Chapter… uh… let's go with 39- More Time Travel... ugh

Hannah sat up and shivered in the cold. She was sitting in a snowdrift in a dense forest.

She stood and brushed the snow off her pants. She obviously figured that Liz had done something to Tails' machine which had sent her here… but where exactly was here?

Hannah headed into the trees hoping to fins someone who could help her. Then suddenly she heard voices up ahead:

"HELP! SOMEBODY HELP US!"

The hedgehog ran ahead and came to the edge of a frozen lake. Near the ice a black fox in a deerskin dress and a shawl was standing looking panicked.

"What's wrong?" Hannah asked going up to her.

"My friend fell through the ice!" she said pointing out at a gaping hole in the frozen lake, "You have to save him; I can't swim!"

Hannah paused for a moment thinking about what she was about to do, then she groaned, "Damn my sensitive side…" she mumbled. She ran out onto the ice and dove into the water. A minute later she came back up with a red fox in her arms.

The black fox ran out and pulled them both to safety. "He's not breathing!" she cried.

"Give him CPR!" Hannah said wringing out her quills.

"What's that?"

"Oh Jesus…" Hannah mumbled.

Well, what are you waiting for?

"NO FUCKING WAY! The second I put my mouth on his you're gonna wake him up!" Hannah screamed at the narrator.

Darn, you saw through my evil plan. Oh well…

The fox suddenly rolled over and began hacking up water.

"That's better…" Hannah mumbled viciously.

The black fox pulled him up and slapped him across the face, "Don't you ever listen to me?" she shouted, "I told you the ice was thin! How dare you scare me like that?"

He just smiled up at her, "Oh you know me, I never listen to anyone. Why are you an exception?" he said.

The black fox let go of him and glared, "What am I going to do with you, Akeii?"

Hannah's eyes became wide, "Excuse me… did you just call him Akeii?" she asked.

"Yes. This is Akeii, and I'm Anya." the fox said.

Hannah just stared at them for a moment, "OH GOD NO! I'M IN HER FAN CHARACTER STORY!"

Hey! What's so bad about that?

"GET ME OUT OF HERE NOW!"

I have a better idea:

Just then the ice beneath them began to crack…

3014 of the Third Age…

Knuckles stood there staring at the trees. He'd been doing that for about a half an hour just trying to figure out where he was.

Finally he decided he should move. He headed out of the trees and found himself in an outstretching field. He started walking when a man on a horse came by and pointed a sword at him, "Halt! What business have you here?" he demanded.

Knuckles scratched his head, "I dunno… where am I anyway?"

The man looked surprised, "Why, you are just south or Rohan." the man informed him.

Knuckles thought for a moment, "Rohan… where have I heard that name before…" he mumbled.

"Rohan is the kingdom of the Rohirrim and ruled by our King Théoden." the man continued.

"Uh… Théoden… I've heard that name too…" Knuckles said, "But where?"

…While he's figuring that out we'll move on.

30 AD…(A/N: if this next part offends you then you need to grow up and get a life.)

"Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

Amy sat up and rubbed her head, "What…?" she mumbled incoherently. She looked around and saw a large crowd gathered at the foot of a small hill where a man was standing speaking to them.

"Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted."

Amy stared at him for a moment, "Oh don't tell me…" she mumbled.

"Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land."

"The meek? That's me!" Amy squealed.

Two people turned around and shushed her.

2566 BC…

PECK PECK PECK

"AAH GET OFF YOU STUPID BIRD!" Rouge swiped at a large bird pecking at her forehead. The bird took off.

Rouge stood up and watched it go… it looked like some kind of heron. She was standing near the edge of a huge river. Behind her miles of desert stretched towards the horizon.

Across the river a few women were gathering water in large jars.

"Hey!" she called, "Where am I?"

They looked up and spotted Rouge and just stared. She jumped up and flew over to them, "Can you tell me where we are?" she asked.

One of the women whispered something to another and she said something in a language Rouge couldn't understand.

Then she gestured for Rouge to follow and headed off down the shoreline. Rouge quickly followed. As she did she looked around and saw a large structure being built not too far away. Looked like… a pyramid?