Chapter 29- More Dance!

Rouge stormed through the hallways angrily when she heard giggling. In her state of rage she was automatically drawn to the sound of happiness due to her urge to destroy it.

She looked into the office window to see Shadow and Hannah sitting on the secretary's desk and writing on her files.

She went inside and glared at them, "What are you doing?" she demanded.

"We're messing with all the school files." Hannah said.

"At first we were rewriting announcements but then we ran out of ideas." Shadow added.

"You can't have fun!" Rouge shouted, "Somebody has to be miserable with me!"

"Sorry can't help you." Hannah said while still writing.

Rouge growled menacingly then leapt forward and grabbed both hedgehogs by their arms and dragged them out of the office despite their screams and protests.

Chris was starting to draw a crowd as he climbed up the basketball hoop and shot at the balloons.

Sonic and Amy were also watching him, "What's gotten into Chris?" Amy wondered.

"Uh… I-I don't know." Sonic said unconvincingly. Luckily for him Amy was too busy watching Chris trying to hover to notice.

Knuckles was standing now and went over to them, "Well Rouge ran off…" he said miserably.

"Were you expecting any different?" Sonic asked.

"No, which is why I posted that footage even before we came to the dance!" he said evilly.

"WHAT!"

Knuckles was tackled by Rouge and she held in him in a chokehold, "I'M GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE COMPUTER LAB AND YOU ARE GOING TO DESTROY THAT FOOTAGE NOW!" she screamed.

Then she pulled him up and dragged him out of the gym.

Sonic and Amy stared after her but then noticed Shadow and Hannah had been dragged there by her and were sitting on the ground glaring after her, "That bitch!" Shadow shouted, "I was actually enjoying myself for once!"

"Doing what?" Sonic asked with a perverted smile.

He wasn't smiling for the next few minutes when the two black hedgehogs were viciously beating on him.

Liz had mysteriously disappeared from her post and some random student had taken over and started playing different music so Tails and Cream, along with many other people, were dancing.

Amy reached in and pulled a bloody Sonic away from the violent hedgehogs assaulting him, "Come on Sonic, let's dance!" she said pulling him away.

"I'm leaving!" Hannah said. She turned towards the doors but Rouge came in with Knuckles and growled at her.

She immediately ran back to Shadow and stayed there staring at her as though she might attack at any second.

Sonic pulled away from the dance floor and ran off to the side. Amy followed him, "What's wrong?" she asked.

"What's wrong! I'm beaten and bloody and you want me to dance? I NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION!" he screamed.

"You'll be fine!" Amy insisted trying to pull him back. But he tore away and ran off.

"OH SURE, YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T DANCE?" Amy screamed after him.

Chris had shot down all the balloons and now he was chasing Knuckles around the gym screaming, "STOP! I'LL HELP YOU FREE YOUR MIND!"

Rouge was glaring at Hannah and Shadow who were staring at her in fear. "Let's make a break for it." Shadow whispered.

"No! It's too risky, she'll be on us the second we're out the door!" Hannah said.

Then a boy wearing a black trench coat and sunglasses went up to Shadow, "Hey, I'm looking for Miles Prower. You know where he is?" he asked.

Shadow pointed over to the food court thing where Tails was standing with Cream, "He's right there." He said.

"Thanks." The kid ran off towards Tails followed by four others dressed just as strange.

"I have a bad feeling about what I just did…" Shadow mumbled.

The boy tapped Tails on the shoulder and he turned around, "Can I help you?" he asked.

"Looks like you don't have a fox army to save you now, Tails!" the boy said taking out a samurai sword.

Tails' eyes grew wide as he recognized the cashiers from the grocery store, "CREAM! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!" the pair sprinted off out of the gym with the cashiers right on their tails. (A/N: You all knew the cashiers would be back!)

"You know, I think this dance was doomed from the start. Even without Liz messing it up… has she done anything yet?" Hannah said.

"Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was her screwing with the music, but that's it." Shadow replied.

Sonic was crawling behind the food tables trying to avoid Amy. Where the hell is the school nurse when you need her? He thought.

Oh, she couldn't help you anyway; she's just a bitch who tells you to suck it up and go back to class… I'd know…

STOP READING MY THOUGHTS!

I thought only Shadow could hear me… oh whatever… But at that moment Sonic heard a voice besides the narrator's.

"You guys are such idiots! You can't even wire a bomb!"

Sonic froze and listened closely, the voices came from under the table he was crouched next to. He lifted the table cloth slightly and saw Liz sitting with Komodo and Dana with a large bomb between them.

"Well it's not exactly stress-free work you know. It could blow in your face if you connect it wrong." Dana said.

"Shutup and do it right then!" Liz said angrily, "We only have two hours before the dance is over and we want to cause as much damage as possible, because if we're successful we won't have to take gym in the second semester either." Then she crawled out on the other side of the table.

Sonic dropped the table cloth and thought, they were going to blow up the gym and, in doing so, everyone in it! Not only that, they were going to ruin the only subject he had no chance of failing in!

What could he do to stop them? Then he had a thought: there was nothing he could do to stop them, but he knew someone who could…

He ran off to find a payphone.

Later…

Shadow and Hannah were sitting on the top of the bleachers watching Chris duel with the cashiers, "I bet ten bucks the cashiers take out Thorndyke." Shadow said.

"No way; Chris has this Matrix thing going on." Hannah argued.

Then a loud explosion was heard. They looked at the wall behind them and saw part of a rather large robot protruding out of it.

A small black robot flew in and started laughing at it, "Hey Doctor, I think you missed the doors!" it giggled in a squeaky voice.

"Oh crap, don't tell me-" Shadow mumbled.

"Shutup Bokkun!" Eggman's voice shouted. A glass panel retracted and the egg-shaped doctor was revealed inside the robot.

He pressed a button and the machine lurched forward breaking through the wall. Shadow grabbed Hannah and pulled them both out of the way of being crushed just in time.

Liz ran up to the machine and glared up at Eggman, "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING IN MY FICTION?" she demanded, "Haven't you gotten your oversized ass kicked enough times already?"

"No." Eggman said angrily, then he thought for a moment about what he said, "Wait… I mean… you're not going to kick my overs- YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BEAT ME THIS TIME!"

Liz smiled, "You have an IQ of 360 yet you talk like you're nine years old." She said.

Just then Dana and Komodo ran up to her, "Hey, we finished wiring the bomb!" Dana whispered.

"Perfect." Liz said, then she looked back at Eggman, "If you don't mind we're going to leave so you can kill Sonic if you want to."

"On the contrary, Liz: Sonic is the one who called me over. He said you were up to something and that I could get revenge on you by messing it up." The doctor said.

"I AM GOING TO KILL THAT DAMN HEDGEHOG!" Liz screamed, then she paused, "Damn, you weren't supposed to hear that…" she added in a mumble.

"Whatever… but prepare to be annihilated by my robot army!" Eggman shouted.

Then hundreds of those annoying red egg-shaped robots ran in through the hole in the wall Eggman's giant robot made and surrounded the three girls.

"Liz… do something!" Dana whispered uneasily.

"No problem." Liz pulled out a paperclip and chucked it at Eggman's robot. It clinked off the head and for a moment it seemed as if nothing happened, but suddenly the robot fell backwards.

The three girls saw where it was falling and their eyes grew wide, "NOOOO!" Liz screamed. But the robot collapsed on the food table… and their bomb.

BOOM!

As everyone threw themselves on the floor, they realized there was no point to that because the robot absorbed the entire blast… of course the robot was destroyed and Eggman was flung out of it into the wall.

Liz growled angrily, "I don't believe it… that was my last high intensity bomb!" she shouted.

Then the robots lowered their laser blasters.

"We have bigger problems…" Komodo reminded her.

The three girls ran from the gym screaming as the robots fired and chased after them.

Sonic approached his friends who were all huddled together near the doors, "Friends, never forget that you just witnessed two wrongs make a right." He said with a smile.

"You're evil." Hannah said, then she smiled, "Good to see you've finally discovered how rewarding being sneaky is."

"Well, since this is such a clichéd story, maybe you should end the chapter by turning on a slow song and dancing with Amy even though the whole dance has kinda been destroyed." Shadow said.

Sonic thought about this, "Nah… Let's just go home." So the group turned and left the partially destroyed gym and headed for home.

As everyone left, Bokkun flew about laughing, "This was fun! I'm glad we came." He said.

Eggman, who was covered in smoldering ash grabbed the little robot by his throat and pulled him close, "Shutup and go send Liz an exploding TV. AND MAKE IT A BIG ONE!" he shouted.

"Y-y-yes sir!" Bokkun said. Then he pulled away and flew off.

"YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME LIZ!" Eggman screamed to nobody.

"Dude, they're all gone." Eggman looked to see the cashier standing there glaring at him, "And what've you got against this Liz girl anyway? It's that little fox who's the problem, him and his stupid army."

"First of all, she's blown me up twice now; and second, the fox army is lead by her character Akeii, not that little fox." Eggman said.

"So, if we get rid of her, the army will disappear and we can get to Tails?" he asked.

"In theory."

"Alright, you've got yourself an ally!" the cashier shook Eggman's hand and the two went off to scheme.

Chris had finally snapped out of his Matrix parody and had heard the whole thing, "Maybe I should tell someone…" he thought aloud, but then he saw Mel heading towards him. Her face was red with anger and she was holding a lead pipe.

"Later…" then he ran off screaming as Mel descended on him in her wrath.

The end of the dance.