WARNING: This chapter contains parodies from Caddyshack. If you are unfamiliar with this movie then you can crawl into a hole and die because you obviously have no life anyway.

Disclaimer: 'I'm Alright' is a song by Kenny Loggins (and is the theme of Caddyshack)

Chapter 37- The Semi-Plot ends with a loud BOING!

Knuckles, who for some reason had been absent for the last few chapters, was sitting outside beneath the tree and reading a 'book' –coughplayboy-. Then suddenly the ground beneath him started to rumble! He jumped up and looked down to see the earth fall away and a little brown rabbit poke her head out of the hole.

She glanced around and smiled up at him, "Sorry, Knuckles." she said, then she went back into the hole.

Knuckles stood there in confusion for a moment. Then Shadow came outside and saw him staring at the hole in the ground, "What're you looking at?" he asked.

"Some rabbit just burrowed up underneath me." he said.

"Oh, that must've been Liz." Shadow said.

"Liz is a rabbit?" Knuckles asked, "Since when?"

"Didn't you hear Eggman crash into the kitchen wall?"

"…no."

"Well it was just a few minutes ago." Shadow said.

Then Liz popped out of the earth behind them, "Hey guys!" she said.

"You seem awfully happy considering your situation." Shadow said.

"Well, it isn't all bad." Liz said, "Besides the fact that I had to make my clothes smaller so they fit, I can burrow anywhere now. And look how high I can bounce!" At this she jumped over the two and landed behind them, "This is so much fun!" she squealed. Then she hopped into the house.

"There's something wrong…" Shadow said.

"What do you mean?" Knuckles asked.

"Well, Liz is much too happy about being a rabbit." Shadow reasoned, "She must not be telling us something…"

"AAAAAAAAAAH! GET OFF ME!"

The two boys ran inside and into the kitchen and saw Liz biting Sonic's forearm. Blood was running down his wrist and dripping to the floor, "DON'T JUST STAND THERE!" Sonic screamed at them trying to shaker her off.

Shadow and Knuckles ran over and tried to help pry her off but in the end, she just fell off. She wiped blood from her chin and smiled, "I was aiming for your neck but that works too." she said.

Shadow reached down and picked her up by the ears again. "Must you keep doing that?" Liz demanded.

Shadow pried open her mouth and was surprised to see two incredibly sharp canine teeth, "Since when do you have fangs?" he demanded.

"They came with the rabbit thing." she said, "Cool, huh? Now I'm like that bunny from Monty Python!"

Shadow dropped her, "I guess it suits you. Innocent exterior but pure evil inside." he said.

Liz just smiled and bounced into the living room. Sonic went over to the sink and washed the blood off his arm, "Great. Now I have to deal with a little bunny vampire." he mumbled angrily.

"It could be worse." Shadow said, "She could have claws."

"Don't give the authoress any ideas!" Sonic said angrily.

Shadow just rolled his eyes and left the room.

Monday…

Komodo opened her locker and a chainsaw fell out. She picked it up and stuffed it back in.

"Komodo! You're not supposed to let anyone see that!" Mel said coming up behind her.

"I could have sworn I put it in my backpack." she mumbled. She took a book from her locker and closed it.

Dana joined them a moment later, "Have either of you seen Liz?" she asked.

"Here I am!" Dana looked down and saw Liz standing next to her.

"Oh… I was wondering why you were following me."

"Wait… since when are you a rabbit?" Mel asked.

"Since yesterday." Liz said, "Some laser thing turned me into a rabbit."

"That sucks." Komodo said.

"Not really. I can jump really high… and I have fangs." Liz said. Then out of nowhere, a backpack hit Liz on the head and she fell forward. She looked back and saw Sonic standing a few feet behind her.

"That's for trying to eat me yesterday!" he shouted.

"Also it allows me to do this!" Liz said. She stood up and grabbed Sonic's backpack and sprang off down the hall.

"HEY! GET BACK HERE!" Sonic screamed, running after her.

The three girls stared after them for a moment and then headed off to class.

Liz ran outside with Sonic's backpack slung over her shoulder and started digging into the ground. Sonic came out a few seconds later and tried to grab her but she was gone.

He reached into the hole but she'd already tunneled away.

A minute later, she popped up again twenty yards away without his bag.

"What'd you do with my backpack?" he demanded.

"It's somewhere down there…" She said with a smile. Then she pulled out a stereo and played 'I'm Alright' and started dancing.

"YOU'RE NOT A GOPHER!" Sonic screamed. He ran after her but she disappeared into the hole again. Sonic turned off the stereo and reached into the hole to grab her. A second later he pulled his hand out, "OW! You little sissy! Don't bite me!"

Liz popped up in the other hole with a carrot in her hands, "Ain't I a stinker?" she said nibbling on it. Then she jumped out and ran into the school as the bell rang.

Sonic just stood there in frustration. Then he went to find a shovel.

Liz bounced into her class and landed on her desk, "Today we're going to learn what happens when you pour this chemical," she pulled out a beaker of green bubbling liquid, "and this chemical!" she pulled out another beaker labeled liquid nitrogen.

"Uh… is that a good idea?" Hannah asked.

"Probably not. Of course I'm not sure what this one is." she said shaking the green liquid, "That's why you get to do it while I hide in the staff room." Liz said handing Hannah the beakers, "And If you don't then you all fail."

With that, she bounced out of the room. A moment later, the fire alarm went off.

Lunch…

Knuckles walked into the cafeteria and sat next to Tails, who was tampering with some sort of gun, at their regular table. "Where's Sonic?" Knuckles asked.

"I don't know." Tails replied, "He wasn't in any of his classes."

"But you don't have any classes with him in the first half of the day…" Knuckles said.

Tails paused, "I AM NOT A STALKER!" she shouted.

"Okay… what are you working on?" Knuckles asked.

"It's a ray gun to turn Liz back into a human." she said.

"How's it coming along?"

"I should finish it before tomorrow."

"Thank god!"

The two looked behind them and saw Sonic approaching covered in dirt, "She's even worse as a rabbit than as a person!" he said angrily, "I just had to dig up my backpack from where she buried it under the school!"

"That's where you were?" Tails asked.

"Yeah. And she thinks just because she's a furry rodent that she can parody Caddyshack." Sonic added.

"But she's not a gopher…" Knuckles argued.

"That's what I said, but she wouldn't listen!"

"Wait… what's Caddyshack?" Tails asked.

"Some stupid movie from the 80's." Knuckles explained. A moment later, he was hit in the face with a carrot.

"IT IS NOT stupid!" Liz shouted from across the lunchroom.

Knuckles rubbed his nose, "Whatever…" he mumbled.

Later at home…

Liz bounced into the house happily. Sonic and the others came after her. Sonic was looking miserable seeing as Liz thought it would be funny to sit on his head and whack him with carrots on the whole bus ride home.

Tails, on the request of Sonic, immediately went up to her room to tamper with her laser.

Sonic thought it would be safest to just lock himself in his room for awhile. It's a mystery why he didn't do this all the time but it just never occurred to him.

Sonic lay on his bed staring at his ceiling angrily. He had expected Liz being smaller than him would have been a good thing… but now she was even more dangerous.

Then a bit of plaster fell from his ceiling. He sat up in alarm, "What the-"

Before he could finish his sentence Liz fell through the ceiling onto the floor. She sat there smiling up at him, "I didn't think I could tunnel through the attic floor but I guess I can!" she said.

Sonic groaned and left his room. "WAIT! Don't you want to watch me destroy your room?" Liz called.

Sonic didn't pay attention. He went down the stairs into the kitchen. Maybe some food would take his mind off his anger. He opened a cabinet and screamed as he saw Liz sitting inside it.

"DON'T DO THAT! You almost gave me a heart attack!" he shouted.

"Almost? That's it?" she asked sadly.

Sonic grabbed her by the ears and threw her into the living room. He heard glass shatter but he didn't look back.

"OW! You'll pay for that!" Liz screamed after him. She stood up and brushed glass out of her fur. Then suddenly there was a purple puff of smoke and the Sega man appeared in front of her.

"Good news: we-" he paused and looked down, "What happened to you?"

"I got turned into a rabbit." she said, "Keep talking."

"Uh… well we finished remaking their graphics early!" he said with a smile. "We can change them back to normal."

Then Tails came down the stairs with her ray gun, "Hey Liz! I finished the laser that'll turn you into a human again!" then she looked at the man. She stared for a moment, then her eyes became wide, "Did you finish our graphics?" she asked eagerly.

"Yes we did!" he said with a smile. He held out his hand and his laptop appeared, "I just have to save them and you'll all be normal again."

Sonic came into the room and saw the Sega guy holding the laptop and Tails with the ray gun and, despite his inferior intellect, put two and two together.

"You're going to change everything back to normal?" he demanded.

"DO IT!" Liz screamed, "DO IT NOW!"

"NO!" Sonic screamed.

But he was too late. The Sega man pressed the save button just as Tails fired the ray gun.

Meanwhile…

Eggman floated into the café in his robo hover thing. Kaute and Science Teacher were still laughing on the floor. They looked up and saw him as a walrus and fell into another spell of laughter.

"I'll teach you to laugh at me!" he shouted. He slammed his flipper down on the control panel and a blue laser fired at both of them. There was a flash and where Kaute and Science Teacher had been there was a black fox and a white squirrel wearing their clothes.

"AAAH! I'M A FOX!" Kaute screamed. He pulled out his katana and tried to commit suicide but three other cashiers jumped on him and stopped him from slitting his neck.

Then there was a puff of purple smoke and Eggman was human again, "Hey!" he shouted, "I'm human!"

Science Teacher, who was now a squirrel, glared at him, "Then why don't you turn us back into people too? You've obviously made your point!" she said.

"No, I think I'll leave you like this." he said with an evil smile. He glanced over at Kaute who was still trying to kill himself, "Uh… then again… since we're supposed to be on the same team and all I guess we shouldn't be fighting." he pressed another button and a red laser shot at them and changed them back into humans.

Kaute dropped his sword and sighed, "Thank god…"

Back at the house…

Liz was now a person and was smiling triumphantly.

Sonic and Tails were also back to normal… though Sonic looked a bit pale…

"Well, I suppose my work is done." the Sega man said, "You take good care of our characters now."

"Oh I will." Liz said sweetly.

Then he disappeared in a purple puff of smoke.

Liz's sweet smile faded and she turned her evil gaze onto Sonic. She stormed over to him and began dragging him by his ankles up the stairs.

"AAAAH! TAILS HELP ME!" he screamed.

Tails just stood there in surprise. As he heard Liz's door slam and Sonic screaming in pain, the thought came to him that maybe turning them back to normal wasn't what was best for Sonic…

Then Dana ran into the house and up to Tails, "Hey! Guess what?" she shouted.

"Uh… what?" Tails asked.

"THE SEMI-PLOT IS OVER!" she screamed throwing her hands into the air, "BOING!"