A/n: Hey! Last chapter I got a review saying my grammar and spelling was a bit off. I hope that won't happen again. In my defense: I was in a library and it was closing so I had towrite quickly. I have a laptop now so there no problem there anymore.
I have decided that I don't like Snape.
Already?
I thought you had decided that a long time ago.
I did.
Why this announcement then?
I just wanted to make it official.
Right.
What did Snape do to make you want to make it official.
He followed me!
What?
Why would he do that?
He probably wanted to see me break the rules.
Probably.
Or he has a crush on you.
First McGonagall now Snape, you attract a nice crowd.
Stop laughing you two!
Don't look so mad.
You can't help it.
Stop it!
But it's so funny!
What if I did have a relationship with Snape.
What?
You wouldn't make the fact that you hate him official.
Maybe I did it to distract you.
From your undying love?
Yes.
You're kidding, right?
Wouldn't you like to know.
The thought about you and Snape is just...wrong.
What did you think about then?
About...stop it Padfoot.
And stop wriggling your eyebrows too.
What's going on? Why are Moony and Prongs looking sick?
Padfoot just admitted his undying love for Snape.
What?
I really love him. Can you guys accept me for who I am?
What?
He says he's in a relationship with Snape, we still hope he's kidding.
You started it yourself Prongs.
So you were kidding?
Of course! Did you really think I would get involved with Snape, that's horrible!
Maybe we did for a minute, you made it seem real.
I know I am an extraodinary actor, you guys should know that too.
This was the most horrible lesson I have ever had.
Including the one where Lily threw her cauldron on you?
And when she hexed you so that you couldn't get off your chair?
When she transfigured your eyebrows?
When she let her devils snare sit next to you for over an hour?
When she set her hinkypunk loose on you?
When she made her flobberworm eat yours?
Stop it!
But it's fun!
Do you still think this is the worst lesson?
Yes.
Really?
First you make me thinkyou have a relationsip with Snape and then you remind of all those other horrible lessons. This is definitly the worse.
Poor Prongs.
Does little Prongsywongsy need a hug?
Stop it!
Only because this lesson is almost over, right Moony?
It's another twenty minutes.
That's way to long!
That cant' be!
It is.
I'll get so bored.
Me too!
What happened to the new and improved note-taking Prongs?
I only take notes when the lesson is important, this one obviously isn't.
You're back!
What do you mean by that?
Padfoot thought you had gone braindead.
You took notes!
I'm back Padfoot!
Let's throw a 'welcome back' party.
We should.
Tonight!
In the commonroom.
You both realise you're writing this in front of a prefect, do you?
Yes, we do!
Because this is a special prefect.
Who won't say a thing to McGonagall.
Right?
Please Moony.
Just keep it small.
Great!
Is the lesson almost over now?
Just a few seconds.
A/n: Review! Next one is coming soon!