Pen caps inspired by Dana.

Chapter 32- "The Exploitation Begins!"

Lunchroom…

Sonic was beating back a pack of rabid pen caps with his lunch, "What the fuck is going on?" he demanded.

Liz ran into the room, "BAD PENCAPS!" she screamed, "Back to the science lab!"

The little blue pen caps began to jump out of the lunchroom and back to the lab.

"What did you do?" Tails, who was sitting at the table next to Knuckles, asked.

"It was a science class gone wrong, let's leave it at that." Liz mumbled.

"You can say that again…" Shadow mumbled coming in behind her. Then Liz turned and ran after the caps.

"Why is your shirt all torn?" Sonic asked sitting down at their table again.

"Maybe some other time… right now I'm still traumatized by the experience." Shadow said also sitting.

"What? Did Hannah try to rape you?" Sonic said with a perverted smile.

Shadow opened his mouth to shout at Sonic but then suddenly there was a bang out in the hallway and they heard Liz scream, "AAH! MY PEN CAPS! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?"

Then Hannah stormed into the cafeteria only now she was no longer a hedgehog. She was a human girl wearing Hannah's clothes and with long black hair with black ends and appeared extremely enraged.

"Whoa… when did Hannah become human too?" Tails asked.

"First Period." Shadow answered simply.

Hannah sat at her table with Amy and Rouge.

"Hannah looks a lot better as a human." Knuckles said.

Sonic smiled, "Hey Shadow, you have competition." he said with a wink.

Shadow glared at Sonic, "That joke is getting old." he said angrily.

"Maybe for you but never for me!" Sonic said still smiling.

"Don't make me hurt you." Shadow mumbled viciously.

"I'm so scared." Sonic rolled his eyes.

"Would you two cut that out?" Knuckles mumbled, "I'm not calling Hannah hot, Shadow isn't in love with her, and you really should stop making perverted jokes about it."

"Thank you." Shadow said.

"Well, are you going to tell us how your shirt was ripped or not?" Tails asked.

"I was in trapped in science class and it was off so they could dissect me." Shadow said, his eye twitching slightly.

"Oh, close call?" Sonic asked, unable to hide a smile.

Shadow glared at him, "You wouldn't be smiling if it had been you who was chained to a desk with a dirty sock stuffed in your mouth and several insane nerds trying to cut out your heart and weigh it!" he screamed.

"I know, but it wasn't me and that's the important part there." Sonic said.

"Why don't you two just shutup and eat your lunches?" Knuckles interrupted.

"I can't. It was stabbed by Liz's mutant pen caps." Sonic said holding up a brown paper bag covered in holes and dripping with ink.

"I'll probably just throw it back up anyway." Shadow said putting his face in his hands.

"Oh suck it up." Sonic mumbled. Later…

Liz came into the house and fell onto the couch and started writing her lesson plan for the next day.

"You're not seriously going to be the new science teacher, are you?" Shadow asked as he came in behind her.

"Somebody has to do it." Liz said with a smile, "Besides, I'm a great teacher."

"You suspended a kid for asking if he could sharpen his pencil." Shadow said flatly.

"He was up to something! Who asks to sharpen a pencil?" Liz reasoned.

Shadow groaned, "Well, could you get me a different shirt before you get wrapped up in that?" he asked.

Liz put down her clip board and went up to her room. When she came down she handed Shadow a shirt identical to the one he'd torn, "Wait… why were you so mad about this shirt being torn if you have an identical one?" he asked.

"Because that one was my favorite." Liz said picking up her clipboard again.

Shadow raised an eyebrow and opened his mouth to question her, "Don't you make me get the therapists." Liz threatened.

Shadow rolled his eyes and went into the kitchen.

Then Sonic came in followed by Amy, "You're not going to be teaching our science class, are you?" Sonic asked.

"That depends. Did you have Science Teacher for a teacher?" Liz asked.

"Who?"

"Science Teacher?"

"Which science teacher?"

"Science Teacher!"

"Yes, but which one?"

"That's her name: Science Teacher!"

"She doesn't have a name?"

"Nope."

"Oh… well our teacher has a name."

"Damn… I guess you won't have me then…" Liz mumbled angrily, "But don't let me catch you running in the halls or I'll give you a detention!"

"Yeah… you wish." Sonic mumbled as he headed for the stairs.

"Excuse me?" Liz demanded standing up. But as she did she realized this no longer had the desired effect seeing as Sonic was now taller than her.

Sonic smiled slyly, "Please…" he said rolling his eyes. Then he went upstairs.

"You're gonna pay for that remark hedgehog!" Liz shouted after him.

"I'm not a hedgehog anymore!" Sonic called back.

Liz's face turned red with anger. However, she sat back on the couch and began scribbling furiously on her clipboard.

Amy stared at her fearfully but then ran upstairs after Sonic. She knocked on his door and Sonic answered and smiled, "Hey Ames." he said, "What's up?"

"You should not piss off Liz like that Sonikku!" she said pleadingly, "You're not going to be human forever!"

"Well, I may as well enjoy it while it lasts." Sonic said with a smile. Then he slipped past Amy and ran down the stairs. Amy quickly ran after him, "SONIC! DON'T!"

However, Sonic ignored her and ran over to Liz and snatched the clipboard right out of her hands.

Liz paused in surprise for a moment but then glared up at him, "What do you think you're doing?" she demanded.

"Taking my revenge while I can!" Sonic said with an evil smile.

Liz stood up and tried to grab back the clipboard but Sonic held it over her head, "Come on! Jump for it!" he shouted.

Liz's face became red again but managed not to scream somehow. She stood there for a moment not knowing what to do but then jumped up and tried to grab her clipboard. Sonic pulled it away at the last second.

"I could get used to this!" he said cheerfully.

Liz pulled back her hand and slapped him across the face and he dropped the clipboard. She grabbed it and ran into the basement.

Sonic glared after her, "She'll pay for that." he mumbled angrily.

"Are you insane?" Sonic looked over to see Shadow and Hannah standing in the doorway to the kitchen. Shadow was wearing the new shirt Liz had given him.

"When you become a hedgehog again she is going to massacre you!" Shadow said.

"He's right!" Amy said from the stairway, "It's not worth it, Sonic!"

"You don't realize how much suffering I've been through at her hands! I'm going to enjoy this week as much as possible. If she kills me when this is over then I can die happily knowing that she'll know how it feels! The exploitation begins now!" he screamed.

Then he stormed past Amy up the stairs and out of sight.

"He's gonna die." Hannah said shaking her head sadly.