A/n: Sorry that my update is so late but between my new job and the WorldCup there's not much time to write.
Moony!
Yes?
Can I tell you my plan now?
If you have to.
I really have to.
Go ahead then.
We should make a film!
What?
A movie,
like that muggle one we saw at your home.
But muggle cameras don't work at Hogwarts.
We can work that out, we have magic!
How were you planning on doing that?
With a pensive, a wizard photocamera and a monitorspell.
That sounds horribly possible.
I gave it some thought.
I see.
Don't you want to know what the film is going to be about?
No.
But Moony!
Just tell me, I promised I would listen.
You so did!
Go on, tell me.
Okay, the main character will be me, Sirius Black.
I could've guessed that.
Shush, I'll be a secret agent working for the ministry of magic.
Exiting.
It is, right. In the beginning of the movie I will get called by Prongs that there is a secret mission I have to go on. So he will give me all kinds of nice magic tricks and sorts and I will go on my way to defeat the bad guy, Wormtail.
Why's Wormtail the bad guy.
I think he will look most evil when wearing a trenchcoat and glasses.
True.
Anyway, so I defeat the bad guy while getting attention of lots of girls.
And how would you get lots of girls for the film.
Well, we will have some auditions but you, my friend, will be the leading lady.
What?
You look most girly!
I don't!
You have the red lips and the light complexion.
What.
You will be best as a girl.
I'm not going to kiss you.
No kissing is needed.
What are you going to call the film.
From Hogwarts, with magic.
So your plan really is to steal the James Bond films and place them in a magical setting.
It's nothing like James Bond.
I have one question.
Ask away.
How would Sirius Black introduce himself.
That's easy: I'm Black, Sirius Black.
Not like James Bond you said?
So maybe a little.
A little?
Okay, a lot, but we can still make the film, right?
You'd have to ask Prongs and Wormtail.
I will, if they wake up.
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