Ziggy's Corner: YAY Six chapters! Azula is next, so hold on to your seats!
PRINCESS AZULA
Princess Azula, Princess Azula, Princess Azula! She likes to bath with honey and aloe!
"I beg your pardon! What the hell are you talking about? I only use the most expensive and fancy of shampoos!" She glared at the cameras, her left leg resting on her right and swaying back and forth. "Care to challenge that?"
Princess Azula, Princess Azula, Princess Azula! there is a loud thump here, and some static, before the commentator comes back on Her diary says that she has a major crush on Orlando Bloom!
The girl frowned and shot from her butt. "What! Who is that? I don't know any Orlando Bloom!"
My mistake, actually it says that she has a crush on Pete the dung hog herder!
"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND! I DON'T LOVE THAT MUD RIDDEN, FLEA INHABITATING FREAK!" She looked around and glared at anyone she could catch with her eyes. "What the hell is going on out here?"
Princess Azula, Princess Azula, Princess Azula! She still pees her pants when she goes to bed! There is a gaff of laughter here .
"WHO TOLD YOU THAT? I ONLY WROTE THAT IN MY … gasp DAMN YOU TO HELL, YOU REALLY DO HAVE MY JOURNAL! HOW'D YOU GET IT!" Lightning flickered from her fingers and she began throwing things all over the studio.
Princess Azula, Princess Azula, Princess Azula! She dots her I's with cute little hearts and makes her B's look like teddy bears!
Her mind flashed, She'd worked so hard to make herself a tough character in her friends eyes. Now she could hear Mei cackling with laughter, her skin flushing so red it made her look like a cherry cabbage! "Stop laughing at me!" she cried. "How did you get my journal! How… ZUKO!" She turned toward the area where the voice was coming from. Her brother appeared on stage and showed her the book.
"Princess Azula, Princess Azula, Princess Azula!" he said as he read in the book, running from his sister. "She get's bad diarrhea when she eats too many Flame Chips!"
"You give me that book back, Zuzu!" she screamed. Zuko was upset a little, but it didn't take him long to keep teasing her.
"Princess Azula, Princess Azula, Princess Azula! Her pits stink so bad, they could gag a dung hog!"
"I do not have STINKY PIT!" Azula screeched, raising her arms. The cast, the entire group from Avatar, and Zuko all stopped, dropped the ground, followed by Azula herself.
And now you know, Princess Azula. The girl who likes to bath with honey and aloe, has crushes on both Orlando Bloom and Pete the Dung Hog herder, still pees in her sleep, has bad diarrhea, and has majorly … stinky … WHOO THAT'S RANK! the commentator faints from the smell of Azula's stinky pits.
This one was fun to do! I've had this idea for the ending a long time with Azula!
Azula: I don't have stinky pits!
Pats her on her head Of course you don't. Anyway, up next: Mei! Don't forget to Review!
