Hiya! I am once again back with Victim-I mean chapter- 5, Gibson! Enjoy!
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Victim 5- Gibson
Gibson wandered out
onto stage, "I could have sworn I heard Sprx out here
yelling…"
"Hello Gibson"
"Whose there?"
Gibson said, looking around.
"Take a seat in that chair", Gibson looked around and saw what looked like an ordinary chair.
"Okay…" he said slowly, sitting down in it. The voice cleared it's throat.
"Know your stars,
know your stars, know your stars…Mr. Hal Gibson-"
"Yes?"
"AGH!" the
voice screamed, "Will you please not interrupt me during
the introduction!"
"Sorry"
"Now, as I was
saying", the voice said in an annoyed voice, "Mr. Hal
Gibson…is really a 4 month-old baby with the IQ of
cheese"
"WHAT?.!" Gibson yelled, "Where did
you hear that?.!"
"Well in this photo your dressed up as
a baby…"
"Let me see that photo!" Gibson
demanded. A picture drifted down from the roof; Gibson caught it and
looked it over, "I was dressed up like that as a disguise to
rescue Chiro!" he raged, "I do not normally go out in
public like that!"
" Sure you
don't", the voice said cunningly, "Now, Mr. Hal
Gibson…thinks Sprx is cute"
"I DO NOT!"
Meanwhile, yelling is
heard out back, "WHERE IS THIS LOON!" Sprx yelled, "WHERE
IS SHE, I'LL HUNT HER DOWN AND MURDER HER!"
"Well,
I do believe she's in her room typing all this as we speak"
"Shut up Shayna!
Now, back out here… Mr. Hal Gibson…thinks Will is cute"
"Whose
Will?" just then, Matt from W.i.t.c.h. storms on stage.
"Tough luck
blue-boy", he snapped, "Will's with me!"
He slaps
Gibson over the head and storms off stage, "What was that all
about!" Gibson shouted.
"That's what you
get for loving someone's girlfriend, now isn't it?"
"I
don't even know who Will is!" Gibson shouted angrily, "Now
may I please go?.!"
"No", the voice said
simply, "Now…Mr. Hal Gibson…is really Shoelaces in
disguise"
"I'm really who?"
Corinne runs on stage, "Shoelaces!" she yelled. She picks him up and hugs him, "I love you Shoelaces!"
"Urk! Help me!" he yelled.
"Corinne, let him go he isn't Shoelaces", Corrine, disappointed, drops him and walks off stage.
"Who in blazes is Shoelaces?" Gibson asked impatiently.
"Eh, just some boy
she likes"
"His parents named him Shoelaces? Quite odd"
"So is the boy she
likes", the voice said, "Now…Mr. Hal Gibson…is afraid
of water"
"No, that's Sprx"
"Then why do I
have a recording of you saying you're afraid of water?"
"I
don't know why, because I'm not! Play the recording!"
Hits
play button, and a clearly cut and pasted voice of Gibson comes back
saying, "I'm afraid of water, it's blue, and blue is scary"
"I'M
BLUE!" Gibson yelled as the tape player stops, "HOW CAN I
BE AFRAID OF BLUE IF I'M BLUE!"
"Don't ask me,
you're the scientist"
"AGH!" Gibson runs off stage
yelling, "THIS DEFIES LOGIC! HELP ME!"
Elsewhere
back stage
"She never said anything about Green Day", Shayna pointed out. She grabbed a handful of popcorn and popped a piece in her mouth.
"She said something about Shoelaces though", Corinne said, grabbing a piece herself.
"Am I the only one that thinks we should rebel against her?" Catie asked.
"No"
"No"
"Then
it' settled, next chapter she tortures Antauri without any help from
us"
"Sure"
"Sure"
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