A/n: Almost the last one for a while! I have teh last one scheduled for tomorrow that will be the last one.
Padfoot you can you get rid of that hat?
Why? I like it!
But it's blocking my view.
And that's a bad thing because?
I can't take notes when I can't see the teacher.
So you need to see Slughorn talk when you take notes.
Yes.
But, you can hear him, right? Isn't that enough?
I just prefer to see the teacher.
You're such a Ravenclaw sometimes.
And that's a bad thing because?
They're always so serious.
I'm tempted to use the Serious Black joke now.
Don't you dare.
I won't if you lose the hat. Halloween was a week ago, why are you stil wearing that thing?
I like it! McGonagall wears it too!
If McGonagall jumps of a bridge would you?
Of course, someone has to save her, besides, if she jumps it must be safe.
Errr.
What?
The note wasn't supposed to go like this.
What?
Just lose the hat.
But my hair will be all messed up if I do that.
No! Not your hair!
I know! It won't have it's usual shine and will be completely flat on my head.
We don't want that!
I know!
Just take it off.
But, you just said.
Take it off!
No.
I just missed half the lesson because of you.
Why don't mis the whole thing, can't be that interesting.
You're horrible.
And you're a Ravenclaw.
I'm not, not that that's an insult of course.
Speaking of insults, we still have to learn the map to insult people.
But how.
Prongs! Wormtail!
What?
What's wrong Padfoot?
We have to learn the map how to insult.
That's right.
How do we do that.
I have a plan. Padfoot and I will come up with the insults, Moony and Wormtail need to come up with a spell to make the map say them.Why do Moony and I have to do the hard work?
Do you think thinking up insults is easy?Do you, do you?
Of course not.
I thought that!Let's think of insults!
I know a spell that can identify a person, I used it on the map earlier. And I can add one to point out the 'not so beautiful' parts of that person.
That's a good one, Moony!
So Prongs and Padfoot will just have to make up insults about weird hair and big noses and the map will know wich insult to use because it knows if the person that tries to open the map has weird hair or a big nose.
Nice!
So, spill the insults.
Errr.
Why did you have to give us the hard job Prongs.
This is tougher than I though. We come up with insults all the time.
I thought you two would do this better.
Don't start Moony.
You two are Marauders! You should be able to come up with a few good insults.
Stop it.
You were supposed to be sorted into Ravenclaw weren't you?
Moony!
I'll stop it if you take off that hat.
Deal.
You can think about insults again next lesson, this one is almost over. I need to think of a spell to identify profession of the person trying to get into the map, you should be able to get a good insult out of that too.
Great.
Looking forward to it.
A/n: Next chapter is coming tomorrow!