Chapter 33- More Voodoo!
Next Day…
Liz walked into her classroom and sat on the teacher's (her) desk. Dana came into the class after her, "Are you still going on with this stupid 'being teacher' thing?" she asked.
"Of course. I get paid now and I don't have to go to my other classes!" Liz said with a smile.
"But Liz, you're fourteen." Dana argued.
"That's Miss Liz to you." Liz snapped.
"Miss? Didn't you marry that donkey down the road once?"
"HEY! That was a joke!" Liz said defensively, "Now get to class young lady. Tardiness will not be tolerated!"
Dana rolled her eyes and walked out of the classroom. Liz stood by the door as students came in. Then the bell rang and she slammed it shut. Three students began banging on the door, "YOU'RE LATE!" Liz screamed, "GET YOUR ASS BACK TO YOUR HOMEROOM TEACHER AND GET A PASS!"
Shadow and Hannah were sitting in the front row and staring at her fearfully, "Please tell me today isn't going to be like yesterday with those pens!" Shadow begged.
"Nope." Liz said, "Today we're going to see if we can master the art of voodoo."
She pulled a bag out from under her desk and pulled out Sonic dolls, "The first one to get it right gets an A!" she shouted.
Hannah raised an eyebrow, "I knew she'd figure out someway to get back at him." She said.
"How do we know if it works?" Shadow asked.
"You stab it and you listen for a scream of pain from the next classroom." Liz said, "And you get extra credit if you hand in a detailed procedure to how you made it."
"Why do you need that?" one kid asked.
"So I can make more of course!" Liz said, "Now get to work! You only have forty-five minutes!"
Later at Lunch…
Sonic came into the lunch room and sat next to Shadow. He pulled his lunch out of his backpack and then noticed Shadow looking at him strangely.
"What?" he asked.
"Did you feel any sudden and inexplicable stabs of pain in your spine this morning during class?" Shadow asked.
"What? No!"
"Just wondering…" Shadow said looking away.
Sonic raised an eyebrow but then decided that Shadow was just rambling, "So, what did Liz do with your class today?" Sonic asked, "I'd rather not be unexpectedly attacked by mutant furbies."
"Well…"
"OW!" Sonic screamed suddenly. Then he rubbed the back of his head, "What the fuck was that?"
Then Liz came into the lunch room holding a Sonic doll with a needle stuck into the back of the head, "Thanks Shadow. You're my new favorite student!" she said with a smile.
"YOU GAVE HER A VOODOO DOLL?" Sonic demanded.
"But on the plus side I get an A in her class." Shadow said with a smile.
Sonic responded by tackling Shadow and trying to strangle him but of course the Shadow fangirls in the audience and pulled him off.
"Why didn't you girls do anything when I was about to be dissected?" Shadow demanded.
"We were on a coffee break with that fox army." One said, "Funny thing is, they kinda get drunk off caffeine and this red fox was screaming at them that their village was gonna get burnt down… weird."
"Hmm, Tails could be in trouble if the cashiers find out that his… her army is drunk…" Liz mumbled.
While she was saying this Sonic grabbed the doll and ran.
"Good thing Shadow wanted that extra credit." Liz said pulling out a notebook.
Meanwhile in a Hardware Store across town…
Science Teacher (A/N: I need to get a name for her…) was rummaging through boxes of tools when someone tapped her on the shoulder.
She looked back and found she was facing a teenaged boy with black hair smiling at her, "So I heard you had trouble with the school you used to work at." He said.
"What's it to you?" she asked.
"Well, your job was taken by this little fourteen year old punk, wasn't it?"
"Don't remind me." Science Teacher said turning back to the tools on the shelf.
"We have a proposal for you…"
Science Teacher turned around, "I'm listening…"
The boy slipped on a pair of black sunglasses matching his trench coat, "Follow me. I'll introduce you to my business partner." The cashier said.