Disclaimer: I do not own anything in the Evangelion world, all the credit and rights go to Gainax and Hideako Anno. Please don't sue me ;.;

Warnings: Rated R for swearing, sexual innuendo, and maybe some action in later chapters.

Rits Bits

Chapter Four

By: KatdaKit

Asuka burst through the doors as if she was on camera, relieved to be away from all the idiots at work. Imagine, only fourteen and she practically runs the place. "I'm such a vital asset to that company, I wonder where they would be without me." She grinned to herself as Shinji let out an exasperated groan. He slumped on the couch just as Asuka caught that noise.

"Oh, so you are irritated by me third? Well, it is the truth. I could run circles around your Eva."

Shinji fell silently onto the couch and put a pillow over his head. This wasn't going to happen again.

"At least look at me!" Asuka bellowed at him.

Shinji remained where he was, 'Why don't you just leave me alone? Why doesn't anyone just go away?'

Asuka sat down on his stomach and sat her feet up on the table. 'Why am I always so mean to him?' Shinji grunted when he felt the impact of her, it wasn't that much, but to his meager frame it was enough. He pulled the pillow off his head and gazed at the confident red-head. "Okay, what do you need Asuka?"

"Dinner would be nice Baka-kun," she replied haughtily.

"And how come you never make dinner for me Asuka? I worked just as hard as you today."

A sick grin twisted onto Asuka's face as she put more of her weight onto Shinji, making him go red. "How could you think you would ever amount to the Eva pilot OR student I am. Remember Shinji I've already graduated in college and the only reason I'm in your pathetic school is to learn the japanese kanji."

Shinji looked at her funny and replied "Well, at least that's one thing I'll always have on you. You could never read, speak, or write japanese as well as I can."

Asuka jumped from her seat and pointed her finger out to Shinji, "Is that a challenge first?"

Shinji just rolled over on the couch and grinned to himself. He finally had won.

"HMPH! Be like that then baka!" With that Asuka stormed into her room.

I rolled from Ritsuko's grasp, she snored way too much. I grinned thinking about what we had done... With that cheesy smirk on my lips I ran my fingers through her blond hair. 'Why did she dye it blond anyway? I don't blame her though, she should have been a natural...' I studied her face, noticing the frown planted on her lips as she slept. I traced the edges of her lips with my thumb. I wanted her again; the urge to make her smile kept rising throughout my body so I leant down and kissed her softly. She stirred for a few seconds, 'Why does she look bothered when she sleeps...?' I rose from the futon and walked out of her bedroom and into the bathroom.

I looked at myself in the mirror and giggled. 'Sweaty and naked... What a wonderful way to end a lunch break. But... Won't this only make me want her more?' I grimaced at that idea; desire wasn't something to fuck around with. It can lead to dangerous obsession...

BANG BANG BANG!

"GAH, SHINJI WHAT ARE YOU DEAF?"

Asuka flung the door open to reveal Touji standing there with his chest puffed out while Kensuke was currently recording her actions on his video camera. Her eyes narrowed...

"What are you two stooges doing here?"

"Not that it's any of your business, Shinji invited us!" Touji laughed.

"WILL YOU QUIT IT KENSUKE!" Asuka slapped the lens of Kensuke's camera and ran to her bedroom. No one can get her in there. Kensuke fell to his knees in the middle of the hall while Touji closed the door to Misato's apartment. He dropped his camera; dangling from it's strap around his neck.

"She... she... SHE SCRATCHED MY LENS!"

"Whoa, Tiger. Calm down it's just a scratch. I'm sure you can't even see it. And if you can we'll harrass her, that bitch."

"Ummm... Guys?" Shinji interrupted, the otaku flying from the floor and into a proud stance. He quickly wiped a tear from his eye. Touji leaned back on the wall and placed his hands in his pockets.

"Yo, so what are we doin'?"

A/N: I'm so friggin sorry guys. I've been busy like all. Applying for schools and dealing with band competition. It's been like four months since I've updated. It's short, but hey it's better than nothing. I need some more reviews though to keep going! I may update some more lately, but I really need to get some feedback. Think of it this way: the more people I know reading the more will I have to write.