Ziggy's Corner: This is chapter nine! Because he's an animal, and can't talk, Appa's, as well as Momo's chapter will both be shorter than normal. I think it should still be kind of cute. I hope you all enjoy it!
APPA
Appa, Appa, Appa! He's a seven foot, two inch disk jockey from Bismark, New Jersey with seven point one kids and three more of them on the way!
Appa didn't understand much of the human language, but even he knew that what this loud mouth, conveniently invisible fool was saying was a lie! The air bison opened his mouth wide and large and bellowed a massive protest.
Appa, Appa, Appa! His fur is made from the wool he stole from a dozen sheep!
Again Appa roared a protest, his mind picturing himself covered with dozens of itchy, oily sheep, all bleating in horror as he flew over the ocean. He shook his head and mentally told the guy what he really was, a large two ton flying bison with a beaver like tail, and six legs.
Appa, Appa, Appa! His poop weighs seventy eight pounds!
Actually it was more like one hundred pounds, but what the bison could not figure out was how that mattered at all to the people watching any of this!
Appa, Appa, Appa! He's a moody, dysfunctional swimsuit supermodel from Leningrad, Russia!
Leningrad, Russia! This guy definitely had been hiding in his shell for a long time! There was no Leningrad anymore, not since the fall of the Soviet Union, it was St. Petersburg again! And Appa wearing swim ware? The bison roared in anger and turned away from the people, his tail whipping in protest.
See, moody!
Appa choice to ignore the deranged human.
Appa, Appa, Appa! He once had an affair with Lex Luthor and they named their child Robin Williams!
Well that would have explained why Robin was so hairy, but he didn't have white hair, nor six legs, nor a beaver's tail, and why would a male Air Bison try to have an affair with a male Super villain from a different dimension?
Appa, Appa, Appa! Yip Yip really means, "Get your gosh darned fat ass off the ground and head for the all you can eat diet buffet before your fatty, fat ass gets any wider and squashes Aang's face if you fall on him.
That was it! Appa roared in anger, and smashed the studio so completely they had to take over All That's stage to finish.
See? I said he was moody! Now you know Appa! The seven foot, two inch disk jockey from Bismark, New Jersey who steals sheep's wool, has one hundred pound shit balls, is a moody supermodel from Leningrad, Russia who has had an affair with Lex Luthor and brought Robin Williams into the world.
Well I said it would be short. I actually thought it was going to be only one page, and once I transfer it into submission form, it just might be. Any way, up next is Momo!