Chapter 15- The Shopping Spree continues

Liz was looking at clothes in the girls section. She picked up a pink shirt and stared at it for a moment before letting it fall to the floor, "God, I hate pink…" she mumbled.

Then she left the girls section and went to the boys section and started looking at band shirts, "Awsm!" she shouted as she picked up a Rolling Stones shirt.

Knuckles spotted her and walked up to her, "Why are you in the boys section?" He asked.

Liz looked at him, "Why aren't you looking for kitchen stuff?" she asked.

"Because I'm scared of Rouge." He said, "Why'd you give her a tazer?"

"Because it's funny…" Liz said.

"Well, not for me!" Knuckles shouted.

"Ah, you'll get over it." Liz said as she picked up a Led Zeppelin shirt identical to the one she had on.

Then Amy and Tails appeared with a list of numbers, "Hi Liz. We couldn't fit the stuff in a cart so we just wrote down all the numbers." Amy said.

"Perfect. You guys can go look for stuff now." Liz said taking the paper.

Amy and Tails skipped off holding hands and singing the muffin man song… no, I'm just kidding, Amy ran off towards the girl section and Tails ran off towards the tool section. (A/N: WALMART HAS ALL!)

Liz stuffed the paper into her pocket and put her shirts in the cart with the bathroom stuff and pushed them down the aisle, "What do you expect me to do for you Knuckles?" Liz asked, "Take away the tazer? I gave it to her as a gift, I can't take it back!"

"Well, could you at least hide me?" Knuckles asked.

"Knuckles! How dare you ask me to show favoritism! As an authoress I have no right to display favoritism for any of the characters." Liz said.

"What? You try to kill Sonic on a daily basis and you gave Rouge a tazer… if that's not favoritism then I don't know what is!" Knuckles shouted.

"Knuckles… you just have to accept the fact that we all want to see you get fried by Rouge." Liz said, then she smiled at Knuckles and left him behind.

Knuckles just stood there and scowled, "This isn't fair!" he shouted after her.

Then Rouge came around the corner chasing a worker with the tazer, "You come back here and tell me the price now!" she shouted.

Then she spotted Knuckles and tazed him instead. Knuckles fell to the ground twitching again. Rouge laughed and tazed him again.

Sonic came up the aisle and saw Rouge tazing Knuckles, "Rouge, cut that out. You're gonna kill him."

"Really?" she asked hopefully.

Sonic took the tazer and glared at her, "Stop that!" he shouted.

Sonic looked at the tazer in his hands and had an evil thought, "And just to show you a lesson, I'm gonna take this!" he said.

"No! What if I have to zap him again!" Rouge said.

"Then you can just kick him." Sonic said then he ran off down the aisle.

Rouge looked down at Knuckles twitching on the floor and smiled, then she started kicking him with her iron plated boots.

Sonic had run around the store twice but he didn't see her anywhere…

"Hi Sonic!" he heard.

He spotted Amy running towards him, "Hi Amy." He said.

"What're you doing here in the girls section?" she asked.

"Uh… nothing." Sonic said hiding the tazer, "Hey, have you seen Liz?"

"Well, you won't find her here." Amy said gesturing to all the pink on the walls, "You should look in the boys section, that's where I last saw her."

"Thanks Ames!" Sonic said, then he ran off.

Amy stood there watching him go, then she gasped, "He called me 'Ames'! HE LOVES ME!" she screamed with joy. Then Amy fainted.

Sonic came upon Hannah pushing a cart with Shadow in it down another aisle.

"Been ranting again Shadow?" Sonic asked.

Shadow said something but it was inaudible because of the washcloth shoved in his mouth.

"Whatever, have either of you seen Liz?" he asked.

"Not recently." Hannah said.

"Okay, thanks anyway." Sonic said as he walked past her.

Sonic went into the boys section but there was no sign of Liz.

Then he heard a loud explosion from the kitchen section. He ran there and found Liz and a bunch of store workers yelling at her, apparently she'd blown up one of the stoves that wasn't even plugged in… O.o'

Sonic approached Liz, "What did you do?" he asked.

"I blow up one stove and everybody starts grilling me!" Liz shouted in frustration.

"Alright, there's nothing to see here!" Sonic said, "Just put the stove on her tab!"

The workers slowly disappeared and Liz stood there staring at the stove she'd blown up, "I don't get it… it said fire-proof…" she said scratching her head.

Then Sonic took out the tazer-

On the other side of the store…

Shadow had finally been let out of the straightjacket after he swore he'd never rant about this being a story or Liz being an author or authoress ever again.

"This makes no sense! How did he say he wouldn't if he was gagged with a washcloth!" the stupid audience member asked.

Well, if this story made sense then there wouldn't be talking hedgehogs in it would there?

So, Shadow was let out of the straightjacket and he was walking with Hannah down some random aisle when they heard a scream from the kitchen section!

"AAAAH! YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT!"

Then Sonic ran up to them laughing so hard he could barely stand up.

"What did you do?" Shadow asked.

"Revenge!" Sonic said, then he ran off down the aisle.

Liz appeared moments later with the tazer in her hands, "WHERE DID HE GO?" she demanded.

"That way…" Shadow said pointing after Sonic.

Liz ran after Sonic screaming random swears.

Hannah shook her head, "Pity. It was very nice knowing Sonic." She said.

"Yeah… let's go get some food, I'm starving."