,685,847 gald? I thought that was a random number..."
The others stared. "You have that kind of money?" Mithos said, gapping.
"No I stole it from you."
"..."
"Guys...we should really..." Lloyd started, before freezing. "I hear talking..."
"I don't hear anything," Zelos said.
"It must be his angelic senses," Yuan stated, before pausing. "Wait...then shouldn't we hear it too? Lloyd must be hearing things."
"No! I hear talking and footsteps, and they are coming this way!"
"Pffft, go away and take your bullshit with you." Yuan waved his hand as if shooing him away.
Lloyd growled and pushed the other four angels towards the locker room and shut the door. They all leaned against it to listen. Silence.
"Lloyd you're so-"
"Shhhhhhh!"
Then, they heard it! Talking! Footsteps! Tom! Gasp!
"Ooooooh, I love a new day of sunshine! You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happyyyyyyyyyyyy when I am saaaaaaaaaaad! You'll never know deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeear how much I love you, so please don't take my sunshine awaaaaaaaaaaYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
"..."
"Someone's been lonely for too long," Yuan said with a frown.
"Martel, he was awful!" Mithos said, shaking his head trying to get rid of the ringing in his ears.
"You are my sunshine, my only sunshi-Ow!" The chosen rubbed his head from the punch from Kratos.
"Don't push it."
"Is he leaving?" Lloyd asked. Everyone pressed closer to the door.
"Hmmm, I wonder where they could be? I thought I saw them come over here...I bet they are hiding in the boy's locker room! I mean they can't be in the girl's room, NO ONE is stupid enough to go in there!"
The five gasped and edged away from the door, closing their eyes tightly and covered their heads with their arms. They waited, hearing the footsteps, the opening of a door.
Then the closing of the door.
The five slowly opened their eyes.
The door in front of them remained undisturbed.
"He didn't enter," Mithos pointed out.
Kratos frowned and lowered his arms. "But I heard...what a minute..."
"What, rock sniffer?"
"Don't call me a rock sniffer!"
"Uh no," Mithos said, catching on and his eyes going wide.
"?" The other two looked puzzlingly at each other and Zelos made a strange squeaky sound of glee.
"Can't you see it?" Kratos asked, a forced smile spreading across his face as he began to sweat, narrowing his eyes. "We're...in the girl's locker room."
Long silence.
"Oops," Yuan said meekly. They looked behind them, and instantly fainted.
Suzu: End chapter, muwahahahah!
Jet: You're mean. And random. And...weird.
Zelos: Why the hell would I faint in the girl's locker room?
Suzu: Of...glee?
Yuan: Author-lady are you running out of ideas?
Suzu: No. Just trying out new ways to make your lives miserable.
Kratos: Why am I the one to get everyone lost.
Suzu: Uh, because...
Mithos: Why am I here?
Tom: Why am I singing?
School: Why are you in me?
Party: What the hell?
Suzu: Stop playing 20 questions already!
All: Yes ma'am.
Suzu: Jeez...alright guys, updation! Yay! Everyone is happy!
Zelos: My Dad sucks.
Lloyd: Mine too.
Kratos: Hey!
Jet: ...
Presea: This chapter was...13 pages long.
Jet: Uh, thanks for that...random...information...
Colette: Let us pray to Martel that we will all be safe and Tom shall see the light. :D
Yuan: My urge to slaughter you has risen.
Colette: Oh no:O
Suzu: ...ending now...um, review guys! Reviews are great! I like reviews. They make me happy. Like cookies. And pancakes. And-
Jet: Suzu!
Suzu: Okay okay, Nii-chan! Ehem...UPDATION HAS HAPPENED PLEASE REVIEW BY CLICKING THE REVIEW BUTTON WITH YOUR MOUSE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN. IT WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED. CLICK IT AND WE'LL LOVE YOU. NO NOT REALLY, BUT WE'LL BE HAPPY. SUGGESTIONS FOR TORTURE/GAMES/ANYTHING ELSE THAT YOU CAN THINK OF WOULD BE HELPFUL. I HOPED YOU ENJOYED THIS CHAPTER. HAVE A NICE DAY.
Jet: ...Is there any reason why you suddenly speak like Tabatha?
Suzu: YES.
Jet: ...
Suzu: (waves) See ya next time everybody! Stay alert for the next chapter on Trapped in School!
Jet: I wonder how long THAT will take.
Suzu: (smack!) Insolence!
Jet: Ow!