Okay, my next chapter to Know your Stars: Super Robot Style is up, and the person is…drum roll Mandarin! This is gonna be fun…evil laughter

Victim 7- Mandarin

Mandarin wandered on stage. What am I doing here? He thought, How did I get here? I don't remember coming here-

"Hello Mandarin"

"What's this?" the orange monkey growled, looking around, "Who are you?"
"Sit down", the voice said smoothly. Mandarin looked around and saw a directors chair sitting in the middle of the stage.

"Hmn…" the monkey thinks it over and finally sits down.

"Hem, hem", the voice cleared it's throat, "Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars. Mandarin-"

"What?.!" The monkey yells in frustration.

"AGH!" the voice yells, "QUIT INTERRUPTING ME! Now, as I was saying, Mandarin…is really Myotismon from Digimon"

"What?"

Gatomon comes running on stage, "Stand and fight Myotismon!"

"What's going on here?.!" Mandarin screams angrily.

"Would someone please get Gatomon out of here?.!" The voice yells. Kari from Digimon comes on stage and picks Gatomon up, carrying her away.

"Okay…" the voice says, "Mandarin…sits home Saturday morning watching Power Ranger reruns on ABC Family"

"Who told you that?.!"

"That was really more than I needed to know", the voice groans, "Mandarin…is orange"

"You couldn't have come up with something a little more creative Sam?.!" Shayna yells from backstage.

"Wait for it…"
Corinne runs on stage, "HE'S ORANGE!.!.!" She screams. She picks him up and wraps him in a hug, "I love orange! Orange rules!"

"Ah, I see what you were doing now", Shayna says.

"Glad you see", the voice comments, "Now Corinne, stop throttling my victim so I can finish torturing him, wait for him after the show and then you can have him"

"Okay!" she yells. She walks off stage.

"Who…was…that?.!" Mandarin gasps.

"She doesn't even watch Super Robot, and she likes you, all because you're orange", the voice shrugs (even if you can't see it), "Now, Mandarin…watches Teen Titans because he thinks Starfire is hot"

"Who and what?"
"Ha!" Robin yells from backstage, "He doesn't stand a chance, he's a shrimp!"
"Well, Robin, I don't know if you've noticed this", Beast Boy says carefully, "But you're no giant yourself"
"Can you work this out after the show?.!" The voice yells, "Now, Mandarin…is in love with the whole Hyperforce"

Nova can be heard screaming backstage while Sprx and Otto pretend to throw up, "What?.!" Mandarin yells.

"Mandarin…"

"If you say my name one more time I'll turn you into oblivion!"
"Okay", the voice agrees, "Fine. The orange monkey with anger management problems…attempts to destroy the Hyperforce because he has issues with his intimate feelings for them"
"WOULD YOU STOP SAYING THAT?.!"

"The orange monkey with anger management problems…wants me to stop telling the world about his secret love for the Hyperforce"

"AGH!.!.!.!" Mandarin yells, jumping up, "I QUIT! I'M OUTTA HERE!"

"I wouldn't leave the studio if I were you"

"Why, so you can tell the world more lies about me?.!" Mandarin screams, "GOOBYE!"

As he storms out of the studio, a burlap bag is shoved over him, capturing him, "HA!" Corinne yells, "I have the orange thing!"

A girl walks out of the studio, "I tried to warn you!" she yells after Mandarin.

Ah, my friends are the perfect people to use for this. So much fun, so much fun…anyway, review, that was definitely one of my…stranger chapters