Disclaimer: I do not own anything in the Evangelion world, all the credit and rights go to Gainax and Hideako Anno. Please don't sue me ;.;

Warnings: Rated R for swearing, sexual innuendo, and maybe some action in later chapters.


Rits Bits

Chapter Five

By: KatdaKit


"I figured we'd just go hang out somewhere, yknow any suggestions?" Shinji asked the two of them.

"Lets go to the..." Kensuke's body started trembling with anticipation... "ARCADE!"

Touji pushed himself from the wall, his right hand landing on Kensuke's shoulder while balancing himself. "You really need to get a life man, but hey we ain't got nothin' better to do. So lets go." Kensuke's happiness soared as he trotted out of Misato's apartment.

"ASUKA! We're going to the acarde, we'll be back later!"

Asuka flung her door open and stared at Shinji bitterly, "And you expect me to sit here in this morbid room all alone?"

"Pretty much," Touji snickered.

"NO WAY! I'm coming with you guys."

The three stouges face faulted to the ground. "WHAT!"

"As much as I despise you three I can't just do nothing. I haven't ate dinner and theres nothing to do here."

"YOU CAN DEAL WITH IT! C'mon, guys hurry up before she's ready!" Touji started pushing Shinji out of the door. Shinji grunted, he really had no problem with Asuka coming as long as she didn't show her ass. 'But when does that not happen, heh.' He grinned to himself.

Asuka scribbled a note for Misato and placed it on the table. She then swirved around Shinji before he got out the door.

"It pays to be female and to be limber." She exclaimed, grinning at the three. Touji just stared at her for a moment then he pointed his finger... "YOU!"


'Obsession... I really don't like the thought of that...' I looked myself over in the mirror one last time, sliding my hand through the middle of my hair. I pushed it back into a pony tail as I grimaced. 'I can't stand this...'

A pair of arms wrapped around my sides while two hands clasped over my stomach. A chin then nuzzled to my shoulder...

"After something like that I figured that irritated expression would be off of your face."

"Well, Ritsuko... Sometimes it's permenant no matter what. Just some things start to eat you from the inside after a while."

She pressed her lips to my neck slowly, whispering. "Care to share?"

I could feel the movement of her mouth on my skin as she spoke. I sighed, closing my eyes and thinking it over. 'No, not now.' I smiled weakly at her, "I don't want to trouble you Rits... It's nothing really; I'll eventually get over it so don't worry."

Her eyebrows furrowed... "But..."

BAM!

"What was that?" She asked me.

I watched as her eyes changed to a look of fear. "It sounded like someone just busted your door in. Stay here. I'll go investigate." She nodded. I stepped out of the bathroom, locking the door behind me. I quickly made my way back to Ritsuko's bedroom. I threw on one of her tank tops and a pair of shorts before I retrieved my gun from my jacket. Checking for ammunition, I stepped out of her room. Tracing the walls with my body, I spotted someone in the living room.

Holding my gun at them at eye level, I growled "Stop. Who are you and why the fuck are you here?"

Man. A little taller than myself with greenish brown hair... Tied up in a nasty pony tail. With a scruffy chin...

"KAJI!" I walk up to him and smack him upside the head. "Why are you here?"

"Why, to check up on you and little Ritsuko. Someone didn't come back from their lunch break. We did have an eva synch test today, or do you not remember? Your lucky Nerv Security Officers didn't come looking for you."

"Oh."

"So where is Miss Rits? And what were you guys doing anyway? Nothing too nasty, right Misato? You save that for me." Kaji grinned sloppily at me.

I sputtered, "We just decided to take the day off. You see Ritsuko had this migrane... And she uhm... Needed some medicine, so I took her home. Once she got here she just didn't want to leave! That's all!"

"Of course."

"Uhm... I'll go get her..."

"I'll come with you Misato. See how my dear friend is doing." Kaji began to walk behind me.

I threw my hands up infront of him, trying to assure him there was no need. "No... No... She... She sleeps almost nude so I'm sure she won't want you in there."

"Come now, I've seen it all."

I scowled, "You have now?"


"YOU!"

Touji's finger didn't budge. He stood there, eyes narrowed full of anger. "YOU ARE NOT GOING!"

"What's wrong, gorilla? Afraid you are going to be beat at some video games by a girl, by me?"

Touji snarled and walked over to her. His finger finally fell to his side as he held eye contact with the red vixen. "Is that a challenge?"

Asuka had him right where she wanted him. She was inadvertently getting Touji to let her come. "And if it is?"

"THEN YOU ARE ON! Any game, any arcade, any time!"

"Fine, lets go." They followed her towards the arcade. Touji had his face held high while Shinji and Kensuke's were towards the ground. They knew the trick Asuka was playing, but the big dumb bull had no idea. He was too caught up with his own arrogance and pride.

Touji strode infront of the two while they spoke lightly to one another. 'Hmph, that stupid girl. I'll show her whos boss. Then she'll leave us alone for a good long while.' He began laughing to himself.

Kensuke and Shinji perked up when Touji started laughing for no apparent reason. "Hey Shinji, you think Asuka finally drove him to the brink of insanity?"

"I wouldn't doubt it. I'm barely surviving, but Touji doesn't have as much will power as I do so you never know." They kept walking until the arcade came into view. 'Here we are. Funny, she brings us to the place where the three of us met for the first time. Then she kicked our asses afterwards, of course.' Shinji rubbed his forehead remembering that very odd incident.

"And man was she hardcore." Kensuke replied almost like they were reading each others minds.

"So hardcore that she broke your glasses and your beloved camera."

Kensuke rubbed his camera in appreciation. Asuka made her way to the doors and smiled at Touji. The glint in her eyes told them that they had put themselves in trouble.

"Touji you against me. Dance Dance Revolution."