Suzu: Updation rocks!

Jet: That word is SO worn out.

Suzu: I could care less. Sorry for the LONG wait!

Jet: Shows just how lazy you are...

Suzu: Perfect fit, isn't it. Time for review updations! Sweee!

Quickie: Kweeeeee!

Suzu: I said 'sweee' stupid!

Quickie: ...kwee kweee...

Luciado–EAT DA MONKEY! ...BREAD! .

SnowCrystal–Blue's my favorite color too! I'm an awesome guesser. No not really, I'm lying. Oops. Anyway...oranges are scary weapons! AHHH!

Lalalalala2–Thankies!

Jet: Woot. A whole three.

Suzu: It's a pleaser, Nii-san.

Max: Yeah!

Jet: Oh son of a-

Farah: KILL ANNOYING PEOPLE! (Kills Max...with her feet)

All: Yaaay!

Reid: Good job, Farah!

Farah: (winks) Tee hee.

Jet: ...

Suzu: Hey, Keele, I found anime pictures of you!

Keele: A girl's talking to me! (Hides face in a book)

Suzu: ...

Meredy: Meredy's happy to be in a fiction she doesn't belong in!

Jet: You don't belong anywhere until you speak actual English...Japanese...both.

Meredy: You bet!

Jet: (kills little animals)

All: O.o

Mr DD: (walks in drunk) Heeeeeeeyrrrrrrrr!

All: O.o

Zelos: What up m'man?

Mr DD: Nuttin much, dawg.

All: O.o

Suzu: Do the disclaimer already!

Mr DD: (completely sober) Okay! These dorks here don't own ToS or ToE or Animal House or anything mentioned here at all. Namco doesn't own these dorks either. So it's even.

Jet: Can't you just call us by our NAMES?

Mr DD: Of course not, are you crazy?

Jet: (growls) Getting there...

Zelos: Can I do it now?

Suzu: Sure why not.

Zelos: ON WITH FIC HIIIIYOOOOOO!

"I think he's serious this time." Hey isn't that a quote from Animal House?

"No really, Yuan. What ever gave you that idea?"

"Can we have a toga party?"

"NO CHOSEN. You really think we can afford that?"

"...I can ask women to give me money...with my amazingly crappy compliments..."

"Apparently they have low self-esteem."

Kratos was an angry fellow at the moment. Why do you ask? Weren't you paying attention to the last chapter? If you feel lost, click the back button on the top of your screen and read over Chapter 10 again. If you're alright, you get a cookie and can continue reading. If you need help, go read some self-though-really-not-self-help books. I love George Carlin for those who got that joke.

Anyway, back to Kratos not being happy. Yuan was his evil self, Mithos was trying to look mean but was just too cute and chibi-ish, and Zelos was...being Zelos. Lloyd was still sleeping. And there was Todd standing in front of them with-

"It's TOM!" Tod-...Tom snarled angrily. "Come on, you MADE MY NAME!"

Oh right. I own you. Anyway before I was RUDELY (glares daggers at Tommy)...interrupted, I was saying 'with a huge sword like weapon in which"-

"Sword like weapon?" Mithos asked, blinking. "It's not sword-LIKE. It's just a sword. Period."

Okay, one more interruption and you'll all be smitten by my ability to cause mass destruction. May I continue?

"Yes ma'am," they all recited like obedient puppy dogs.

That's what I thought. (Ahem) With a huge sword in which he held threateningly close to their necks. A sneer spread across the murderer's twisted face, evil glinting in his cold dark eyes with a craving for blood and death. A dark feeling held over our heros, overwhelming them with the intense pressure that their death was staring them in the eyes, that the end of the gate was near, and they had no way to avoid their shadowy doom that awaited them...

"Um...Authoress-sama?" Mithos asked all innocently.

What?

"...I believe you're getting a tad too much into it."

Oh right. Sorry bout that. Shall we carry on? Excellent.

"Hah! You don't scare me!" Yuan said, his usual cocky self.

"Right what are you gonna do?" Tom said, frowning. "Hate to point it out, but your blue hair isn't all that intimidating."

"FEAR MY HAIR DAMMIT!"

"It actually makes you more girly," Kratos said, being able to keep his hot straight face.

"Hey! YOU wear lavender!"

Kratos looked away in shame. "It's purple..." He muttered meekly.

"I wear pink!" Zelos shouted for no particular reason.

This is where Zelos gets kicked down the stairs. Lucky for him and a disappointment for the others, there weren't any stairs around. DAMN!

So they did the next best thing. THEY SET HIM ON FIRE! WAHAHAHAH! No not really. That would have been cool though.

So they did the NEXT best thing. They completely ignored him. You know, until later. Maybe when he's sleeping or something they'll...spray paint his body or something totally destructive that'll curse his life forever and ever and ever...and ever. Yeah and ever.

Anyway. OMG my big brother has control now of their lives! Gasp! Sucks for them to be in his mutated ideas of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

Editors note- Jet: It's my personal job to make all of your lives private hell.

Yugi: What about us?

Jet: SHUT UP YOU'LL GET YOURS! Right now I have bigger idiots to fry. Namely a chosen who will get thrown off a cliff.

Three angels, an idiot, and a baka that's sleeping. Lots to work with here.

A boy genius going through puberty, a controlling bitch, a manipulating bitch, a girl who acts like robot, and chore boy. Oh I forgot, love freak. Another one who will be thrown screaming angel feathers from a helicopter. On fire. Cause I say so. Stay alive after that, wench!

Who to choooooose first? Let's torture the latter first. The moron crew are too busy trying to keep themselves from becoming fresh burger meat. Like they could find their own asses if they weren't attached. (Zelos: Where's my ass!)

Everyone sitting around, minding their own business. The room was so quiet that you could hear Sheena's fart echo, at which they all just stared at her until she walked over and punted the table into a wall, almost taking out Genis's head, because it is so damn big. So everyone went back to their own business. Genis was trying to cover up the large wet spot just made recently in his pants (the boy just had a brush with death and shook his hand. His pride has died.), Colette was wondering if now would be a good time to cast sacrifice, like it actually does something (BUT SHE DOES IT ALL THE FREAKING TIME), Presea was staring out the window in a daze, Raine was trying to come up with more rules that will help make her supreme dictator of the world a.k.a the biggest bitch ever, Sheena was on the verge of going nuts and killing everyone with ninja jutsu, and Regal was curled up in the corner like a stray puppy with bruises and cuts all over him from Raine's brutal "obedience training". Suddenly, Sheena got fed up with being stuck in a abandoned building with a group of morons and jerks.

"We need to get out of here," said Sheena. Everyone else gave her the No shit look and went back to their pathetic lives. Of course, ignoring her will only make her angrier and more psychotic. Then she started to check the walls, looking at each one throughly.

This confused the hell out of everyone else and it suddenly got everyone's attention, because they all knew full well that Sheena was not above blowing up the entire building and killing everyone if it meant getting what she wanted. Eventually, Genis asked, "Uh, Sheena, what exactly are you planning?"

Sheena turned around slowly and a evilllll grin flashed across her face. "I am making a plan, so stop asking stupid questions and help," she told him. Genis had no idea what her plan was or what he was supposed to be doing, but he didn't question it, as he is only 12 and has no interest of getting murdered by one of his "friends" (Oh, silly Genis. No one likes you.). He turned to Regal and asked, "Hey, can't you use your hands to blow through the bars or something?"

Regal stared at him and then barked.

Genis was startled, watching Regal intently. Regal paced on all fours for a minute and then curled up into a ball. Genis suddenly realized that his sister was much more demented than he had first realized. In fact, he might be the only sane one left, and the only one who could help him without going hostile was Presea. This filled him with a little hope, but not much.

He walked over to her and asked, "Presea, do you have any ideas on how we can escape this place?" She kept staring blankly out the window into nothingness, apparently thinking a parallel world was going to collide with the present world, destroying everything. But that's just silly, it could never happen, right?

Raine stood up and demanded, "Everyone, we have to stay here and serve out our sentence. We broke this land's rules, and the punishment was delivered by a court of law. We have to go along with it. This isn't so bad anyway. So everyone shut up and sit down."

Sheena put her hands on her hips and yelled, "Yea, well this place sucks, and there was nothing in the sentence about being locked up with a crazed lunatic who wants to kill us for no reason. I am getting out of here if I have to destroy the building to do it or sacrifice any of you." Genis really didn't like the way she was looking at him.

"But you can't harm us. We're friends!" said Colette with a :D (WHAT THE HELL IS THIS! IT LOOKS LIKE IT EATS BABIES!). Apparently, she doesn't like being left out of a conversation.

Without turning around, Raine backhanded her in the face.

Colette whimpered, saying "I'm sorry, I must of done something wrong." Raine then turned around and said, "You're damn right you did. The adults are talking here about your future. Or your lack of it."

Sheena then used this opening to attack Raine, therefore starting the biggest catfight ever recorded on Symphonia.

Genis knew he was doomed.

Meanwhile, we go to the other idiots.

Everyone is running really fast. Like running away from the cops or another crappy chick flick fast.

Zelos looked behind him and said "I think we lost him!"

So the rest of the group looked back to see if Zelos was right for once in his life. That's a big mistake when your fate is in my hands.

Then they all ran into a wall simultaneously.

So now there are two angels swearing on the ground, Zelos is bleeding so much his face is the same color as his hair, Yuan is just laying there, and Lloyd is still fast asleep.

"If I run into one more wall, someone is going to die," said Kratos. He got up and kicked Lloyd in the head. Nothing. Then he poked him with his sword. Still Nothing. Then he cast Judgement, and set Zelos on fire.

Yuan said, "You missed Lloyd," while watching Zelos run around, on fire, yelling and rolling around on the ground. Kratos turned to Yuan and shrugged, saying "Oh well, no harm done," just as Zelos ran a desk, setting that on fire.

Then the sprinkling system activated, and within moments the entire room was drenched.

So now we have a bunch of tired, beaten up angels/idiots who all have concussions. And guess what. Lloyd was woken up by the sprinkling system.

Lloyd opened his eyes in a dizzy way, sitting up and looked around him. He found himself sitting in the middle of a circle of four very peeved angels, drenched from the top strand of their weird hair to the soles of their shoes. And they were pissed.

"Hi guys," he responded, not completely catching what was going on, a big grin spread across his doofus expression. "Is it raining?"

No one said anything. Kratos simply reached out and fwapped the poor boy across the back of his head. Heh, fwapped, that word rocks. Even though it isn't a word.

(Jet: Okay that's it, I'm tired.

Suzu: Tired! I had to do the other 10 chapters!

Jet: Yeah? Do the eleventh. Chao.)

Keh. Anyway...

"So I guess the murderer guy isn't following us anymore," Mithos said as he glanced back. The four of them were still sitting in the circle as the sprinkler system turned off, still leaving them all dripping wet. But, they were clean. That's a plus, right?

"No I guess not," came the rather cynical sounding answer of Yuan, standing up and tried to brush the water drops off of him vainly. He reached back, twisting his long ponytails like wet clothing, squeezing the water from the blue strands.

Oh how wrong they were.

"RAWR SAYZ ME!11" Shocked beyond silence the band spun around, standing behind them was the murderer guy, breathing heavily from running and a twisted sneer on his face, clutching in his hand was an orange. Yes, you heard me, an ORANGE.

"Awww, man, why now of all times!" Yuan yelled, before his eyes were caught on the weapon the guy was carrying. "Um, and why are you carrying an orange?"

"I shall...uh..." Tom thought for a minute before raising the orange dramatically. "I shall burn your eyes out with the acid! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

"..."

"You may have heard this before, but you're an idiot," Kratos said bluntly, staring at the madman in a disgusted way. All of their disgusted expression rose as Tom sniffed and began crying insanely on the ground, banging his right fist against the floor like some spoiled child who didn't get the candy he wanted. In other words, my brother. (Gets thwaked) Ouch!

"...you broke down over a stupid insult like that?" Mithos asked Tom, raising an eyebrow.

"Even I'm not that weak!" Lloyd said, hands on his hips and he began to chuckle like a demented...cat. Zelos frowned at the idiotic boy.

"Lloyd you aren't helping yourself."

"It's just...just...I'm cursed." Tom sniffed again.

They stared. "Cursed?" Mithos repeated awkwardly.

"Yes, you see, if I don't kill at least five people, the curse will swallow me up forever. Ironically, they never gave me an actual time limit."

"...they," Kratos said in comment, obvious that he wanted to know who 'they' was.

Tom didn't catch it. "Yeah, they."

The auburn haired swordsman raised his right fist. "Who's THEY."

"Oh right. I, uh...hell I dunno. Just go with me here."

"What's the curse?" Zelos asked in curiosity. "Is it like, an air void in your hand that will soon devour you and passes along your children and stuff?"

"...no. That's stupid."

Miroku appeared out of no where with a BAM. "Let's see YOU live with it!" He roared, stomping on the poor man's back for a whole minute before randomly disappearing again.

Total silence.

"So anyway, what's this curse?" Zelos repeated as if he totally missed what just happened.

Lloyd bent down next to the murderer, whom was laying flat on his face, and poked his cheek. "He's not moving. I think he's unconscious."

"Or dead." Yuan's tone seemed a little too gleeful.

"No, he's breathing."

"I can fix that."

"Hold on," Kratos cut in, causing Yuan to stop in his tracks. "He says he's cursed right? That must explain why he's trying to murder us."

"So he just goes out and murders five random people? Real humane," Mithos muttered.

"Well you did try to wipe the entire world from existence to "save" your dead sister."

"...point taken."

"I wonder what the curse is?" Zelos, well, wondered.

"Let's just take him back to the others."

"TAKE him back? You mean hostage?"

Kratos pulled out some rope that seemed to just appear out of thin air, holding it firmly with two hands, grinning a grin they didn't like. "Of course."

Suzu: Tah! Dah! Tah! Dah!

Jet: What are you doing?

Suzu: Saying 'tah' and 'dah' over and over. :D

Jet: O...kay...

Tom: I'm gonna be tortured, aren't I?

Suzu: Naaaaah. I save that for Regal.

Regal: Woof!

Jet: (raises eyebrow) I think Raine went a BIT too far.

Suzu: Do you care?

Jet: I never said that.

Lloyd: Question. What's with the Inuyasha random popup?

Suzu: I love Houshi-sama, that's why.

Jet: Or the torture the poor guy goes through, right?

Suzu: Osuwari.

Jet: (FWAM!) WTF!

Suzu: Osuwari!

Jet: (FWAM!) WTF AGAIN!

Suzu: (evil grin) Didn't you notice that rosary around your neck I borrowed from Kaeda-bachan?

Jet: Yeah...

Suzu: So whenever I say 'osuwari', the tug of the necklace pulls you forward flat on your face.

Jet: (FWAM!)

Suzu: Like that.

Jet: (snarls) Inu-otaku...

Suzu: (eyes glint)

Jet: (meeps) I said nothing!

Zelos: (slaps face) Gwad...Review please...