Ooo! Sorry, I took forever for updating, I know, please don't be mad! Anyways, I had to take time off to celebrate, this is my first story to hit one hundred reviews, you have no clue how thrilling that is to me! Hehehe, anyways, lets get on with this, victim- I mean, chapter- 9, Skeleton King, is on the way!

Victim 9- Skeleton King

"I'm so bored!" the voice whined, "I need someone to torture, come on! What else can I do if no one is here to torture?.!"

"Got any threes?" another voice piped up.

"Go fish", the first voice said, "Playing Go Fish with Shayna, what has my life come to?"

"I take offence to that"

"You should"

Ring, Ring!

The sound of a phone picking up, "Hello?" the voice said, "Whatta you mean broken down car? I ordered pizza half an hour ago!"

"Just find someone to torture, that'll fill the void of the no pizza", Shayna said boredly, shuffling the cards.

"Right…who?"

"I think someone's coming", Shayna said, "Do your thing, I'm gonna go see if Catie'll play me for that Harry and the Potters CD"

"You know she will", the voice said as a door closed, "Now where are my notes…?"

"What's the voice?.!" Someone roared from the stage.

"What in the world…aha!" the voice said with a yell of victory, "Skeleton King! This is going to be fun!"

"Who's there?" Skeleton King yelled, "Answer me now!"
"Why don't you sit down in that seat and I'll tell you", the voice said.

"And why should I do that?"

"Because sitting in that chair will make you ruler of the universe"

For some reason that made Skeleton King eager to sit.

"Hem, hem…know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…Skeleton King…"

"WHAT?.!"

"Why, why, why, do you people always interrupt me?.!" The voice yelled, "Agh! Now, as I was saying, Skeleton King…spends his weekends playing Go Fish with Shayna"
"With who?"

"Wait, that's me, sorry", the voice said, "My bad, now Skeleton King…sleeps with a fluffy teddy bear"

"I DO NOT!"

"How come I found a teddy bear in your bed then?"

"…."

"That's what I thought", the voice said, "Now, Skeleton King…reads the W.i.t.c.h. comics and has every issue to date. Hey SK, can I borrow them?"

"I don't have them!"

"Oh really? Then how come I found them in your room?"

"What did you do, search my room?.!"

"…."

"You did?.!"

"Uh…funny story there…uh…Corinne helped!"

"I did?" Corinne asked, "No! It was Georgie!"

"Well someone helped me", the voice said, "Either way, lets keep going…Skeleton King…likes to watch Sailor Moon just so he can see the girls in their nice little Sailor Outfits. And if you've seen Sailor Moon that joke would make a lot more sense"

"Who are you?.!" Skeleton King yelled, "Tell me!"

"Hmn…Nah!" the voice said teasingly, "Well, I've got homework, so now you know, Skeleton King"

"What are you talking about?.!" Skeleton King yelled, "What do they know?.! Who are you?.! What happened to me being the ruler of the universe if I sat down in that accursed chair?.!"

"Oh, you believed me?" the voice asked, "Well, gotta go, bye-bye!"

"NO YOU DON'T!" Skeleton King yelled, "COME BACK HERE NOW!"

Well…that was interesting…well, the can't all be funny, can they? Oh, and a special thanks to Shadow, otherwise known as Monkeys and Alphalites, for the idea about Skeleton King and the teddy bear. Okay, readers choice, who should I do next? Whoever's name I see most will be the one I do. All righty, review!