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Good day mister Moony

Hello mister Padfoot

How is your wife?

Marvellous?

Splendid!

What are you trying to do?

Nothing mister Moony.

Why the new vocabulary then?

Don't you like it?

It's a bit strange coming from you.

It makes me sound smart.

That's the strange part.

I'm highly offended now!

Sorry Padfoot, I was just joking, besides, it makes you sound ridiculous.

Again, highly offended.

Sorry Pads.

What did I tell you about calling me that, Moo?

Don't call me Moo!

Only if you don't call me Pads, Moo.

Pads is not that bad, Moo, however, sounds like a cow.

Well Moo, I would stop calling me Pads then!

Sure, Padfoot.

Great Moo!

Stop calling me that!

Sorry, couldn't resist it Moo! That was the last time.

You git.

Sorry Moony.

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