Hiya, hiya! How many of you thought that last chapter was funny? For those who said, "I did", I have a new question; are you, or have you ever been in the wacky shack? Okay, chapter 4, Sprx77

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Victim 4- Sprx77

singing "You all assume, I'm stationed in my room, unless I try to start again…AGH! I'm bored, why can't I find someone to torture!" calls studio "hello, yes, could you please send someone for me to torture? I don't care who, just send someone! I dunno, tell Sprx that Otto is out here, and ready to be killed-"
Sprx runs on stage, "Where is he!"
"That was quick", the voice said, hanging up, "Okay then…Sit down in that chair Sprx", he listens and sits, "Know your stars, know your stars, know you stars…Sprx77-"

"Yea, what?" Sprx ask impatiently.

"WOULD YOU SHUT UP!" the voice yelled, "Now, as I was saying…Sprx77…hates Nova"
"WHAT!" Sprx yelled, "If I hate her, then why am I going around trying to murder everyone who could potentially be in love with her!"
"Because you're a Nova fan-boy"
"Are there such things as Nova fan-boys!"
"Yes, and I'm looking at one-you"
"If I'm a fan-boy then why would I hate her?"
"Cuz you're twisted"

"He's twisted?" a voice called from backstage, "Look whose talking Sam, you're the one spending your time torturing monkies after all"

"SHUT UP SHAYNA!"

"Who was that?" Sprx asked.

"Nevermind", the voice snapped impatiently, "Now…Sprx77…he is love with Otto"
"WHAT!" Sprx yelled, jumping up, "ARE IN YOU INSANE!"
"Don't answer that Shayna, or Corinne, or Catie", the voice said quickly, "And Otto is in love with you, after all, can't you return the feelings?"
"When in the world did he say that!"

"Check the last chapter buddy"

Sprx quickly rereads last chapter, "You tricked him into saying it!" he raged, "He didn't mean it!"
"Can you prove that?" Sprx froze, "Didn't think so. Now, Sprx77…is in love with Katara"
"With who?" Aang comes out on stage.

"You can't be in love with her, I am!" he yelled, holding his staff about an inch from Sprx's face.

"You are?" Katara questioned from back stage. Aang instantly went red.

"Wow, who woulda seen that coming, eh?" the voice questioned, "Now, as I was saying, Sprx…is Billy Joe from Green Day", Catie runs out on stage.

"Your Billy Joe?.!" she screamed, "I love you!"
"Ah!" Sprx jumps out of the chair and runs away, with Catie running after him shrieking, "COME BACK BILLY JOE!"

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singing "Tired of being what you want be to be. Feeling so faithless, whilst under the surface…AGH! What did Catie do with Sprx anyway? I need someone to torture! Catie bring him back, he isn't Billy Joe!"
Catie storms back on stage a second later and flings Sprx into the chair, "Well duh Sam!" she yelled, "I can't believe I believed you!"

"Shayna, Corinne…"
The two girls walked wearily on stage and dragged Catie away, Shayna muttering something about feeling like a slave.

"So Sprx, where did I leave off?"
"Something about me being some whacko from Green Day", he said, "By the way, whose Green Day?"
"Please don't let Catie here you say that", the voice groaned, "Now, Sprx77…he is really Darth Vader in disguise"
Luke Skywalker runs out on stage, he light saber held ready to fight, "Stand and fight Darth! " He yelled at Sprx. Sprx jumps up and holds his hands out, "I'm not your enemy", he said slowly backing away, "The girl that's typing this is"
"You're Darth Vader!" Luke yells, swinging the saber; it barely misses Sprx.

"I QUIT!" Sprx yelled. He ran off stage before anyone could stop him.

"Now you know…oh forget it, where's Shayna, I owe her five bucks, she said Catie would go loony when I said Sprx was from Green Day, I had to bet against it though…"

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Bonus points to anyone who can tell me what songs I was singing and who performs them! Review!