Ziggy's Corner: Okay chapter seven! I must say I did not think that this story would be so darn popular! For those of you who might hate the Zuko chapter, I am sorry. That was the one that received the flame (my very first honest to god total flame! Sigh I knew that was coming sooner or later). Hopefully you liked my chapters with Iroh and Azula! And now without further ado! I give you the next chapter! For those of you who don't know, Mei is the daughter of the governor of Omashu after it has fallen. She's seen in the third episode of the second season.
Mei
Mei, Mei, Mei! She's a spoiled rotten little snot, whose love of Flame Chips is as legendary as her bad breath!
"I don't have bad breath!" Mei looked around, but she knew it was hopeless, no one had ever found this smart mouthed little twit before, and she doubted she would be the first. "And I'm not a spoiled little snot."
Mei, Mei, Mei! She's in the Guinness Book of World Records for being the only person who doesn't have any snot in her nose.
The girl looked up at the ceiling and sighed. "I am so bored," she groaned. "Are we almost done?"
Mei, Mei, Mei! She got her dressing style from that Chinese chick who was in the Street Fighter series!
"You are going to insult me, and you don't even the know the name of the person you're comparing me with!" Mei groaned.
Its been a long time since I played that game, so sue me!
"Sure just give me a name, and I'll have my people talk to your people," Mei grumbled sarcastically.
Mei, Mei, Mei! She likes being sarcastic while washing her body!
"I like being sarcastic no matter what," the girl grumbled, playing with her knives.
Mei, Mei, Mei! She's an insecure little girl, who likes to paint cute little faces on her blades and name them after clowns!
"How about I use your blood for the paint, dumbass!" the girl snarled as she rose to her feet.
Mei, Mei, Mei! She has a massive crush on Dakota Fanning!
"WHAT THE HELL! I don't have a crush on Dakota Fanning!" Mei roared.
Then why did you take out her old shoes from her trash and sniff them every morning?
"I don't!"
True, it's actually Zuko's shoes you lick every morning. You worship Dakota each night in front of her ten foot tall poster on your wall!
"I don't even live at home any more! And I never had walls that large!"
Me thinks the lady does protest too much!
"Up yours buddy!" Mei growled. "Where are you getting these facts anyway?"
From firenation and love!
"Well whoever that is, they have problems."
Yes you do!
"Is this thing almost over?"
Mei, Mei, Mei! Her breasts have goat's milk in them!
"WHAT THE FUCK!" Mei looked down at her chest and up near the voice, "I DON'T HAVE GOATS MILK IN MY BREASTS!"
Then why are they so big?
"What are you doing looking at a fifteen in a half year old girl's chest?" Mei growled, twirling her blades.
Mei, Mei, Mei! She is self conscious about her body!
"You would be too if you had a bodiless freak stare at you," she hissed.
Mei, Mei, Mei! She hears voices in her head that tell her that her breasts are too big, her nose is too flat, and her ears look like a Springer Spaniel!
Mei looked at a mirror and toward the ceiling, throwing a blade upwards. "That's IT! I'M OUT OF HERE!"
There is a groan, and the commentator wheezes Now you know Mei! A girl with bad breath, takes fashion advice from fictional video game characters, likes to be sarcastic in the nude, stalks both Zuko and Dakota Fanning to steal their personal items and is self conscious about her body because of what voices tell her. He grunts again Not to mention her aim is good with those blades!
Okay I hope everyone liked this one! A little naughty, but I promise to clean up my act a little bit. Up next is Ty Lee! Or Tai Li, or Tai Lee, however you want to write her name! Review! fire nation and Love, thanks for the cool idea, I cracked up when I read it!