Demmie: First off, thanx for the cookie! I was a good girl and didn't eat it all at once, it was delicioso!I thought it'd be kinda cute to end the chapter between Alucard and Seras. I promise they'll have more when she's awake! If you, my faithful reviewer is happy with the story, then I'm happy! Especially when I get your awesome reviews! Enjoy this chapter!
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Ying-Darkness: Glad you think the story's great! I'll do my best to keep it interesting for you and everyone else.
SacredYoukai: You're so right! I love Alucard too! He's so hot! I wanted to write Seras a little differently than the meek,young vampire she's written as on the anime version. Although, I still like her on the anime too!
sakandliluver: Well, I'm pleased to write something you didn't expect! I like a feisty Seras much better. Alucard would be more attracted to her that way, in my humble opinion. I, also, don't like the relationship between Alucard and Integra, never have, never will! All in all, I'm happy you're loving it so far and will do my best to keep it interesting for you!
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My Blood, Tears and Humanity
Chapter 4: Who's Your Daddy
Alucard and Seras were annoying everyone on the mansion grounds. Apparently, the two vampires had some sort of bet going about who could irritate the most people in a week. No one was sure of the winner. It would be a very close race however.
Alucard had chewed a whole pack of gum and placed it in the barrel of Integra's pistol when he was done chewing it to perfection. Later, she'd gotten angry at him, picked up her pistol and fired. It wasn't pretty! The gun backfired, coloring her face black as Alucard's hair. Namely, she wasn't pleased, and proceeded to yell at him. She threw every book and paperweight she could get her hands on at him as he exited her office. He heard her scream one last, "You stupid bastard, you prick!" Then all was quiet from her end.
He'd also hidden Walter's monocle, put some really hot spices in the troop's food while being cooked, and he'd even gotten Seras.
She'd been dreaming. Without her knowledge, he'd slipped in her mind and entered her dreams. The things she was dreaming were turning him on! Bad thing is... he was here to pull a prank not get hot and bothered!
"Hmm, police girl!" The images flowing through her mind, filtered into his as well. "That's interesting. I believe we'll have to try it!" Smirking, the handsome vampire laughed softly. Eyes full of mischievous intentions, he picked her up and spirited the both of them away.
Arriving at his location, he glanced around at all the empty beds, he took her to one laying her down. Spying some rope, he tied her down, waiting for the right time for everything to happen. Seras would freak out. She'd probably try to kick his ass, but what fun! He loved games. Alucard loved them even more when they were sadistic and dark!
Hearing footsteps, he faded into the background, awaiting the results of his latest prank.
Turning on the lights, one of the soldiers hollered in shock. "Oh, man, there's a girl on your bed, Johnson! "Dude, you need to share! She's hot!"
Johnson ran over to his bed, checking the identity of the girl. Laughing, he turned back to Jax. "I won't be sharing anything. Neither will you. It's our commander, Seras!"
"No shit?"
"Nope. Not kidding."
Disappointment ran through Jax. He'd wanted to have a hottie so bad tonight and he'd thought one had just been hand delivered to him! "Damn!"
All the guys were rowdily laughing, waking Seras. Her eyes wide in fright, looking completely disoriented.
Trying to get up only to discover her predicament, she narrowed her eyes, giving them dirty looks. "Who did this to me?"
Not receiving an answer, she pulled against her restraints. Feeling them loosen she gave them one last chance to start narcing. "Last chance, boys, somebody better start talking." Her smile spoke of harsh punishment and things to come if the situation didn't come out to her liking.
Johnson said, "Seriously, Commander, when we entered the barracks, you were already here tied to the bed and not another soul in site. I swear!" Holding up his fingers in the boyscout salute he swore again that they'd had nothing to do with it!
Seething, she knew now who the guilty party was. "Alucard! Get your undead ass out here right now!"
Stepping from the wall, Alucard, so tall, so deadly, brazenly stared her down. His eyes moving agonizingly over her body, lingering over the ones that really counted. The vampire's voice seductively rolled from his mouth. "You screamed, Seras?" Alucard smirked at her just daring her to up the ante.
Ripping the ropes that held her prisoner, Seras flew at her master. Pushing him against the wall, she let him know right then and there to keep his guard up. "Get ready, bitch! Your mine! I'll get you when you least expect it."
Jax laughed aloud at her threat towards the older vampire. "Commander, I think this bet's over! You might as well be bowing and saying, 'who's your daddy'?"
Infuriated, Seras switched her attention to Jax. "Say another word, and they'll find all your male parts spread all over the front gate of Hellsing Manor. So do you really want to get into the sadistic pleasures I can offer?"
He nodded, stretching out his hand to touch her.
"Well, forget it!", she snapped. "You're not my type. Also, if you're feeling really brave you could try and take me, but I think my master, here, would be very unaccommodating. He just might take out your liver and give it to Cerberus." Grinning sadistically, she moved right up against the tall, thin blond man.
Swallowing hard, he asked,"W-who's Cerberus?" Shoving his hands in his pockets, the soldier didn't want anyone to see how bad his hands were shaking from her threat.
"Cerberus is his hell hound. A rather beautiful creature who can be violent when called upon."Seras never paid attention when her voice took on a dark, sadistic tone, such as her master's. Also, it had a mesmerizing quality to it. Drawing them all into her little corner of unreality with her voice, one of her few weapons as of presently.
Looking on in pride, the No Life King knew where she was going with this. The fun he was having and all because she was having such fun! Little by little, if their bet persisted, she might lose what humanity she had left. He couldn't really imagine his police girl without her humanity. That's all the two of them had ever known for her. Momentarily regretting their bet, Alucard hoped that Seras kept her humanity intact and buried deep.
One by one, Seras went to all the boys, rubbing on them, gyrating, causing the makings of big trouble! Jax, especially, had his eye on her. Threat or no threat. He didn't give a damn. A night with her would be worth it!
Swiping his chance, as she passed him, he grabbed her, kissing her and hands roaming where they shouldn't. He was so involved with his actions that he almost missed the growl aimed at him. Jerking his head up, he released Seras, to face Alucard in all his pissed off fury!
Alucard, pushed Seras aside, grabbing Jax by the neck. Holding him off the ground, the younger male glared at him defiantly. Throwing him across the room, Alucard coldly spoke, "Touch her again, and I will string out all of your intestines along the front gate for all to see! Seras is off limits! She's mine! The maniacal light was back in his eyes. That wasn't a good sign at all.
Lightly brushing his arm, Seras calmly said, "Master, that's enough. Leave him alone. He's hurt no one, not even me. You know as well as I, that he couldn't hurt me if he tried."
Softening her voice, his fledgling cajoled him as sweetly as she could to come back. Changing tactics, she spoke to the men around her. "All of you leave now. Back away as slowly as possible and get out." Keeping her tone low and even, Seras hoped she wouldn't stir the beast in front of her. This beast appeared ready and able to tear every soldier's throat out given the inclination. She just couldn't give it or let him have it!
Quickly, glancing over her shoulder, she saw the last soldier had safely made it out. Sighing with relief, her whole body relaxed. "Whew. That was close!" A hand tapped her on the shoulder making her jump.
"Cripes! Don't do that!" Seras felt like she'd had a hundred years scared off her life. She felt lost when admiring his face, but her fear returned to see the psychotic look that possessed it. Backing away slowly, she had turned to run when she heard his...laughter? What the hell? Why was he laughing?
Alucard, laughing so hard that he was bent over clutching his stomach. "Gotcha again, Seras."
Her mouth dropped open. Indignation flew off the handle. "You mean to tell me that this was a joke?"
Smirking, the master vampire nodded. "You betcha and a very funny joke it was!"
"We'll see about that. Not only will you be eating your words, but maybe a couple of body parts too! Payback's a bitch!" Stomping off, Seras left in the direction of her room to hatch a prank of her own to nail Alucard.
Meanwhile, Alucard, the devil, himself was back to pranking everyone else. He'd put hair dye in Integra's shampoo. Now, the heiress was sporting hair colored in electric blue. The threats from that one ranged from dismemberment to being slowly exposed to sunlight; letting him fry.
Seras, however, how stolen Walter's gun grease and had greased all the toilet seats in the mansion and on the grounds. So you could hear butts splatting on the floor wherever toilet seats had been greased! The sprightly feeling vampire ran around to all the doors slapping a good amount of KY jelly around and under the door handles. She lost count of how many fell prey to that one! Laughing, she was having such a good time that she didn't notice how narcissistic she was becoming. Just like her master. Just like Alucard.
Finally, she was ready to spring her trap on her master. Crossing her fingers, she wanted to shock the hell out of him! Seras had gone to Walter for help on this one. God knows, she'd need it! The fledgling discovered he'd be gone on a mission for a little while. Perfect! That would help a lot!
She'd made a deal with the appropriate amount of people for this and it just couldn't, absolutely, could not fall on it's face! Everyone involved gathered for a reinforcement of the plan. Seras wanted to make sure things were close to perfection. Fifteen minutes later, all parties dispersed heading to their prearranged places.
Alucard returned to the mansion. It was too quiet. Then he heard screams and growls. Loud noises, curses and breaking furniture canceling the silence. Walking through the mansion he saw blood and mayhem scattered in various places. Puzzlement quickly gave way to fury. Who would do such a thing? Who would do this with Alucard protecting them?
Digging through the chaos left behind, he found a soldier. He asked the man, "What's going on?"
"Seras, sir. She's gone berserker. She's killing everyone." The man's body hitching for breath. "We believe she's even gotten to Sir Integra."
With those words uttered, Alucard felt a rush of emotions. Sadness coursed in his veins. The woman he loved would have to be destroyed! She'd be destroyed by his own hand. Fate was having it's turn now, laughing for all the times Alucard had escaped it. Now fate was killing him with the destruction of his fledgling!
Hearing noises outside in the yard, Alucard phased there immediately. Standing there, bathed in blood, was his Seras. Her blonde hair shining in the moonlight. He loved the way she stood there like a goddess of war, proud and strong. Ready to take on any opponent. Slowly a tear slipped down his face and he called her name. "Seras?"
Spinning towards him, she gave him one of his own trademark maniacal smirks plastered on her face. "Yes, master."
"Why? Why did you do this?" Though he was here, he couldn't believe what he was seeing. He wanted the confirmation from her own lips.
Giving a small sigh, she said, "Why? Why ask why? Isn't this what you wanted of me? You wanted my humanity gone." Making a sweeping motion with her arm, she continued,"Well, it's gone. You got what you wanted. Aren't you happy?" Sadistically smiling and moving closer, her voice dropped much lower. "Now...I'm just like you. Just...like...you!" Giggling, she ran to him and hugged him. "Thank you for forcing me to see the light! It's wonderful!"
"I never knew that life could be like this." Holding out her hand to him, "Come with me. We'll rain down beautiful chaos and mortals will bow down before us! The two of us will enjoy vampiric life as never before." Pointing towards the mansion, "Your servitude to this organization will be over."
Alucard's heart torn to pieces over her monologue. This wasn't his police girl. This wasn't his Seras. He didn't want her to lose her humanity if this is what would happen. The No Life King wanted his old Seras back. "Before I kill you, Seras, I need to tell you something. Something I'd never thought I'd hear myself say. It needs to be said no matter though."
"Seras, seeing you this way, if this is what it's going to be for you, when you lose your humanity I hope you don't ever lose it again. Find your humanity! Please, for my sake, your sake! This isn't you." He certainly couldn't ignore the stunned look in her eyes and on her face. She appeared surprised that he said that to her.
His hair started growing taking on the shape of black tendrils. Grabbing hold of her arms, legs and waists, he held her still. "I want you to know this is killing me to do this! More than that, I love you! You mean so much to me, that I'd rather kill you than let you become a rampaging killing machine. One bent on nothing but fierce killing and nothing more."
A smile cracked on Seras' face. Then she uttered the words that Alucard had said to her hours earlier,"Gotcha!" Her smile forgotten, she began laughing and couldn't stop. While she was laughing, all her victims joined in with her. All of them at Alucard's expense, laughing for all the times, he'd pranked them with no relief in sight and no apologies either.
Alucard stared hard at his fledgling. First he was pissed at her prank. Then he realized that she had indeed gotten him good. She'd pranked a prankster. "So", he spoke,"I guess this means that you are the winner of our little bet?"
"You bet!" Once again smirking, Seras turned to her master asking him,"Who's your daddy?" Doubled over in laughter, Seras fell to the ground along with a fellow "victim" who just happened to be Jax.
Jax just had to repeat her question just to irk the older vampire. "So, Alucard, 'Who's your daddy?'"
Dryly replying, "Obviously not you. You don't have the balls enough for it."
Crossing over to Seras, Alucard took her in his arms. Congratulating her on her success, he kissed her. Wrapping his strong arms around her they faded away into the night.
A/N: Ok, that's it for this chapter. Should this be the last chapter or should I keep going a little longer? I'd like to hear from you, my faithful readers/reviewers! You guys rock and I love ya! If there's something you'd like to read then let me know. I'll do my best to put it in... anyway.. L8r!
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