Ziggy's Corner: chapter 11! This time Fire Lord Ozai is going to be on the hot seat, and when I mean the hot seat, I meant the HOT SEAT! Enjoy!
Fire Lord Ozai, Fire Lord Ozai, Fire Lord Ozai! He goes to bed with a stuffed teddy bear named Mister Winkens!
"I do not!" Ozai barked, flames rising all around him. "Teddy bears are for childish weaklings who have nothing better to do than fear their own fate!"
Fire Lord Ozai, Fire Lord Ozai, Fire Lord Ozai! He uses two tons of moose to keep his hair pointed up like that!
"I use nothing but the royal band to tie my hair," the evil king grumbled.
Fire Lord Ozai, Fire Lord Ozai, Fire Lord Ozai! He's really the top collector of My Little Pony toys!
"WHY WOULD I COLLECT TOY PLASTIC DOLLS OF COLORFUL HORSES FOR?" Ozai shrieked.
Fire Lord Ozai, Fire Lord Ozai, Fire Lord Ozai! He put itching powder in his father's underpants and then slapped himself silly with a salami stick.
"A SALAMI STICK! Why in Agni would I hit myself with a salami stick!"
So you admit you put itching powder in your dad's pants?
"No, that was my brother's underpants I did that with," Ozai said with a sick chuckle.
"I KNEW IT!" Iroh leapt out of no where, and began pounding his little brother within an inch of his life. "You ruined my life, I had a date that night, and she was so creeped out I couldn't get one until I went to the Royal University!"
Fire Lord Ozai, Fire Lord Ozai, Fire Lord Ozai! He likes bathing in meat!
"What is all this talk about my body covered with meat?"
Isn't it true?
"I do not hit myself with sticks of meat, and I most certainly DO NOT BATH IN MEAT!" The flames were now taller than Ozai, and he glared at the voice. "Show yourself, I challenge you to an Agni Kai!"
Fire Lord Ozai, Fire Lord Ozai, Fire Lord Ozai! He divorced his wife so he could marry this puppy! A picture of a hideous half dog half mutant thing popped onto the screen.
"WHY WOULD I MARRY THAT THING!"
It's Fire Nation Royalty!
"I'm not sure that's even a real animal!"
Yeah, yeah, sorry I can't understand you.
"What are you talking about?"
I don't speak dog.
"That's not a dog, and I DON'T BARK!" Ozai barked, the flames overtaking him.
Bark, bark! Nope sorry, I just can't do it!
"Well neither can I but you don't see me acting like an idiot!"
Now you know Fire Lord Ozai, a mutant, puppy loving despot who baths in meat!
"I do not go about the ritual of BATHING IN MEAT! I DON'T HIT MYSELF WITH MEAT! HONESTLY WHO HITS THEMSELVES WITH MEAT? HELLO? IS THERE ANYONE THERE? SSSTTTOOOOOOPPPPPPP MMOOOOOOCCCCCKKKKINNNNNGGGGGGGG MMMMEEEEEEEEEE!"
Okay this one was a little longer. I had a blast with this, Ozai was easy! Anyway, up next: Ursa! (Zuko and Azula's mother).