This chapter has nothing to do with the Hindenburg explosion of 1937. If you don't know what I'm talking about maybe it's better that you don't.

Chapter 30-Oh the Humanity!

A loud alarm went off next to Sonic's head. He groaned as he thought of another day ahead of running from Liz's wrath and avoid being dissected by Shadow's science teacher.

He opened his eyes and reached over to turn off the alarm but froze. His arm…!

He sat up and looked over at the mirror above his dresser. His jaw dropped as he stared at the blue haired boy staring back at him.

Then he heard a bang on the wall and Shadow's voice scream, "SONIC! Turn off your alar-" he stopped mid sentence and there was a few seconds of silence, then: "OH MY FUCKING GOD!"

Sonic sighed realizing he probably wasn't the only one this was happening to. He thought for a moment on what to do, then he was about to get up and leave the room when he remembered the first rule of being human; you need clothes. Oh… that's not right! –eye twitches-

"Hey, it was your idea to type this stupid plot in the first place!" Sonic argued.

Well, yeah but I didn't think of this when I started writing… oh god! Just wear your sheets or something!

"With pleasure."

Sonic wrapped his blanket around himself before standing up and then went over to the door and stepped out into the hall. As he did he saw a tan boy with black hair streaked with red also wearing a sheet. He glared over at Sonic, "Good, I'm not alone." He said irritably.

"I should say the same." Sonic mumbled, "Where's everybody else?"

Then Amy's door opened and a pink haired girl stepped out. "Hey, she has clothes?" Shadow shouted, "No fair! We have to wear bed sheets!"

"Well, I have clothes anyway… and for some reason they still fit…" Amy replied.

"This sucks." Sonic said, "Where's everyone else?"

Then Rouge's door opened and a blonde girl emerged from her room dressed in her clothes and glared at the three in the hall, "What's going on? I want answers NOW!" she shouted in a rage.

"We're not sure." Shadow said with wide eyes, "Just don't kill us."

Knuckles' door opened and he came out with similar problems. As in he was a human as well, "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" he demanded.

Then Liz's door opened and she stepped out in her blue sheep pajamas, "SHUTUP! YOU KNOW I WANT TO SLEEP UNTIL THE LAST-" then she froze and stared at the people standing in her hallway. There was silence for a moment and then she screamed and dove back into her room. Two seconds later she emerged, fully dressed and with a nail gun in each hand.

"Who are you, what are you doing in my home and…" she paused and her eye twitched, "Where the hell are your clothes?"

Sonic tried to take a step towards her but she held the nail guns threateningly, "Don't you take one step or I'll puck you full of lead!" she shouted.

"I thought those were full of paperclips." Sonic said.

Liz paused and looked at the guns, "Oh… right." Then her eyes became wide and she stared up at him, "S-Sonic?" she asked in amazement.

He nodded.

"What's going on?" Liz asked.

"I can explain that."

Liz turned around to see a Japanese man wearing a suit was standing behind her smiling at her, "Who are you?" she asked.

"I've come as a representative of SEGA and the Sonic Team." He said.

"Then would you mind explaining this weird change?" Sonic asked irritably.

"Of course. You see, last night some of our animators on the sonic team were tinkering with your graphics and… accidentally saved them which overrode your previous graphic files." He said with a weak smile.

"Oh, that's just great." Shadow mumbled angrily.

"Well, don't be so upset about how you look Shadow. You came out quite well. You should feel sorry for Tails… Where is he?"

Sonic went over to Tails' door and knocked on it, "Tails! Come on out. It's okay." He called.

"NO! I'm never coming out!" Tails' voice shouted back… though his voice was rather squeaky for some reason.

"Come on, it can't be that bad!" Sonic said.

Rouge went up to the door and kicked it, "Open the door Tails, or I'll break it down!" she called.

"No don't!" Tails squealed.

"Three… two…"

"Okay! Just give me a second!"

After a pause the door opened and Tails stepped out wrapped in a sheet. There was a silence hanging in the air as everyone stared at him… cough, maybe I should say 'her.' Then finally Shadow collapsed in laughter.

Tails' eyes filled with tears as he… she… looked at the floor in shame.

"Stop laughing Shadow! That's so mean!" Liz said angrily.

"Whoa… Liz is being nice." Sonic said.

"Well, we don't control her so that's not our fault." The SEGA man said.

"How long will it take to fix this?" Liz asked.

"We have to redraw everything from scratch so it should take about a week."

"A week?" Shadow demanded standing up and wiping tears of laughter from his eyes, "Are you kidding me? We have to go to school like this?"

"Let me show you." The SEGA man said. He snapped his fingers and a laptop appeared in his hands. He opened it and opened some documents, "This is your graphic file, Shadow. We accidentally rewrote them and replaced them with this. We have to start a new file and redraw all your graphics from nothing."

"Hey, how did you get that laptop to appear?" Knuckles asked.

"We're SEGA. We can do anything." The man said with a smile, "Now, if you'll excuse me my colleagues and I have to throw eggs at Nintendo." Then he disappeared in a puff of purple smoke.

"Wow… that was odd…" Liz said.

"Speaking of odd… can we get some clothes?" Sonic asked grasping at the sheet around him even tighter.

Liz paused and then screamed, "AAAAH! MY EYES!" then she ran into her room.

Sonic knocked on her door, "Hey Liz, can we borrow your clo-" Before he could finish, Liz's door opened and her whole dresser was thrown into the hall. Sonic stepped aside just in time to avoid being crushed.

"TAKE IT! JUST PUT ON SOME DAMN CLOTHES FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!" Liz screamed.

"Oh, this is going to be a long day…" Shadow mumbled.

Hehe, it's such a cliché but I couldn't resist. And don't worry, I haven't forgotten about Hannah either.