Detective Fart
Case 3: The Key is The Tree
Sakura and the gang are in the garden. They're picking apples from the tree. Suddenly…
POOT.
Kurogane,
Fye, Mokona, Sakura, and Syaoran fall from the tree.
"Fye!
Stop farting!" said Kurogane.
"Not
me, it's you again, right?" said Fye.
"Not
me! I farted already this morning," said Kurogane, "A ninja only
farts once a day."
"Huh?"
everyone looks confused.
"That's one of 680 rules being a good ninja!" said Kurogane, "Rule 76: Don't fart more than once a day!"
"Mokona
never heard rules like that," said Mokona.
"Shut
up," said Kurogane.
"By the way... It's
time for Sherlock Mokona!" Mokona used his Sherlock costume.
"Whee!
Sherlock Mokona…" Fye clapped his hands then faints.
"Ah!
Fye fainted again!" said Mokona, "It means Fye isn't lying!"
Everyone
looks at Kurogane.
"What?"
said Kurogane.
"Only
your fart can make Fye faints!" said Mokona.
"But
I didn't fart!" said Kurogane.
"You
did."
"Did
not."
"You
did."
"Did
not."
"You
did…"
"Did
not…"
"You
did!!!"
"Did
not!!!!!!!"
"STOP!"
said Syaoran with a whistle and soccer referee costume.
"Where
do you get that costume?" asked Sakura.
"From
the garbage bin," said Syaoran, "Cool, right?"
"…Not
really," said Sakura.
"The
first suspect is Kurogane. I already said why. The second suspect is…
Syaoran!" said Mokona.
"Red
card for you," said Syaoran, "And yellow card for you."
"What
the hell? Me too?" said Kurogane.
"Player
shouldn't make the referee a suspect," said Syaoran.
"Penalty
for Kurogane."
"What?"
said Kurogane, "Mokona will be the ball, right?"
"NO!"
screamed Mokona.
"Just
kidding," said Syaoran.
"What
happened to you?" asked Sakura confusedly, "You talked about
soccer so much."
"I
watched World Cup last night," said Syaoran, "Damn it!"
"What
did you say?! Damn for what?!" asked Kurogane.
"France
lost from Italy. Zidane is insulted by Materazzi!" said Syaoran.
A
little Author's note: I wrote this fic at World Cup season and just
uploaded it now. I thought it's really random and I'll never upload it.
But now I did hahaha.
"Mokona
watched it too!" said Mokona, "But I think that's Zidane's
fault!"
"No!"
said Syaoran.
"Yes!"
"No!!!"
"Yes!!!!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"STOP!!"
shouted Kurogane with his sword ready, "Let's get back to the
fart problem."
"Since
when Kurogane's interested with this?" asked Mokona.
"Shut
up, White Manjuu," said Kurogane.
Mokona
jumped into Kurogane's pants quickly, "Whee!"
"Get
of me! You're tickling me! Hahaha…"
"Not
him again!" said Mokona looking to Sakura.
"Not
me…" said Sakura.
Everyone
looks to Syaoran.
"You
are the one who farted!" Mokona poked Syaoran's nose.
"Not
me!" said Syaoran, "Where's a proof!"
"I'll
jump into your pants and will prove it!" said Mokona.
Kurogane
pulled Syaoran's pants before he can run away.
"Ah…
no!!!" said Syaoran, "Hahaha… Get off!"
"Sakura,
wanna see?" Kurogane pulled Syaoran nearer to her.
"Ahhh!! Don't, hime!!"
yelled Syaoran.
"Kyaa!" she covered her face with her hands, but still she peeked through her fingers.
"You
see? You're the one!" said Mokona, "It stinks in here!"
"Ahhh…"
Fye wakes up, "So, who farted?"
Everyone
points Syaoran.
"I
see," said Fye points to Syaoran, "So, YOU farted."
"The
punishment is!" said Kurogane, "You must do all the chores for 2
weeks!"
"No! Please!
I hate chores!" said Syaoran.
"Punishment is always something bad! And nobody
should help you!" said Kurogane.
"Hoee!!"
said Sakura.
"Do
it with complete costume!" said Fye.
"Huh?"
everyone looks to Fye.
"Like…
Apron… Mop… Maid bandana… Hmmm…" said Fye, "It'll suit
you! Whee!"
"Okay!"
Kurogane grinned, "Go wear it, Syaoran!"
"NO!!!"
screamed Syaoran.
Kurogane
and Fye throw Syaoran into the changing room. "Change or we'll
change it for you."
"Okay!
I'll change it myself!" said Syaoran.
Then, the horrible weeks for Syaoran have started…
A/N:Yay uploaded chapter 3! One more chapter to go everyone! Thanks for reading and reviewing, I'm glad if you like this story!