Ziggy's Corner: Okay, time for chapter Five! I must say I'm enjoying this a whole lot, even though I finally received my first real, honest to God flame! At least the vast majority of you guys like this series! Well, here we go!

IROH

Iroh, Iroh, Iroh! His stomach is so huge, that walrus whales have been heard admiring it!

"Well I do have a big stomach," Iroh chuckled. "It comes from a lot of practice and determination!"

Iroh, Iroh, Iroh! He sleeps with a stuffed bunny called Kookie Bo-Bo!

"That's not true!" Iroh snapped, he reached down and picked up a cute little teddy bear. "She actually a bear, and her name is Mrs. Cupcake!"

The announcer stood slack jawed, and shook her head. Er, okay! Iroh, Iroh, Iroh! He's a lazy, warn out old man with bad breath.

"Now wait, I know I don't have smelly breath," Iroh gasped, and blew into his hand, sniffing. "Ew wait a moment, I guess I really do! Thanks for pointing that out!" he said with a laugh.

Wait, what about you being a lazy, warn out old man!

"No, that's true," he said with a nod. "When you get to be my age, naps seem very inviting! As does Ginsing Tea! Would you like some?"

There was a large gap of silence before the announcer shook off the shook. Iroh, Iroh, Iroh, he doesn't have a brain in his head!

"Well now that's not nice!" Iroh grumbled, flames from his fingers growing. Then he breathed in and out and smiled, "I think you really could use a nice nap yourself"

IROH, IROH, IROH! He disgraced his brother, and hates his father and mother!

This got a rise out of him. Iroh stood to his feet and pointed at the camera. "You know nothing of my father or mother. I loved them both, even though my father was a little stern and cold."

But what about your brother?

"Nope, you're right, I disgraced him, and I would have done it again! My little brother is a piece of dung swafting around a sewer!" Then he smiled yet again. "But he does make a good batch of nononut cookies!"

Are you insane!

"No, just relaxed," he smiled, crossing his legs, and grossing out the crew! Because he wasn't wearing any pants or UNDERWEAR!

I think I'm going to be SICK!

"Would you like a glass of tea?" he asked, standing up.

Mother! I WANT MY MOTHER! The commentator ran screaming for the hills.

This one was a little odd, but I liked how Iroh drove the commentator for the hills with his laid back, don't take too much offense attitude! What did you all think? Anyway, up next is Princess Azula!