Ziggy's Corner: Okay we're now up to chapter 8! I hope you all are enjoying this, because I've had a lot of fun writing it! And yes, I know who she is. She's my second favorite character of the new season! She's SO, COMPLETELY CUTE!
Ty Lee: A 31 year old guy thinks I'm cute? Well I guess that's a little flattering.
Katara: If not a little down right creepy!
I did not mean it like that, and you two know that!
TY LEE
Ty Lee, Tai Lee, Tai Li! Boys think that her ability to bend her body into any shape is creepy!
"That's not true," the young perky girl snapped. "Boys actually were kind of always near my family's house, wanting to take me out. I never really understood why."
Ty Lee, Tai Lee, Tai Li! She's a sheltered, little goody two shoes!
"Hey, that's not nice! So I lived a lot in my parent's house and only went on three or four dates before graduating from the Royal Fire Academy for Girls! That's no reason to be mean!"
Ty Lee, Tai Lee, Tai Li! She hates her parents and thinks her pet horses are meanie, meanie, submachinies!
"Have you being drinking or something?" Ty Lee asked, cocking her head. "I don't hate my parents, and I don't even have any horses, let alone thinking their mean."
Ty Lee, Tai Lee, Tai Li! She killed her horses and sold their meat so she could go to the prom and freak out all of her teachers!
"I was the perfect student, next to Azula," Ty Lee cried. "All of my teachers loved me! And I never had any horses!"
Ty Lee, Tai Lee, Tai Li! She got her fashion sense from the back of a Wheaties cereal box that cost one gold cent!
"Cereal? But I don't eat cereal? And what's wrong with the way I dress?" she stood up and looked at her clothes, divided into two, her bare midriff exposed. "I used this outfit during my training at the circus!"
Ty Lee, Tai Lee, Tai Li! She cleaned elephant dung and slept with flea infected hyena's while she was in the circus!
"I did not!" she cried. "I HAD MY OWN ROOM!"
Ty Lee, Tai Lee, Tai Li! She once stole a car, drove it through a bank, used the money to fund her circus, only to come back home and to date Lex Luthor's hair out and drove Shaun to feed himself to a massive army of undead zombies who then rioted and activated a nuclear weapon, destroying the earth!
"NONE OF THAT HAPPENED!" She cried. "How could I destroy the earth if I'm sitting here right now being interviewed by a lunatic?"
Maybe we're all in Heaven, Ms. Planet destroyer.
"If this is heaven, why am I being tormented?" the girl asked.
Maybe you were a very bad girl!
"You know this is just stupid, I think I'm going to leave now."
Ty Lee, Tai Lee, Tai Li! She's leaving in a tit.
"And what is going on with all these names? I mean, why spell my name so many ways?"
So how do you spell it then?
"Well, you know I really don't care," the girl said. "But pick one and stick with it!"
Ty Lee, Tai Lee, Tai Li! She's so stupid, she doesn't even know how to spell her name!
"HEY, I DIDN'T SAY THAT! JUST PICK A SPELLING AND USE IT!"
Ty Lee, Tai Lee, Tai Li! Her real name is Shelley Samalongading-dong!
"I'll Samalongading-dong you!" Ty Lee cried. All she could do is hear the mocking laughter of the commentator.
And now you know Ty Lee, a girl with so many problems, it would be impossible for me to name them all!
"They don't know anything about me!" she screamed. "Hello? Hello! Is there someone there? Can't we start all over please? HELLO!"
That ends another chapter! Up next, is Appa!