Suzu: Chapter 12? Already?

Jet: Whaddya mean 'already'?

Suzu: Well...it feels like it went by so fast!

Jet: You mean this is the last chapter?

Suzu: Are you kidding! Hell no!

Jet: (mumbles) Dammit.

Suzu: Hey! I've got a new slave to do the disclaimer! Therefore, DD, you're fired.

Mr DD: You can't do that!

Suzu: And why not?

Mr DD: Because I was never employed in the first place!

Suzu: ...good point. Therefore, you're simply kicked out. Get lost.

Mr DD: No way!

Suzu: Leave!

Mr DD: No way!

Suzu: Go away!

Mr DD: No way!

Suzu: Arrrgh!

Mr DD: No way!

Suzu: Fine! Stay there and be useless! (Ahem) Miroku-sama, the disclaimer?

Miroku: Wait, what?

Suzu: Do the disclaimer.

Miroku: ...I'm not getting paid am I?

Suzu: Of course you...are.

Mr DD: I was never paid!

Suzu: Because I never gave you the job.

Mr DD: ...damn.

Jet: Are we all done yet?

Suzu: First, Review Responses. BEEP! ...oh wait. (Pushes button) THERE we go.

Luciado: ... :D

Quiet-man-writing–Arigato, and sorry if the Colette bashing annoys you...but I really hate her THAT MUCH that I can't stop being mean to her. It's taken me five times of beating the game and she still loves me. How can I hate her smile? I hate looking at her, so how could I not?

Lallyzippo–Lovey Dovey Lollipop! XD

Suzu: Kay, NOW we can do the disclaimer.

Miroku: That's my job, right?

Suzu: YES.

Miroku: Well then, Suzu-chan will you bear my child?

Suzu: ...Sango-chan?

Sango: (FWAM! Goes the Hiraikotsu against Miroku's head)

Miroku: (is unconscious)

Jet: Well, crap. She killed him.

Suzu: (poke poke) No, he's just unconscious. Therefore, Sango-chan?

Sango: (grins proudly) Suzu and Jet do not own ToS, or even Inuyasha or any other things that appear randomly here. Except themselves, Tom, and even the school, unless there really is a school like this somewhere in this odd world, they don't own it.

Jet: ...least she used our names.

Zelos: ON WITH FICCY! YAAAAAY!

"..."

"Well?" Kratos said, frowning in an irked way. He stood while everyone else was kneeling around Tom's limp body, looking down at them with his arms folded. The angels had all made it back to the others in the Nurse's Office, and to their relief, by the boarded window they could see light fading. YES! Onto the first night! Sing happily! It's the first night, right? I'm already losing time...

"Well what?" Raine asked dumbly, staring blankly at the Seraphim.

"About...him!" Kratos pointed to Tom's body. Which now, was tied up and still unconscious from the random beatings of Miroku's foot. Strangely, the angels didn't question the random appearance of the monk, nor did the others question about how Tom ended up like this. Frankly, they felt like they didn't want to know.

"Let's burn him!" Genis shouted, jumping up and down on Raine's shoulder like a sugar happy chickadee. Yes, we had forgotten that he was no larger than a parakeet last chapter. It's all Nii-san's fault, blame him.

Jet: HEY!

Zelos shrugged. "I'm okay with that," he said bored, before moving his hand to fondle Sheena. He never made it, but did receive red hand mark on his cheek anyway just for trying.

"According to what he told you, he's cursed?" Raine asked, even though the angels just recited Tom's story 10 minutes ago. And, they've been staring blankly at his body ever since.

"YES," Kratos responded in a hissed snarl through clenched teeth, annoyed Raine's short attention span.

"Cursed with what?" Sheena asked as Zelos whined over the red hand print burning his cheek.

"He never told us. Frankly, I don't think he knows himself."

"So..." Raine decided to be a smarty pants, like usual. Or be like on some anime shows where they figure out everything that's happening in an episode thanks to one small thing. "You mean perhaps this 'they' never really cursed Tom!"

"But then why would he say he's cursed?" Lloyd didn't get it. Frankly, he wasn't alone, everybody blankly stared at the Professor.

Raine smacked him for his stupidity, and everyone else were just happy it wasn't them. "Baka! 'They' could have tricked Tom into thinking he has some nonexistent curse!"

"But...why would they do that?" Lloyd still didn't get it, nor learned his lesson last time, receiving another painful bump on his head.

"It's a wonder how you survived 17 years! Why do you think 'they' put us in this random school instead of a real jail?" Every time she said 'they', she put a lot of emphasis on it, indicating that it was an important clue that frankly no one else either noticed or gave two craps about.

"Because it sucks more than jail does?" Yuan tried, getting a 'ding ding ding!' for his clever answer. And a new car, which he wouldn't have known how to drive, so it was taken away from him.

"Perhaps. And, where they put us is this random guy claiming to be 'cursed'. He doesn't have an Exsphere, so he CAN'T be REALLY cursed." The party all nodded in agreement. Actually, they felt this wasn't true, but it was better just to agree with her.

"So you're saying someone tricked Tom into thinking he's cursed in order to kill us." Sheena frowned. "But then why would he be commanded to kill only 5 people instead of 11?"

"Stop with the stupid questions and just agree with my freaking thought!" Raine snarled, however unlike most other people this only made Sheena pissed off too, snarling like dogs at each other and flashing their sharp talon-like fingernails. They also pulled off an Inuyasha by slightly twitching their fingers and cracking them with ease. They'll have some bad arthritis...

"I wonder who's trying to kill us NOW?" Genis muttered, and instantly the party, even Yuan and Kratos, all glared at Mithos. The blonde angel whistled innocently and kicked a little pebble that happened to be there, inside a school. I dunno if that comma was completely necessary (I still didn't spell it right...) but you know...we both are comma happy. :3 I give my English Teachers seizures.

"It doesn't matter! We'll just hack em down!" Lloyd proposed with a broad grin on his face.

"That would be fun, if we had something to hack them down with," his father stated, watching as Lloyd fell face first in an anime fall, his right foot twitching twice.

Everyone strained to think of an answer to this. Not to the anime fall, to Kratos's statement.

"What about Tom's weapons?" Presea asked in her monotone creepiness. The party all shivered a bit before pondering this.

"Yeah, he always has random weapons of mass destruction! Let's get his stuff!" Zelos said blissfully. I almost forgot he existed. Oops.

"But where is his stuff?" Genis asked, hopping up and down again on Raine's shoulder as if he had a sudden random sugar rush. ADHD, ADHD, ADHD! Apologies to whom may have ADHD. Anyway, I don't own ADHD...that would be weird and I would be God.

"You AREN'T God?" :O Colette sounded impressed. Or shocked. I didn't really care.

Uh...no.

"So you are Martel?" :D

No...

"But we have the Goddess in all our hearts!" :D "Yay!"

STABSTABDEATH

"OMG!" Lloyd screamed. "Colette just died from an invisible force!"

Everyone looked at the bloody heap that used to be the blonde klutz. (Apologizes to Colette lovers...I know there are a few of you out there...but I sincerely, absolutely loathe her. :3)

"That invisible force has a pretty damn sharp knife." Yuan's face looked quite evil at the sight of blood, making a distorted grin. Lloyd turned from his de-...injured friend and suddenly was more concerned about Yuan.

"OMG!" He screamed again. "Yuan looks distorted!"

Lloyd was then zapified! XD

"So now what?" Kratos asked. Kratos wasn't a very good father, letting his son get brutally electrocuted...but whatever.

"We should find Tom's base," Regal said, sitting up from his sleeping place in the corner somewhere.

"I know! Let's find Tom's stash and steal his crap!" Zelos exclaimed loudly as Regal looked down in shame that he was ignored.

And so starts the awesome adventure of complete stupidness! Yaaaay!

But first, a meanwhile, cause we haven't had one of those in a while now.

So...meanwhile...

"I suppose that idiot Tom has failed again, eh?"

"Yes. He even gave away that there are more than just one of us."

"What? How dare he...wait a minute, how do you know that he did that?"

"Camera surveillance."

"Nice. Those are awesome, people NEVER shoot them out or anything."

"Shut up, you fools! Tom has failed us...therefore, we might need to take matters into our own hands..."

"..."

"No, stupid, I don't want black coffee! You know I don't even like any type of coffee!"

"..."

"Don't apologize either, I can't stand it. Why, yes, Sake is fine."

"Kyeh heh heh heh heh! Soon, darlings, those five angels will be ours...and we shall finally reign again!"

"MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" They all laughed evilly.

At the same time...

"Hey, did you just hear a really evil laugh?" Mithos asked, looking around as they wandered the halls...in a non-lost way. Or at least trying not to look lost. "It even sounded more evil than MINE!"

"Then you're defiantly hearing things," Kratos said, watching in annoyance as Zelos walked in front of the group with his right hand on the right wall.

"You know, I'm starting to doubt this whole 'right hand on wall' legend..." Sheena snorted as she glared fiercely. "Beings the right wall has been going around in a complete circle."

"Square, more like it!" The Chosen called back with a bright smile. Sheena, being third in the pack behind the skipping Colette whom was still bleeding from her beating earlier, ran up and slapped the red head clean in the back of the head. Sango has competition. Of course Sheena came no where near her, yet Colette tripped anyway.

"I found something." :D

"The tripping works again," Raine said, frowning with annoyance that Colette was actually right. She had tripped over a little hinge, indicating that there was a trap door there.

"At least she smashes her face into the ground every time." Kratos smirked as he remembered the countless times that Colette bashed her face into the ground as Lloyd felt around for some sort of handle.

"I do find it funny that we must have passed this place four times and have just found this here," Sheena said, watching Lloyd struggle with no intention of helping him.

"Dammit! I dunno how to open it! It's like that damn hatch in Lost!" If I owned Lost, it would suck. But I don't, which makes it the most awesome show ever! Everyone catch the third season this October! Whoo!

"So let's blow it up!" Yuan was proud of his idea, except that it contained violence...which was overly expected of the blue haired angel.

Raine shook her head. "Don't be stupid, we don't have anything to blow it up. And look at us. How many of us would survive carrying bombs?"

"We could use the Sorcerer's Ring," Presea suggested.

"Like we have that anymo-HOLY CRAP! We still have that thing!" She raised her finger, staring at the ring. "I completely forgot about it! And why do I have it?"

"Good question, it always appears on everybody's finger at random times...I always wondered about that..." Lloyd muttered.

"It teleports." :D "I teleport too!" Yuan would have conserved his mana like a smart person, but he felt compelled to be violent, thus electrified her brutually.

"I hope this works." Raine pointed the ring at the trap door and...did...whatever was needed to activate the Sorcerer's Ring. A little fire ball smacked against the door, but that was really it.

"Oh, jeez, I could've done that!" Genis said as he jumped around again, only this time on Lloyd's shoulder.

"Lemme fix it!" Yuan grabbed the ring and began gnarling it with his teeth, smashing it on the ground and stomping on it, electrocuting it, and all other violent stuff you can see him doing. The rest all just stared as Yuan performed his acts of aggression. He finally handed it back to Raine. "There. It should work now."

Raine activated it, and a huge fireball blasted from it and engulfed the wooden trap door in a bonfire. Everyone scrambled back instantly except Colette, whom stood there with her big smile even as she proceeded to be brutally burned.

"Fire's hot!" :D

The magic users all used water spells to put the fire out. The trap door wasn't a door anymore, it was just a big burned hole in the ground. Lloyd was shaking with excitement.

"Let's go!" He shouted as he jumped in.

"Oh yeah, let's jump in the hole in the ground, great idea," Sheena muttered sarcastically but didn't have much of a choice...everyone had already left her behind. "Kuso, that was quick."

Meanwhile...those people talking before haven't even gone anywhere...

"Hey! Those kids have found the trap door! I KNEW we should have hidden it better!"

"It's not MY fault Ryuuk wanted a trap door in the floor."

"Silence! I am enjoying my freaking Sake so none of you make any more unneeded noises!"

"..."

"Kotsu is right, we should leave before they find us."

"Kyeh heh heh! Screw that, I wanna destroy them limb from limb!"

"You mean rip them limb from limb, Ashura?"

"Whatever! MUST KILL THEM! KILLLLL! KIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL!"

"..."

"Good idea! Let's face them off one by one and eliminate them!"

"But why not just kill them all together?"

"Cause I'm freaking competitive, okay?"

And so...now I remember why I hate meanwhiles...

"It smells like fish down here." Zelos put his hand over his nose.

"That may be because there IS fish down here," Genis said, now riding on Zelos shoulder.

"Don't you be sm-hey, wait a minute, aren't you bigger than before?"

Everyone who cared about Genis's growing turned to see. He did grow, he was about the size of Shippo now.

"YAY I'M GROWING! I'm a BIG kid now!"

"Genis never say that again," Lloyd ordered, staring with his left eye twitching.

"Kyeheheheh! I'm surprised you have made it this far, kiddies!"

The party all instantly covered their ears. "Holy Goddess Martel! That voice...is goddamn AWFUL!" Mithos cried out, grinding his teeth.

"Hell yeah! I wanna rip my ears out!" Zelos agreed, lurching over while holding onto his head, his eyes snapped shut.

A tall ugly looking woman with a witch's nose and long green hair frowned at the party's suffering. "What the heck? I didn't even do anything yet. Oh well, kyeh heheh, SUFFER!"

"Oh God, someone make her shut up!" Lloyd clawed at his ears. "My head's gonna explode!"

"It makes me want to murder little bunnies and chickens!" Yuan snarled, straining to open one eye.

"Yuan..." Even Presea, though standing perfectly fine, seemed ready to fall on the ground and bash her head open. "You always feel the need to murder little bunnies and chickens."

"...oh...well, I want to murder MORE little bunnies and chickens!"

"Witch Lady-san can't sing!" :D

The woman glared. "I ain't no witch lady!" Everyone screamed as she continued, louder. "My name is Ashura!"

"Yeah, Acorna, whatever, just stop talking!" Raine pleaded in agony. Hey this is kinda fun.

"Not Acorna, Ashura!"

"ARRRRRRRRGHHH!" Everyone groaned and moaned and...whimpered.

"Woof!" Regal barked.

TO BE CONTINUED!

Regal: Whoo! I got the last line!

Jet: Battles? YAY! I like violence! Battles fun! MUST BATTLE STUFF!

Suzu: ...you're weird...

Jet: BATTLE! (Stabs rock)

Suzu: Muwahah! It's been forever, but I completed the 12th chapter! Everyone rejoice and dance and pour drinks and smash barrels, whoooooo!

Jet: It's about time you finished another chapter.

Suzu: I was...busy. I gotta new puppy:3 He's a black Shih-tzu. Kawaii! His name is Sammy.

Jet: I'm surprised a lazy ass person like you can take care of Stupid...

Suzu: Osuwari!

Jet: (FWAM) ARRRGH! You're an ass.

Suzu: Osuwari.

Jet: (makes crater) ARRRGH! (Twitch twitch)

Suzu: Humor violence is fun! (Scares random passerby) Rawr!

Tom: (sniffsniff) Where did I go? I disappeared! Oh well, I'll appear...next chapter! Be happy all you Tom fans! (cricket cricket) ...um...don't sound too enthused...

Suzu: Review, please. :D