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Padfoot you should really listen to Slughorn

Huh, what is happening here, Moony sending a note?

I am a Marauder Padfoot

Yeah but...you're sending a note!

Yes me, Moony the boring Marauder, is sending you a note.

Moony! Don't say that about yourself!

Well...it's true.

Moony? Are you depressed?

A little.

Why?

Because I'm Moony.

Ah, the Moony thing.

Yes, the Moony thing.

You should really get over that.

You're so helpful.

You know what I mean.

What are you guys talking about.

Moony, and his Moony problems.

Oh, the Moony thing.

Why do you keep calling it the Moony thing?

What else should we call it? Post-transformation depression?

You can call it the Moony thing.

So...Prongs what is your advice to Moony?

To get over himself.

You're both horrible consolers.

Moony! How could you say that!

We love you!

You're a wonderful person!

And very smart!

You deserve to have friends!

We dont't care about your furry little problem!

And neither does Dumbledore!

Snape does though!

But Snape is a insufferable git!

He sure is!

The greasy snake!

Big-nosed bastard!

How come you guys always end up insulting Snape?

Because it's fun!

And so are you!

It's okay guys. I'm feeling better.

Happy again Moony?

Very.

Padfoot and Prongs the consolers!

If you need consoling, just owl Padfoot and Prongs!

We care!

We should really pay attention now Slughorn is looking at us strangely.

He really is, isn't he.

Look at that face!

I'm trying to hold in my breath but it's not working!

Me too, I could get a giggle-attack any second now!

Can you stop calling it a giggle-attack?

Why?

Have you ever seen Padfoots reaction toit?

Ohw...I get it, I will never say it again.

And Padfoot will never breathe again.

Doesn't seem like it.

Giggle-attack!

Oh Merlin, this is going to take a while.

It sure is.

Slughorn is looking at us stangely again.

I won't be surprised if he would send us to Dumbledore's office.

Giggle-attack!

I think Padfoot is losing it.

We should send him to St.Mungo's

We really should.

We can use the fireplace in Dumbledore's office.

We're going to be there in a couple of seconds anyway if Padfoot doesn't stop giggling.

Slughorn is really giving us a glare now, it can almost rival Snape's!

I'm already looking forward to seeing Dumbledore.

Dumbledore, here we come!

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